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Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Right now I'm thinking "Rob's s->ong"

withheldmcfakename posted:

-poo poo I Failed
-Dumbass Will Learn
-Want That Wabbit


These names are all too good to waste.

poo poo... I think I actually want to write a Tails Get's Trolled EP. I think this is it. This is definately the final stage in my downwards spiral.

arachnobot posted:

Oh my god. Please record it even if it is lovely quality.

I may end up doing so tomorrow. It's past 11 here and even though the uke' isn't too loud I don't wanna bother the neighbours.

If I do record it though, I should upload it to bandcamp and have any profits of the song go to lazerbot.

Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Mar 27, 2012

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless


Hell, can we do a collab album? Some of those song title names are too good to waste, and we might need multiple songs to get this done.



Also dear god imagine once there starts being fanfiction for this. :psyduck:

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.



Calico Heart posted:

I may end up doing so tomorrow. It's past 11 here and even though the uke' isn't too loud I don't wanna bother the neighbours.

Wake them up, then either (1) introduce them to Tails Gets Trolled or (2) flip them off while saying "gently caress you trolls."

Remember, they can't troll you if they're dead.

ZuljinRaynor
Apr 25, 2010

NERD LICENSE IMMUNITY
It's just been revoked!


FadingChord posted:

Remember, they can't troll you if they're dead.

they cant troll
you if there
dead

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer




If they're upset tell them to have sex with their girlfriends. Then they won't be mad.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Okay guys, the song is perfect. It is called "Ladies get Trolled". After thinking long and hard there is no possible better title for it.

The first line is over a blues-y lick;
"She said stick with me, I'll show you something better than wabbits
And for that schticky, boy I sure developed a habit".

total agreement
Dec 19, 2011


Any idea how the cover art of the album should look like? I imagine one character playing the ukelele and Rob looking all panicked while shouting "WHAT!?!?!."

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Rob looking at the ukulele, saying "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!" Elmer tries to explain it, Rob cuts him off with "WHAT???!?"

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido



withheldmcfakename posted:

-poo poo I Failed
-Dumbass Will Learn
-Want That Wabbit

A few titles, someone more creative could probably jump in with something better.

Don't forget the comma!

Dumbass Will Learn ,

e: oh right, the line in my title:

DONT gently caress
WITH ME rear end
whole

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747


You should record it under the pseudonym

"Em->
->breaded Donkey"

elitebuster
Dec 26, 2010

I know its super dooper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches


You know what I just realized? Hulk in this comic is more lucid than in his own stuff. Seriously, he outlined the whole loving awesome plan, and he did it quite understandably.

Also what the guy above me said.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Okay, recorded an early beta complete with lovely crackly quality and lovely crackly vocals. Anyone know a good audio hostin site?

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747


Calico Heart posted:

Okay, recorded an early beta complete with lovely crackly quality and lovely crackly vocals. Anyone know a good audio hostin site?

Is tindeck still operational?

Narmi
Feb 26, 2008


razorrozar posted:

Is tindeck still operational?

I remember some people using it recently, and the site is still up. I think soundcloud is good if tindeck doesn't work out.

Narmi fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Mar 28, 2012

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Here y'all go:

http://tindeck.com/listen/tmto

Phew, that took a while. Hope you guys enjoy! :)

Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Mar 28, 2012

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person



Calico Heart posted:

Here y'all go:

http://tindeck.com/listen/tmto

Phew, that took a while. Hope you guys enjoy! :)

This is a thing of profound beauty.

HeyItsAyls
Nov 25, 2011



Calico Heart posted:

Here y'all go:

http://tindeck.com/listen/tmto

Phew, that took a while. Hope you guys enjoy! :)

I just spent all day catching up on this thread, and this is an amazing post to finish my marathon at.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido



The crackly audio made it even more amazing in my opinion.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Song rewrites?

I came to the right place.


