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Chapter 5 Song is Complete! High Shovel, ya'll! The Word of Death (Song for Chapter 5) bowser i was waiting for you but your to late the trolls will die and so will you its hard to see with my eyes closed yoshi!!! bowser you can try all you want but your nothing but a fail!!! ill shoot you down this was fun but i got places to be [CHORUS] cu*****nt DONT gently caress WITH ME rear end whole right here buddy this might be off the subject but what the hells with your arm hulk we need a flawless plan. unlike our last plans damnit i should of saw this coming dam you luigi and your sneak attacks this is for toad kingdom are you supriced? (chorus) that's the robots check plate? yes i grabed it after he died i will kill all of you with this star!!!! every one covor your ears bring me the robots arm! the shirt peace is for the sint the scroll is blue prints man that water park was fun. ive seen you on tv your doug no poo poo shurlock a you was wrong would of be enough (chorus) we are a secret group thats fighting the trolls. even the trolls dont know of us. we stay in the shadows we are called the defenders im done with these trolls its about time they have been taken down for good doug's dog was gang banged to death by the trolls tails you seem to be true and filled with heart it is was not a Quintessence us meating today you may be the key to defeating the trolls (chorus) [BRIDGE] wakka wakka what happen? pacman run!!! thoughs eyes after that day i couldn't stop myself from saying wakka everytime i talked (chorus) it's the word of death ---- And as always, a link to the previous chapters' songs: (with Music Video) JazzFlight fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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JFlight, I need to ask you a favor. It's very important to me but I will understand if you say no. Will you be the band for my wedding? I haven't talked it over with her yet but if she has a problem I will have her read Tails Gets Trolled. Dumb rear end will learn.
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Defiance Industries posted:JFlight, I need to ask you a favor. It's very important to me but I will understand if you say no. Will you be the band for my wedding? Funny note, I had to edit the song link really quick because I realized I named the song and sang "The Killing Word" instead of "The Word of Death." Too much memory of David Lynch's Dune movie, I guess. I do love that line in that film.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 07:22 |
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Remember that "Trolls Get Tailed" comic someone made and posted in this thread earlier? Here's some more. From this guy: http://kalluafc.deviantart.com/
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 07:55 |
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The MSJ posted:I have never laughed harder at the word 'CUUUUNT' vvvvv The others are utter poo poo but I like this one vv Eox fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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The MSJ posted:Remember that "Trolls Get Tailed" comic someone made and posted in this thread earlier? Here's some more. From this guy: Is it just me or is he trying too hard to be funny?
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 08:18 |
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Sherd Red posted:Is it just me or is he trying too hard to be funny? He's no lazerbot, that's for sure. But the one with Rob did actually make me laugh for the exaggerated display of the Earless Dragonborn's power. That, and the Troll King getting killed at the bottom.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 08:21 |
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I loved the ending to the Sonic comic.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 08:36 |
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I thought they were pretty funny, especially Big Bird.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 08:37 |
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Cechmanek posted:I loved the ending to the Sonic comic. Sonic's dream of a world without villains is just that, a dream. Reality is too harsh for one such as him to survive in, both morally and physically.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 08:40 |
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I don't think they're funny. lol I'm being random zomg ice cream amirite guiz-style non sequitur very rarely is. Monkey Cheese! The humour in Tails Gets Trolled isn't as random as it seems at first glance. All the punch lines are very deliberate and paced just right. Lazerbot is an amazing writer, really. This guy tried to copy his style but didn't quite understand what made the original so good in the first place.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 08:47 |
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Simmerl posted:This guy tried to copy his style but didn't quite understand what made the original so good in the first place. dumb rear end will learn.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 09:20 |
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Georgia Peach posted:dumb rear end will learn. I don't think you can quite learn to be oblivious.
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Zoinker posted:Heck! I can sort of understand Batman not killing him, but the fact that no one else has boggles me, considering the untold number of people he should realistically have royally pissed off. A Batman concept I would like to see would involve the Joker simply being gunned down by a relative of one of his random victims, just some nobody with a gun and a grudge, and the rest of the story would then explore the aftermath of that. I've always want to see Joker get caught in Texas, chuckling how he'll get put into a low-security mental hospital where he can make his escape. Then someone informs him that Texas doesn't do poo poo like that and he's going to Huntsville where he'll end up getting a needle in his arm and the Joker's smile turns into a droopy frown.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 11:23 |
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Another day, another page:
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 13:34 |
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I've always rolled my eyes at fan fiction, scoffed at the paintings and drawings people did of video games, and never took any of this stuff seriously. But I'm completely into this and can't wait to see what's next. Lazerbot's also getting good at capturing emotions in the character's faces. Mario looks genuinely anguished in that top corner.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 13:49 |
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drat, I should have waited to read that last page. I'm on the edge of my seat! Word of death incoming? I love that the troll king said "get use to it," as it really ties together nicely with Mario's own flashback.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 13:51 |
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Mario cries "here i go" instead of his trademark "here we go" because, with the death of Luigi, there really is no "we" anymore. There is only Mario, and the things he feels he must destroy. Quite tragic, I think.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 14:38 |
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Working on a song called "Trolls be Trollin". Seriously though, I'm surprised it took this long.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 15:34 |
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Seriously? THAT'S Mario's plan? Throw a loving koopa shell? What the gently caress Mario, it's not even a blue shell. There's something much more sinister afoot. Why the hell am I reading this and why can't I turn away...
