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SHAOLIN FUCKFIEND posted:Hahahah. "Meanwhile, I'll just ... be over here."
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nerdbot posted:Knuckles isn't even officially part of the Troll Slaiyers, so he had no reason to really help kill the Road Runner, but according to Silver he was in on it. That's what's got me curious. The reason that COYOTE is so unalarmed by all of this Neutral's nonsense is because he's high as poo poo (without a shovel) on Knuckles' smart weed.
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It kind of bothers me that the advice Lazerbot is having Wile Coyote drop is poo poo some of my friends who are presumably a decade or so older than him still don't quite grasp. Jesus. Well, there goes any belief I had that Lazerbot was some maladjusted kid venting his issues through a comic.
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ThatPazuzu posted:I think you're right, Yoshi is a boss and saved Mario. You might as well go all the way and set up a TGT Wiki.
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HarkToTheLoons posted:You might as well go all the way and set up a TGT Wiki. I'm sure the finest minds of our generation will be lining up to publish essays deconstructing different parts of the narrative.
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Defiance Industries posted:I'm sure the finest minds of our generation will be lining up to publish essays deconstructing different parts of the narrative. "Dumbass Will Learn;": Lazerbot as Latter-Day Aesop
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Kit Walker posted:It kind of bothers me that the advice Lazerbot is having Wile Coyote drop is poo poo some of my friends who are presumably a decade or so older than him still don't quite grasp. Jesus. Well, there goes any belief I had that Lazerbot was some maladjusted kid venting his issues through a comic. I don't think Wile E. Coyote's advice is particularly wily. I mean, he tells Porky to basically grow a spine and stand up to a murderous cabal of religious zealots who have already made it known that they will murder and mutilate even the family members of their intended targets. Porky needs to hightail it to a country with very few Christians, grow a beard, undergo cosmetic surgery, buy a fake but passable set of ID and a passport off the black market, change his name, and lay low till the heat is off, which will be never, because the entirety of Christendom is presumably after him. Wile E. should be telling Porky to panic, poo poo his pants, then panic some more.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't think Wile E. Coyote's advice is particularly wily. I mean, he tells Porky to basically grow a spine and stand up to a murderous cabal of religious zealots who have already made it known that they will murder and mutilate even the family members of their intended targets. Porky needs to hightail it to a country with very few Christians, grow a beard, undergo cosmetic surgery, buy a fake but passable set of ID and a passport off the black market, change his name, and lay low till the heat is off, which will be never, because the entirety of Christendom is presumably after him. Wile E. should be telling Porky to panic, poo poo his pants, then panic some more. Read again, brah. He is actually telling Porky to calm down and come with the rest of the team so that they can figure out what to do. Coyote is saying that Porky should own up to his mistakes and think of his wife and child.
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:"Dumbass Will Learn;": Lazerbot as Latter-Day Aesop Perhaps we should ask what society should do if dumb rear end will NOT learn , instead. Surely we cannot go awarding High Shovels to all dumb asses whether they learn or not.
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I know we rag on l-bot from time to time for...not being good at the whole typing or drawing thing but his clear sincerity and dedication to his work and, most importantly, his constant strive to better himself, whether it be narratively, artistically, or both is so much more refreshing than Andrew Dobson. Switching between this thread and the SYAC mock thread is just...it's really loving depressing how one guy can totally get how to take criticism and internet mocking and one guy can't.
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The MSJ posted:Read again, brah. He is actually telling Porky to calm down and come with the rest of the team so that they can figure out what to do. Coyote is saying that Porky should own up to his mistakes and think of his wife and child. Huh, it read more like "MAN UP, human being!" the first time I read it.
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If you were wondering about l-bot's religious belief.
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The MSJ posted:If you were wondering about l-bot's religious belief. He truly is neutral.
