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Grainse
Jun 16, 2008


ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

Also, I'm on tenterhooks here as to what suit he uses next. I felt the shoe was most likely the most obscure thing he could whip out, and it was CRITICALLY INEFFECTIVE!

Certainly, the cape can't be what saves the day, right? I mean, this guy eats blue shells for breakfast...

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withheldmcfakename
Oct 30, 2011

did you know that
knuckles once smoked
out of a bong made
out of a disco ball?


Either Mario can turn any body part to stone as tribute to Luigi, or he will be heroically saved by Wario and Waluigi.

I am eagerly awaiting plot twists in an MSPaint webcomic and I love it.

SlimeSanction
Oct 21, 2008


He's got to use the Hammer Bros. suit. That poo poo kills everything!

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Pheromosa's Special Attack rose!


Use the Penguin Suit, Mario; it's the only way.

No, wait, use your Final Smash you fool!

I am Reverend fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Apr 10, 2012

Igiari
Sep 14, 2007


If the cape works the way it does in Smash Bros., (HUGE POTENTIAL SPOILERS) he's about to reflect whatever troll-king is gonna shoot him with.

gently caress him up, Mario!

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010


Igiari posted:

If the cape works the way it does in Smash Bros., (HUGE POTENTIAL SPOILERS) he's about to reflect whatever troll-king is gonna shoot him with.

gently caress him up, Mario!

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo


Something's gotta give.

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

Cao Ni Ma posted:

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

The unstoppable force bounces off and goes in the opposite direction with exactly the same speed! :downs:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain






I'm fully expecting Waluigi to save the day.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011



Sir_Vondruke_IV posted:

I'm fully expecting Waluigi to save the day.

Only if he goes "WAHAHAHAH I'MMA GONNA WIN" like in Mario Party.

Bear Sleuth
Jul 17, 2011



Well Manicured Man posted:

The unstoppable force bounces off and goes in the opposite direction with exactly the same speed! :downs:

Of course, it's so obvious. It's like, everyone imagines the unmovable object as like a super hard brick wall but really it's just a boss trampoline.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain






Glitterbomber posted:

Only if he goes "WAHAHAHAH I'MMA GONNA WIN" like in Mario Party.

Then Wario punches him in the face and says "im wario ima gona win". Somehow all three escape under Peach's dress during the confusion when she shows up.

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts




haha all this from just trolling tails. like all this loss of life could have been averted if they just avoided that guy who was too fat to bury

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011



Krinkle posted:

haha all this from just trolling tails. like all this loss of life could have been averted if they just avoided that guy who was too fat to bury

I seriously love that. This whole bloody, insane, war could have not happened if they didn't call the fox dude a bitchlord or something. This is the world crafted for us by a brilliant soul.

Sigma-X
Jun 17, 2005


Cao Ni Ma posted:

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?

It's not an unmovable object, it's merely redirecting it :smaug:

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"




FrenchToasty posted:

Finding out that all the hard hat Spider-Man avatars aren't a single post-whore is still blowing my mind.

Stop by BSS, and you can meet mirrored hard hat Spidey, upside down hard hat Spidey, and negative hard hat Spidey to go along with the dozen generics.

Didn't see that boomerang suit coming. What game is that even in?

CrimsonAuthor
Nov 14, 2006


Glitterbomber posted:

I seriously love that. This whole bloody, insane, war could have not happened if they didn't call the fox dude a bitchlord or something. This is the world crafted for us by a brilliant soul.

Tails is basically Franz Ferdinand.

Die Laughing posted:

Didn't see that boomerang suit coming. What game is that even in?

Super Mario 3D Land. The newest and one of the best Mario games.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink


Grainse posted:

Also, I'm on tenterhooks here as to what suit he uses next.

There is one critical Mario power-up that hasn't been shown yet in comic.

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Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


Schwarzwald posted:

There is one critical Mario power-up that hasn't been shown yet in comic.



It actually was. Luigi had one - but I don't think he got to use it before he got killed.