A rewrite of Pendulum - Watercolor. Using one of those glorious song titles. My mic is still the shittiest thing since poo poo, so until I get my move done, my job started and a paycheck in I can't really record it.

Anyway.
Sing along.


Dumb rear end
Will Learn

A 'Tails Gets Trolled' Fan Song rewrite.

Tails got trolled one morn
Sonic failed to talk them down
Shadow gave his piece
They can't troll you if their dead

Troll Slaiyers got together
And prepared to wage bloody war
Men of manly caliber
and many special gifts
One the money guy
One the hulk himself
One was shadow yes
One NO loving EARS

An awesome plan
Failed horribly
Daffy was shot and bugs died
oh poo poo what
Sonic fought and died
Limp sex toy now
Mario is a bad guy
What a surprise
It's up to Tails now

Bowser and M, fire to the end
Yoshi rescue, ran off away
Enemy was good, Tails now hidden
Pacman leader, group a mindfuck
Checkered Past, a troll origin
The dragon balls, a loving myth
poo poo's just all gone, down a deep hole
Makes no drat sense, yet somehow does

Silver, Fudd, and Ears
Went into Troll City
Elmer needs a quick fix
Silver's nothing to hide

drat Hitler Burn, a masterstroke
But Silver won it, loving troll offs
Luigi's body, now a sex toy
Quite disturbing, more important
Why the ciggy, smoking backwards?
Makes Silver think, but not for long
poo poo will happen, and so much more
More cameos, they are certain
But in the end, we all will yearn
For Tails last truth. Dumb rear end. Will Learn.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





I would really appreciate it if someone wanted to rustle up some album artwork. Maybe just a panel or piece of art from the comic with "Ladies Get Trolled" as the title. If we could get this bad boy on Bandcamp it would be just swell

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747


You really nailed the "neverbe found". I'm putting this on my mp3 player right now.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?



I'm absolute poo poo at gimp, but I'm not sure that's a disqualifier here so...

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Wrist Watch posted:

I'm absolute poo poo at gimp, but I'm not sure that's a disqualifier here so...


When you're feelin down, and some shovels are round
Just make a dig at your friend, poo poo kicks rear end to the end.
High Shovel.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Thank you guys so much for all the comments! And downloads. 117, jeesh!

Wrist Watch posted:

I'm absolute poo poo at gimp, but I'm not sure that's a disqualifier here so...


haha, that's really great. Tomorrow in flash I think I'll draw a ukulele where the shovels meet, and like sunbeams coming out of it. Yeah. That's ganna be rad.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!





Here are the lyrics:

Tails Gets Trolled

look at that noob
your gay and a retard
you mad you mad you look mad you stupid bitch
there calling tails gay and poo poo
the way to stop a troll is to become his friend
show him the right path

[Chorus]
Tails gets trolled
Tails gets trolled
Tails gets trolled
gently caress you trolls
Tails gets trolled
Tails gets trolled
Tails gets trolled
gently caress you trolls

this problem can be solved
with out any villains
stop this hate with kindness
dumb rear end will learn
im not gay i have a girl friend
im so mad im gonna have sex with my girl friend so i wont be so mad

(Chorus)

you was right shadow
i loving knew it
lead me to them batsards
for a em-breaded donkey i can sure gently caress your mom hard
they cant troll you if there dead

(Chorus)

[Bridge]
it took along time burring that fat guy
high shovel
banana!
i know you killed them trolls
someone saw you last night high as poo poo with a shovel

(Chorus)

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Amazing! Really great job man! I ADORE the spoken word part towards the end. "High as poo poo with a shovel!" is just perfect. If I may suggest, a great name for that song would be "Them Batsards".

TGT musical project 2012 is my favourite 2012 musical project.

EDIT: embed!

