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Madoushi
May 9, 2003

Some days, you just get up on the wrong side of the bed...

Porky no :(

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Otterspace
Jul 13, 2006

This is not a good idea.


Thanks for all the in tell.

lil baby anime
Nov 6, 2009



So many updates! Today is a good day

Suzuki Method
Mar 11, 2012



Hey doesn't it say in the bible that we shouldn't kill? :allears:

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats





Suzuki Method posted:

Hey doesn't it say in the bible that we shouldn't kill? :allears:


you don't get the rules, its ok
to kill if its for god. you
know like David did

Narmi
Feb 26, 2008


That they're just "well, gotta kill you now" and everyone just pulls out weapons and Porkey freaking out is the best.

RaspberryCommie posted:

Yeah, that would probably work better, but I can't change it without dropping another $5.

Honestly, I think the stripe switching sides works fine. I think it adds to it.

Yeah, it's fine as is, plus I forgot that Elmer's hat has red on both sides, so it's all good.

Narmi fucked around with this message at 01:24 on May 20, 2012

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW


Truly this is some serious poo poo, since they all recognize him as a Neutral, and also everybody and their mother brought SPIKED BATS to church. You know, like David did.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





I love how everyone in the Church knew about the neutrals except Porky, who is one, and that they all carry weapons with them all the time. And how anime hair lady knows the bible so well. Also, he's neutral, why do you have to kill him? If anything he's on your side because he's Catholic.

I MISSED THIS SO MUCH

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.


Judging by how the pastor landed I guess TGT runs on Havok physics.

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006



Suben posted:

Judging by how the pastor landed I guess TGT runs on Havok physics.

The church is actually the chapel in :darksouls:

Heavily armed, anime-haired churchgoers made me laugh so hard.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person



e: Oops, somebody already answered this.

There Bias Two fucked around with this message at 01:43 on May 20, 2012

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats





I found this on Tumblr:


The internet's getting really recursive lately.

Jazz and Liquor
Jul 2, 2011

by angerbot


UnassemblyRequired posted:

Wait, is Porky a priest? It looks like he's wearing a collar in the last few pages. Was this already mentioned and I missed it? If so, then why is he married?

He could just be a preacher. There is no real division in some churches dealing with who can wear the collar and who cannot.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


Calico Heart posted:

I love how everyone in the Church knew about the neutrals except Porky, who is one, and that they all carry weapons with them all the time. And how anime hair lady knows the bible so well. Also, he's neutral, why do you have to kill him? If anything he's on your side because he's Catholic.

I MISSED THIS SO MUCH

Neutral means your emotions are neutral, but not your opinions. All the Satanists have to have neutral emotions to use their powers but they are still Satanists. I think. Lazybot is beyond my level.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta


Grimey Drawer

Mortal Sword posted:

It's a pastor's outfit. Porky even mentions "pastor" in his dialogue, so apparently they're all pastors at this particular church, and you don't have to be Catholic or an ordained priest to be one.

I'm fine with that. It just makes the concept of Father Porky getting hammered with his friends, then screwing a hooker and getting Satan voodoo Neutral powers even funnier.

Grope-A-Matic
Nov 16, 2008

sigh... you really suck at hand
to hand combat i wont lie and
this is way more challenging
then i thought it would be. to
teach you hand to hand combat,
alright i will try to teach you
some more hand to hand combat


The extreme close-up shots of Porky at the end of the last two comics are killing me.

Col. Justice
Apr 14, 2007

TIME TO DIE




This frame loving rules. I don't even have anything to compare Porky's face to.

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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.


I hate that when I see a new update, I speed read it to find gold but I end up missing things like that.

QuantaStarFire
May 18, 2006



Grimey Drawer

Friends Are Evil posted:


you don't get the rules, its ok
to kill if its for god. you
know like David did


I love that someone would just casually bring a spiked club to church in case they had to kill a necromancer that day. :allears:

Pawl
Sep 9, 2006

I'm seeing this from an AoS perspective.







white primer uber alles


He is throwing himself headfirst out of that room to get away from those crazy christians!

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts




So do people see the lines or are the lines for our benefit, and the neutral's (sp) just feel the lines?

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



Pawl posted:

He is throwing himself headfirst out of that room to get away from those crazy christians!



I can't see this without hearing the Six Million Dollar Man sound effect.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

New Year, New Me!

When I started chapter 1, I didn't expect the saga to eventually encompass a takedown of Old Testament theology featuring the Looney Toons.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





I have the odd feeling that he came up with the whole necromancer plot arc right about when he figured out how to make smooth curves with the pen tool.

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


Data Graham posted:

I have the odd feeling that he came up with the whole necromancer plot arc right about when he figured out how to make smooth curves with the pen tool.

gently caress you, I'll have you know that every word was planned right from the start :colbert:

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me


quote:



Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that coffin looks a bit like a roomba.

QuantaStarFire
May 18, 2006



Grimey Drawer

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks that coffin looks a bit like a roomba.

It can't be, because nothing about this comic sucks. :colbert:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010



A terrifying plot twist!

cyfad
Sep 29, 2009

Welcome to the human race.


wow, i kind of expected the parents to be dead, but that frying pan caught me off-guard

ClownSyndrome
Sep 2, 2011

Do you think love can bloom on bob-omb Battlefield?


the ':D' in the text message was amazing,

hugs
@ kisses

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 4, 2006

You know. Leather.


ClownSyndrome posted:

the ':D' in the text message was amazing,

hugs
@ kisses

Does he think that @ is &?

Piggy can't get a break.

total agreement
Dec 19, 2011


^ @ = pig snout

Holy poo poo. Excellent, Lazerbot. By the way, is DeviantArt also inaccessible for some of you?

H.P. Shivcraft
Mar 17, 2008

STAY UNRULY, YOU HEARTLESS MONSTERS!


i only have
one option
now, i have
to live with
my parents

I love that this is Porky's immediate fallback plan after discovering he is a necromancer hunted by all of Christendom.

Crunk Abortion
Mar 5, 2009

Young based lord and I look like JESUS


I almost feel like Lazerbot lulls us into complacency on purpose before he drops some crazy poo poo.

Also the fork in mama porky's eye :gonk: thoughs eyes!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


"god dammit we
lost him..."
"ahhhh lets go"

It's hilarious how easily they gave up looking for him.

Tweek
Feb 1, 2005

I have more disposable income than you.


H.P. Shivcraft posted:

i only have
one option
now, i have
to live with
my parents

We've all been there. Especially those of us who graduated college right as the economy crashed.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





These Christians are awfully malicious and spiteful in their crusade

I mean Porky's parents weren't neutrals

Daddys hot grill
Oct 4, 2010

You're crazy man.


H.P. Shivcraft posted:

i only have
one option
now, i have
to live with
my parents

I love that this is Porky's immediate fallback plan after discovering he is a necromancer hunted by all of Christendom.

Inability to resolve relationship problems, stuttering social insecurities, being trod on by his peers and seeing his parents as the ultimate answer to his problems...
That's it. Porky is a goon.

Undead Unicorn
Sep 14, 2010

by Lowtax


MediumWellDone posted:

Inability to resolve relationship problems, stuttering social insecurities, being trod on by his peers and seeing his parents as the ultimate answer to his problems...
That's it. Porky is a goon.

Can't be. He believes in god and doesn't spend all his time belittling people of faith for having 'imaginary friends'.

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Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007


Bacon.
Pure genius.

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