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I have to say I quite like the idea that Lazerbot literally doesn't care what happens after you die Like he's never even thought about it. Maybe there is a hell and regardless of how good you are everyone goes there idc
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According to that little asterisk by his name, he pays for a subscription to Deviantart. I wonder if someone bought that for him?
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The MSJ posted:If you were wondering about l-bot's religious belief. I read that as he couldn't care less to what happens after Scootawho dies. It sounds vaguely threatening, actually.
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Wow. Reading this thread from start to finish over the last three days has been an emotional roller coaster. Around page 138 of this thread, when posters started speculating that Lazerbot had abandoned the project I felt like the floor had fallen out from beneath me. For the first hundred or so pages of the thread I was expecting the story to end one way or another by the time I was caught up, but it became increasingly clear to me that Lazerbot is the George RR Martin of emotionally deranged webcomics. I hope he actually finishes this thing. Also - I'm claiming this panel as an avatar - nobody's got this already, right?  Edit: I changed my mind and went with Woodstock instead. This loving comic 
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Macaluso posted:According to that little asterisk by his name, he pays for a subscription to Deviantart. I wonder if someone bought that for him? You can gift premium subs to people, even anonymously. quote:One month Premium Membership: €3.76 (US $4.95) or 396 What a ripoff.
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UncleSmoothie posted:For the first hundred or so pages of the thread I was expecting the story to end one way or another by the time I was caught up, but it became increasingly clear to me that Lazerbot is the George RR Martin of emotionally deranged webcomics. I hope he actually finishes this thing. I had a dream two nights ago that Lazerbot got a Game of Thrones blu-ray for his birthday, and started inserting characters from it into TGT. That's the power of Tails Gets Trolled, it invades your goddamn dreams. And this wasn't the first time I've dreamed about TGT, two weeks ago I dreamed I saw the final confrontation between the trolls and their enemies, the Troll Slaiyers, the Defenders, and whatever Silver's team is named. The Neutrals provided support in the form of wave after wave of cartoon zombies. It was like something out of the book of revelations. Ok, full disclosure, the second one was more of a hallucination, not a dream. I was experimenting with psychedelics and reading TGT, ain't nothing wrong with that.
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Fellow troll fighters. Please breathe slowly, sit up straight, and brace yourself. Scroll down slowly. 
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Now that I've caught my breath, that was goddamn hilarious... Holy poo poo. I did not see that coming at all. Porky just can't catch a goddamn break poo poo, and I noticed the bullet left his kid's head, the shooter is gonna get all three in one shot?
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I like to imagine the sniper saw that and went 'haha ok no way will this work...HOLY poo poo!'
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Holy poo poo, that's cold! edit: I need to animate that poo poo and get a 'I'll cut your balls off in your sleep' avatar, but it feels like I would be spoiling the moment for future readers ClownSyndrome fucked around with this message at 15:28 on May 23, 2012 |
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Girafro posted:Now that I've caught my breath, that was goddamn hilarious... Holy poo poo. I did not see that coming at all. Porky just can't catch a goddamn break Goddamn, I hope not. I want Porky to come out of this missing an eye or sporting a wicked scar and become Porky Feral Pig.
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The MSJ posted:Fellow troll fighters. holy god 
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So much for my theory that the baby was going to be holding a bomb that Mrs. Porky would detonate in Porky's arms in a suicide bomber ending. I really thought it was going to happen because the baby looks so pissed off in the panel where Porky is holding him.
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argh, I need to know how this goes on! Can someone put me into cryo-sleep or something until this comic is finished? The suspense is killing me.
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The use of color here is perfect. As soon as I saw the palette change to red, I was holding onto my chair. Edit: and the smooth transition using the close up on thoughs eyes. Just brilliant.
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Jesus! Jesus gently caress! 
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This is hilarious and horrible at the same time. Jesus christ what an amazing comic.
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The MSJ posted:Fellow troll fighters. For best results listen to this when the panels turn red https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWosRY3fhI
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