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# ? May 24, 2022 09:23 |
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Thanks for all the in tell.
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So many updates! Today is a good day
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Hey doesn't it say in the bible that we shouldn't kill? ![]()
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Suzuki Method posted:Hey doesn't it say in the bible that we shouldn't kill? ![]() you don't get the rules, its ok to kill if its for god. you know like David did
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That they're just "well, gotta kill you now" and everyone just pulls out weapons and Porkey freaking out is the best.RaspberryCommie posted:Yeah, that would probably work better, but I can't change it without dropping another $5. Yeah, it's fine as is, plus I forgot that Elmer's hat has red on both sides, so it's all good. Narmi fucked around with this message at 01:24 on May 20, 2012 |
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Truly this is some serious poo poo, since they all recognize him as a Neutral, and also everybody and their mother brought SPIKED BATS to church. You know, like David did.
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I love how everyone in the Church knew about the neutrals except Porky, who is one, and that they all carry weapons with them all the time. And how anime hair lady knows the bible so well. Also, he's neutral, why do you have to kill him? If anything he's on your side because he's Catholic. I MISSED THIS SO MUCH
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Judging by how the pastor landed I guess TGT runs on Havok physics.
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Suben posted:Judging by how the pastor landed I guess TGT runs on Havok physics. The church is actually the chapel in ![]() Heavily armed, anime-haired churchgoers made me laugh so hard.
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e: Oops, somebody already answered this.
There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 01:43 on May 20, 2012 |
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I found this on Tumblr: ![]() The internet's getting really recursive lately.
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UnassemblyRequired posted:Wait, is Porky a priest? It looks like he's wearing a collar in the last few pages. Was this already mentioned and I missed it? If so, then why is he married? He could just be a preacher. There is no real division in some churches dealing with who can wear the collar and who cannot.
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Calico Heart posted:I love how everyone in the Church knew about the neutrals except Porky, who is one, and that they all carry weapons with them all the time. And how anime hair lady knows the bible so well. Also, he's neutral, why do you have to kill him? If anything he's on your side because he's Catholic. Neutral means your emotions are neutral, but not your opinions. All the Satanists have to have neutral emotions to use their powers but they are still Satanists. I think. Lazybot is beyond my level.
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Mortal Sword posted:It's a pastor's outfit. Porky even mentions "pastor" in his dialogue, so apparently they're all pastors at this particular church, and you don't have to be Catholic or an ordained priest to be one. I'm fine with that. It just makes the concept of Father Porky getting hammered with his friends, then screwing a hooker and getting
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The extreme close-up shots of Porky at the end of the last two comics are killing me.
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This frame loving rules. I don't even have anything to compare Porky's face to.
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I hate that when I see a new update, I speed read it to find gold but I end up missing things like that.
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Friends Are Evil posted:
I love that someone would just casually bring a spiked club to church in case they had to kill a necromancer that day. ![]()
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He is throwing himself headfirst out of that room to get away from those crazy christians!![]()
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So do people see the lines or are the lines for our benefit, and the neutral's (sp) just feel the lines?
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Pawl posted:He is throwing himself headfirst out of that room to get away from those crazy christians! I can't see this without hearing the Six Million Dollar Man sound effect.
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When I started chapter 1, I didn't expect the saga to eventually encompass a takedown of Old Testament theology featuring the Looney Toons.
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I have the odd feeling that he came up with the whole necromancer plot arc right about when he figured out how to make smooth curves with the pen tool.
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Data Graham posted:I have the odd feeling that he came up with the whole necromancer plot arc right about when he figured out how to make smooth curves with the pen tool. gently caress you, I'll have you know that every word was planned right from the start ![]()
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quote:Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that coffin looks a bit like a roomba.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that coffin looks a bit like a roomba. It can't be, because nothing about this comic sucks. ![]()
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A terrifying plot twist!![]()
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wow, i kind of expected the parents to be dead, but that frying pan caught me off-guard
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the '![]() hugs @ kisses
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ClownSyndrome posted:the ' Does he think that @ is &? Piggy can't get a break.
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^ @ = pig snout Holy poo poo. Excellent, Lazerbot. By the way, is DeviantArt also inaccessible for some of you?
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i only have one option now, i have to live with my parents I love that this is Porky's immediate fallback plan after discovering he is a necromancer hunted by all of Christendom.
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I almost feel like Lazerbot lulls us into complacency on purpose before he drops some crazy poo poo. Also the fork in mama porky's eye ![]()
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"god dammit we lost him..." "ahhhh lets go" It's hilarious how easily they gave up looking for him.
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:i only have We've all been there. Especially those of us who graduated college right as the economy crashed.
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These Christians are awfully malicious and spiteful in their crusade I mean Porky's parents weren't neutrals
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:i only have Inability to resolve relationship problems, stuttering social insecurities, being trod on by his peers and seeing his parents as the ultimate answer to his problems... That's it. Porky is a goon.
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MediumWellDone posted:Inability to resolve relationship problems, stuttering social insecurities, being trod on by his peers and seeing his parents as the ultimate answer to his problems... Can't be. He believes in god and doesn't spend all his time belittling people of faith for having 'imaginary friends'.
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# ? May 24, 2022 09:23 |
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Bacon. Pure genius.
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