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 15:38 |
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The MSJ posted:Remember that "Trolls Get Tailed" comic someone made and posted in this thread earlier? Here's some more. From this guy: I did a reading of the first one but gently caress that. Half of it is just gibberish.
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Simmerl posted:Lazerbot is an amazing writer, really. If you simply don't think it's funny, that's one thing, but he's going for a very different kind of joke from Lazerbot, and only using TGT as a starting point. This is more Tim and Eric kinda stuff.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 16:06 |
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H.P. Shivcraft posted:Mario cries "here i go" instead of his trademark "here we go" because, with the death of Luigi, there really is no "we" anymore. There is only Mario, and the things he feels he must destroy. Quite tragic, I think. I could have sworn there was a game where Mario says "Here I go." I can't remember what game though.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 16:33 |
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In a strange twist, lazerbot progressively and rapidly improves his art style as the story goes on. By the end he's writing on the level of the literary greats and drawing at an equivalent level. It turns out that all of Tails Gets Trolled is a post-modern masterpiece crafted by a creative virtuouso exploring the human reaction to such work and change.
Kit Walker fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Apr 6, 2012 |
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Subtlety is where the laffs are. Keep trying fanfic guy. I love mspaint.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 17:20 |
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And keep in mind that lazerbot does all of this with a mouse. Not only that, he adds several layers of color to make everything deeper and more interesting, unlike other lazy webcomic artists.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 17:32 |
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I haven't given this much of a poo poo about Mario since I was 9 years old at the Nintendo World Championships.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 17:36 |
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Bonsai Superstar posted:I haven't given this much of a poo poo about Mario since I was 9 years old at the Nintendo World Championships. Did yo u win?
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 18:15 |
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Someone on DA asked Lazerbot if Deckard was a Replicant. His response was: Will all those moments be lost in time like tears in rain? yeah but they will always be in memery and they will be replace with new ones and so on Maybe this shows my faith in humanity but I am legit surprised this guy knows his Bladerunner.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 18:30 |
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I'm pretty sure Lazerbot is that autistic kid from The Wizard.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 18:33 |
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NO LISTEN TO ME posted:I'm pretty sure Lazerbot is that autistic kid from The Wizard. ...Fred Savage?
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 18:36 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:I could have sworn there was a game where Mario says "Here I go." I can't remember what game though. Is that not Luigi in mario kart 64 when he uses a speed-boost mushroom?
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 18:59 |
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Dewgy posted:...Fred Savage?
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 19:41 |
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The troll king says "get use to it" about Luigi's death the same way Mario told Luigi to "get use to it" about his parent's death. This either shows their similarity to one another and hypocrisy.... Or it shows Lazerbot's inability to expand his vocabulary. You decide!
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 21:25 |
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Radiapathy posted:I laughed at both of them. The one with Big Bird is all a big setup for the bottom of the page, and the Rob one is crazily excessive at the end. Incidentally, Tim and Eric is also not funny
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Rencall posted:The troll king says "get use to it" about Luigi's death the same way Mario told Luigi to "get use to it" about his parent's death. Or the troll king is throwing Mario's justification for his crimes in his face. He did just listen to his whole backstory after all.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 23:06 |
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total agreement posted:Another day, another page: You can tell he's going to lose because he drew those frustrated anime eyes he saw the dude use in Naruto. That DICK! posted:Incidentally, Tim and Eric is also not funny loving thank you.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 23:08 |
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Rencall posted:The troll king says "get use to it" about Luigi's death the same way Mario told Luigi to "get use to it" about his parent's death. I interpret it as an ironic echo, either intentionally by the troll, as Is this taken said, or on a meta-level. Loving the tears streaming back from his eyes in panel 4. It's those little details.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 23:13 |
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Nilbop posted:You can tell he's going to lose because he drew those frustrated anime eyes he saw the dude use in Naruto. You can also tell because Naruto's flashback-before-death rule was applied.
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# ? Apr 6, 2012 23:15 |
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Clearly every misspelling and every odd word wrap split has deep extranarrative significance. Let's get some numerology up in this.
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