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OrangeGuy posted:It tasted almost entirely like Omega-3 fatty acid fish extract. So, uh, I wouldn't really recommend it beyond being able to say "I tried eating lamb brains in India" or you really, really like the taste of generic fish. Sounds like an experience. I'd like to say I'd be able to try it but from what it looked like I don't know if I could. I have a weak stomach when it comes to bad looks and smells in food  Kudos to you for being able to make it though, haha. You'll at least always have a story involving the consumption of brains, if nothing else.On topic now: Batman seems like a pretty lovely teacher. "I'm just gonna beat you up a bit for a few hours before telling you how to do this right." How much more training do you think Tails needs? And what the hell will "Cheeto man" teach him about, cheese?
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Cheeto man will teach him how to be cool so insults slide of him like water off a duck's back. Tails is no Silver, you know.
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What skills could Doug possibly teach? Must be why he's bottom rung
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Doug will teach Tails how to keep a journal and have a rich inner life. Roger Klotz's trolling getting you down? Escape into your Walter Mitty fantasies and rub one out to thoughts of Patty Mayonnaise. This method of troll fighting will prove less effective than hand-to-hand combat and villains.
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Girafro posted:Sounds like an experience. I'd like to say I'd be able to try it but from what it looked like I don't know if I could. I have a weak stomach when it comes to bad looks and smells in food Brains can be really good, it just needs to be cooked properly. I had a goat brain curry from a Pakistani place once that was delicious. It tasted just like this dish of mussels (the shellfish) in a tomato based sauce that I've had from some Italian restaurants. On topic, I read this whole thread in a day after having seen it originally in GBS a while ago. It's been quite the experience, but I don't regret it. I just can't wait to see where it all ends up 
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EndOfTheWorld posted:Doug will teach Tails how to keep a journal and have a rich inner life. Well, Doug won't teach Tails anything, actually.  About Arthur and one or two others: they were shown as being members but weren't in the list of "Bosses". Does this mean Tails won't train with them? Then again, Doug and Skeeter weren't on the list of bosses, and they had to be specifically excluded, so perhaps Tails will train with them after all. But I fail to see what could be learned from Arthur. Stay positive and play nice? "Believe in yourself, for that's the place to start"?
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simplefish posted:But I fail to see what could be learned from Arthur. Stay positive and play nice? "Believe in yourself, for that's the place to start"? Woostock taught how to dodge bullets so maybe Arthur teaches hacking or something?
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Arthur will teach him the rhythm of tails' heart, feet, and street.
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Girafro posted:And what the hell will "Cheeto man" teach him about, cheese? Perhaps the greatest lesson of self-understanding; that the state of his own very being, one that is analogous to the very nature of what it is to be akin to cheese itself, and how, paralleling the challenge and conflict they now face and are thusly preparing for, it can be accurately, and, perhaps optimistically, thought of as persistently difficult.
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simplefish posted:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5PkGVaqWeY Girafro posted:
To be fair this is pretty much every anime teacher ever.
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Girafro posted:And what the hell will "Cheeto man" teach him about, cheese? Judging from the commercials I've seen, Cheeto Man's there to teach Tails how to be a passive aggressive douchebag.
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Aramek posted:Perhaps the greatest lesson of self-understanding; that the state of his own very being, one that is analogous to the very nature of what it is to be akin to cheese itself, and how, paralleling the challenge and conflict they now face and are thusly preparing for, it can be accurately, and, perhaps optimistically, thought of as persistently difficult. How could I have missed that, it's clearly the most useful talent tails will develop in the course of his training. Thank you for opening my eyes, I feel so foolish to have missed it. DrManiac posted:To be fair this is pretty much every anime teacher ever. Touche. Maybe the Japanese should try adapting a different method of educating their cartoon characters.
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Don't give the Japanese all the credit. How do you think Batman trained all those Robins'?
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Oh, so it is Batman then. Yeah he's a pretty lovely teacher after all. Although who can blame him since his parents are dead?
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EndOfTheWorld posted:Doug will teach Tails how to keep a journal and have a rich inner life. Roger Klotz's trolling getting you down? Escape into your Walter Mitty fantasies and rub one out to thoughts of Patty Mayonnaise. Doug will teach him how to bob and dart in combat with the skill of a quail. Jumping in and out of conveniently placed shrubbery like a ninja.
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Unguided posted:Doug will teach him how to bob and dart in combat with the skill of a quail. Jumping in and out of conveniently placed shrubbery like a ninja. Three words. Patience. Intelligence. Speed.
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Where Batman teaches how to attack, Arthur teaches when to retaliate.
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Die Laughing posted:How do you think Batman trained all those Robins? Oh god, you just made me realize something. We haven't seen a Robin yet, which, in the case of this comic, probably means they were all raped to death. 
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I like how lazerbot just called him "Cheeto man" and not Chester Cheetah EDIT: wait a second.... the wikipedia article posted:Chester Cheetah makes a cameo appearance in Archie Comics' Sonic the Hedgehog series.  my god
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Almost done reading through the thread now. I just want to point out that this, from 30 pages ago,Sleekly posted:It's going to be the biggest AH HA moment for someone who has noticed the avatars before they find this thread. I almost envy them, but at this point in the game I've become a thrall to Tails trolling tale and can't imagine not knowing about it and checking the thread daily. is spot-on. Then I started reading, and now I'm a thrall as well.
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simplefish posted:Well, Doug won't teach Tails anything, actually. Yes, but Pac-Man didn't say anything about learning from...  QUAILMAN! Edit: Somewhat beaten.
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Well, Tails has been taught how to dodge and how to punch. I'm guessing he's going to be taught how to shoot, how to ambush, and how to react when called a talentless noob. Question is: who teaches what?
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TwoPair posted:Oh god, you just made me realize something. We haven't seen a Robin yet, which, in the case of this comic, probably means they were all raped to death. Robin and Nightwing and Batgirl were all trolls on the same team as Alfred. Maybe Tails is his new Robin??
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:Judging from the commercials I've seen, Cheeto Man's there to teach Tails how to be a passive aggressive douchebag. Yeah, which potentially could help one in a fight against trolls. Not really on topic, but the commercial they've been running lately with the construction-site-dance-party cracks me up every time. "I can see you." "we know"
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Cheeto man is obviously a troll plant.
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 Fudd! Nice to see the Justen Beaver sub-plot getting some closure, though. Sue fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Jun 8, 2012 |
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Jun 8, 2012 22:45
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i want you to punch my hand respek knuckles
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Jun 8, 2012 22:47
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Punch my hand or other hard suffuses.
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Callusing hands is an actual martial arts technique, but bro-fisting until your hands get as hard as iron is metal as gently caress.
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'Suffuses'. Guys, I think Lazerbot may actually have Homestar Runner's voice in real-life. This explains all the 'was' too
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"you all call him by the name justin beaver" Well then what was his TRUE name??
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Fudd is not going to do a very good job of being Doctor Eggman...
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You see there is no option for you to make here ,
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If only Fudd had his wabbit
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Bruce Wayne and the secret of the one inch punch.
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I never knew that playing bloody knuckles in middle school was really a super secret Batman training technique. Did he mean surfaces for 'suffuses'?
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