Calico Heart fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Mar 28, 2012

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician


JazzFlight posted:



you are my hero

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






JazzFlight posted:





gently caress it, I'm gonna try and record mine anyway.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



I don't mean to take away from any of the magic here, but:



I like how he flat out says "I was planning on breaking out of here with Eggman's help" in front of the troll boss and he just doesn't give a poo poo.

e: I also like the irony of Shadow saying that Sonic should kill Eggman and be more like him, but in doing just that, Sonic has unintentionally strengthened the trolls. DEEP.......

nerdbot fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Mar 28, 2012

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Making a BandCamp account now. We're going to make this EP happen people!

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






Calico Heart posted:

Making a BandCamp account now. We're going to make this EP happen people!

Amazing. Also JFlight, what song is that based off of or is it your own, because if this has to be original songs I can't really take part as I am musically inept as can be.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009



This is getting kicked into overdrive and I love it :allears:

What's the chords for Tails Gets Trolled, I might wanna try something.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



We've already had animated portions of the comic. Now a soundtrack?

Soon enough we'll have horrible Tails Gets Trolled shipping charts. I'm throwing myself out there as a big supporter of Elmer :h: Blaze and Silver :s: Emo Troll.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010






StealthArcher posted:

When you're feelin down, and some shovels are round
Just make a dig at your friend, poo poo kicks rear end to the end.
High Shovel.

Regardless of my lack of musical talents, I can write songs from scratch somewhat, so if someone is willing to make music to them I can write more songs for Ladies Gets Troll->ed.

SexyBrianPuppet
Oct 5, 2010

remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER.


nerdbot posted:

e: I also like the irony of Shadow saying that Sonic should kill Eggman and be more like him, but in doing just that, Sonic has unintentionally strengthened the trolls. DEEP.......

I really love how in the beginning, Shadow seemed like a generic wish fulfillment character designed to get revenge on those MEAN TROLLS, and then it turns out he's just a huge dumbass whose actions just end up making things worse and getting his friends killed.

Maybe Sonic was right. Maybe villains really isn't the answer.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





May I be so bold as to suggest the album be called "poo poo, We Failed"

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?



nerdbot posted:

Soon enough we'll have horrible Tails Gets Trolled shipping charts. I'm throwing myself out there as a big supporter of Elmer :h: Blaze and Silver :s: Emo Troll.

Actually no, let's not

Calico Heart posted:

May I be so bold as to suggest the album be called "poo poo, We Failed"

I honestly can't wait for this. I have an idea for a song about Rob but I'm not sure how I'm going to go about recording stuff. Maybe in a day or two I'll be able to throw some stuff together.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



StealthArcher posted:

Amazing. Also JFlight, what song is that based off of or is it your own, because if this has to be original songs I can't really take part as I am musically inept as can be.
Original. I made it on my iPad with Garageband.

kidcoelacanth posted:

What's the chords for Tails Gets Trolled, I might wanna try something.
Hmm, let's see...

C, G, F, C for the chorus
C, Em, Am, Dm for the verses

I hope that helps, I'm going off the "smart guitar" chords I used in Garageband.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Wrist Watch posted:

Actually no, let's not


I honestly can't wait for this. I have an idea for a song about Rob but I'm not sure how I'm going to go about recording stuff. Maybe in a day or two I'll be able to throw some stuff together.

Hey, I'm using your cool image for my Bandcamp single. I won't get sued by SEGA, will I? Will I get sued by Lazerbot?!

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Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.




nerdbot posted:

I also like the irony of Shadow saying that Sonic should kill Eggman and be more like him, but in doing just that, Sonic has unintentionally strengthened the trolls. DEEP.......

Sonic taking Shadow's advice loving killed him, and took out a potential troll opponent. Shadow's escalation of violence against the trolls also hosed up the plans of the secret anti troll alliance. And Shadow's now faced with someone who's taken his philosophy to the extreme in Mario, who's become more or less a monster. This is like a complete dissection of Shadow's philosophy. It's like a modern Greek tragedy where all the seemingly admirable traits of the protagonist lead him and everyone in his life to ruin.

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