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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747


He'll still need at least one hand to control the strings. Cut his other arm off, and he'll be effectively powerless.

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scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire


Cat Mattress posted:

He'll still need at least one hand to control the strings. Cut his other arm off, and he'll be effectively powerless.

Unless he finds the robot's arm. That's being mass-produced.

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche


Lipstick Apathy

Wasn't Ronald literally torn in half the last time we saw him?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747


scarycave posted:

Unless he finds the robot's arm. That's being mass-produced.

Can that arm replicate the pentagram/N symbols that allow to create and control strings, though?

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire


Cat Mattress posted:

Can that arm replicate the pentagram/N symbols that allow to create and control strings, though?

Robot Troll Technology > Strings
The God Worm > Robot Troll Technology

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous

UncleSmoothie posted:

Wasn't Ronald literally torn in half the last time we saw him?

No, that was an edit.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010


I gotta say the eyeball thing was pretty loving :black101:. Also the way Ronald admits to loving up is hilarious.

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!


Cao Ni Ma posted:

I gotta say the eyeball thing was pretty loving :black101:. Also the way Ronald admits to loving up is hilarious.

"I hosed up, okay? I hosed" is definitely becoming a part of my every day vocabulary. It's not quite as versatile as "chill your pill," however. I love that one so much because it almost sounds like something normal until you think about it for a second.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003







Fallen Rib



Ronald is up to a thing.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



Sir.. Sir I have
important news!
Ahh..

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.

look at all those teeth

the teeth will never stop not being the most out of place thing in all of this

Nickelodeon Household
Apr 11, 2010

I like chocolate MIIIILK


Why don't the Defenders just swap Ronald for the Grimace. Nothing can kill the Grimace.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Ronald McDonald is the Judas of the Troll Slaiyers.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005



Panel 5 Ronald is nodding so loving hard, it is the most intense nodding I have ever seen.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink


spregalia posted:

Why don't the Defenders just swap Ronald for the Grimace. Nothing can kill the Grimace.

If Ronald betrays them, they can kill him.
If Grimace betrays them, they can not kill him.

You don't want your allies to be too powerful.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


Sir Lemming posted:

Ronald McDonald is the Judas of the Defenders.

There be a difference there, mate!

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

It's amazing how calm and indifferent Pacman looks throughout the conversation...
Perhaps he's hiding some Neutral signs under those gloves?

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!




horriblePencilist posted:

It's amazing how calm and indifferent Pacman looks throughout the conversation...
Perhaps he's hiding some Neutral signs under those gloves?

I chalk it up to maturity. After all, he is the eldest video game character in the comic.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"



I usually don't get impatient for updates but I reaaallly need to know what Ronald is up to. Maybe he just needs therapy???

Tacostein
Aug 3, 2006

Dumb ass will learn ,


The thought of Kermit giving therapy to Ronald is hilarious.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


horriblePencilist posted:

It's amazing how calm and indifferent Pacman looks throughout the conversation...
Perhaps he's hiding some Neutral signs under those gloves?

He spent years travelling the world looking for the Dragon Balls, only to discover they didn't exist, so I imagine he could teach Kermit a thing or two about being patient.

He probably did.

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



The final Ronald panel is another good one for an avatar, I think. Might animate it if somebody wants.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire


Ronald nodding his head in acceptance or violently shaking in silent anger?
And good lord panel 3. :gonk:

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



Metal Loaf posted:

He spent years travelling the world looking for the Dragon Balls, only to discover they didn't exist, so I imagine he could teach Kermit a thing or two about being patient.

He probably did.

In Kermit's giant walls of text he even says as much. Pac-man found him in his trolliest lows after owning Ms. Piggy and Animal and restored him to normal.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire


The reveal: Demaro is actually Animal.

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007



Nap Ghost

Pretty great mug on Kermit when he's told to escort Ronald back. Reminds me of the thing they do on the show when the puppeteer sort of bends his thumb and fingers a little to make this hilarious expression.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

I recently rewatched the JFlight videos, and it's crazy how much the comic has changed since then. From themes over dialogue and humor to art, everything is so much different now. I wonder how things would have looked like if the comic started with present LBot writing it. Considering the shift in emphasis on original characters and concepts, I assume it'd have been much less "My favorite characters beat but mean trolls" and more "A hardcore anime inspired action comic". It probably would have neverbeen found if it wasn't for those childish yet absurd concepts by Past-LazerBot. It's interesting how Lazy-B continues to work off his previous concepts, as estranged as they might be after this short amount of time. It's like a time capsule.

By the way, where exactly does "chill your pill" come from? Is it something LazerBot said outside the comic? I could never find that line in the comic.

withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?


horriblePencilist posted:

By the way, where exactly does "chill your pill" come from? Is it something LazerBot said outside the comic? I could never find that line in the comic.

Something he said to us when we were waiting for a new page, I want to say around chapter 10.

scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire


horriblePencilist posted:

It probably would have neverbeen found if it wasn't for those childish yet absurd concepts by Past-LazerBot. It's interesting how Lazy-B continues to work off his previous concepts, as estranged as they might be after this short amount of time. It's like a time capsule.

I'm sure goons would find it once the Porky family makes their exit if that counts as far enough in to not be Past-Lazy.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids




I can't believe I've been reading this thread/this comic for over a year. :stare:

Wandering Knitter
Feb 5, 2006


Basic Beater posted:

I can't believe I've been reading this thread/this comic for over a year. :stare:

You and me both. :stare::hf::stare:

ASAPRockySituation
May 9, 2010



Basic Beater posted:

I can't believe I've been reading this thread/this comic for over a year. :stare:

:stonk:

My brain hurts now.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



This thread wasn't THE reason I made an account but I had been reading it before finally going whole hog and laying down the :10bux:. drat.

withheldmcfakename posted:

Something he said to us when we were waiting for a new page, I want to say around chapter 10.

It was in one of his posts during the Mario vs. King Troll fight about how impatient people were getting for it to move along, but Knuckls eventually says it in the part of the comic where Shadow goes nuts on the Troll Slaiyers. :pseudo:

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Someone should keep track of how much money LazyB has made for Lowtax. Not only for TGT-avatars, but also accounts partially to mainly bought for this thread.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?


I like how Cheetoman manages to pinch his blunt between his lower lip and teeth.

horriblePencilist fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Feb 19, 2013

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous


level 1 intellect bond :ughh:

So, if I got this right, even the regular trolls aren't human? Interesting detail.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!


I like that they don't give a poo poo that the sky is red

El Belmondo
Apr 3, 2011

by XyloJW


Macaluso posted:

I like that they don't give a poo poo that the sky is red

When you're smokin' that Gra-gra everything is red, man. :420:

total agreement
Dec 19, 2011


I know this is a pink elephant, but he made some major improvements with his writing. Pretty cool.

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scarycave
Oct 9, 2012

Dominic Beegan:
Exterminator For Hire


horriblePencilist posted:

Someone should keep track of how much money LazyB has made for Lowtax. Not only for TGT-avatars, but also accounts partially to mainly bought for this thread.

Welp. That's $10$ for me. Though the CAD, Deegan, and Preston (when it existed) were part of the reason as well.
Of course, I didn't know that the "block all non-goons" thing was only temporary, but I don't regret it, I even shelled out another $10$ for the premium. All I need now is to decide on an avatar.

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