Either that or he somehow died through the starman.

23 Flavors
Sep 12, 2011

what a talentless looking goon



Aristobulus posted:

It actually was. Luigi had one - but I don't think he got to use it before he got killed.

Either that or he somehow died through the starman.

The word of death is a powerful thing.

redreader
Nov 2, 2009

I am the coolest person ever with my pirate chalice. Seriously.



Dinosaur Gum

I've followed the comic so far but I've missed this word of death stuff, apart from people talking about it. What is the word of death? Who has it? What does it do?

Is it "die" then the guy dies?

23 Flavors
Sep 12, 2011

what a talentless looking goon



redreader posted:

I've followed the comic so far but I've missed this word of death stuff, apart from people talking about it. What is the word of death? Who has it? What does it do?

Is it "die" then the guy dies?

You might want to reread the comic if you missed it. It was a pretty big event.

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

redreader posted:

I've followed the comic so far but I've missed this word of death stuff, apart from people talking about it. What is the word of death? Who has it? What does it do?

Is it "die" then the guy dies?

The Troll King uses it against Luigi when Luigi tries to kill him. There are more than one, but the only one we've seen so far is "cu*****nt"

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010


You'd think that all you need are some loving ear plugs to survive that. Who knows maybe Mario is more savvy than Luigi.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


Cao Ni Ma posted:

You'd think that all you need are some loving ear plugs to survive that. Who knows maybe Mario is more savvy than Luigi.

Or since he telegraphs it like hell, why Luigi didn't just cover his ears like apparently everyone else in the room did.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010


Aristobulus posted:

Or since he telegraphs it like hell, why Luigi didn't just cover his ears like apparently everyone else in the room did.

He had a star in his hand. It would have probably hosed up his head or something.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





Igiari posted:

If the cape works the way it does in Smash Bros., (HUGE POTENTIAL SPOILERS) he's about to reflect whatever troll-king is gonna shoot him with.

gently caress him up, Mario!

I think Troll King is ganna hit him with the ole' muscle freeze. Too bad it doesn't work that well on Troll King

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH



Cao Ni Ma posted:

You'd think that all you need are some loving ear plugs to survive that. Who knows maybe Mario is more savvy than Luigi.

If only there were someone with no loving ears...

ToastyPotato
Jun 23, 2005

CONVICTED OF DISPLAYING HIS PEANUTS IN PUBLIC

FrenchToasty posted:

If only there were someone with no loving ears...

Would it count if he could read lips? :(

PalmTreeFun
Apr 25, 2010

*toot*


Glitterbomber posted:

Only if he goes "WAHAHAHAH I'MMA GONNA WIN" like in Mario Party.

Speaking of when a bunch of people have the same avatar.

Nothing personal, but the only avatar I hate more than that puppet is the stupid pink cow D&D porn comic one WickedIcon had before he got banned.

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



Calico Heart posted:

I think Troll King is ganna hit him with the ole' muscle freeze. Too bad it doesn't work that well on Troll King

Mario has the robot's check plate, so that wouldn't affect him anyway.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"





nerdbot posted:

Mario has the robot's check plate, so that wouldn't affect him anyway.

Yeah but you may as well reverse it anyway

plus the chest plate thing doesn't make sense anyway. Surely he can still stiffen up his legs and arms?

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido



Mario's just gonna cape spin whatever comes his way for 100 points. That cape wrecks poo poo.

Redeadagain
Jan 10, 2009


this shall be
humorous

Aside from The Boys, this is the only comic that has me on pins and needles EVERY loving TIME.

Col. Justice
Apr 14, 2007

TIME TO DIE




Can I call dibs on the box of Mario saying "all over your face"? Also, can someone please size it to appropriate avatar size for me because I am a cripple?

23 Flavors
Sep 12, 2011

what a talentless looking goon



Col. Justice posted:

Can I call dibs on the box of Mario saying "all over your face"? Also, can someone please size it to appropriate avatar size for me because I am a cripple?

I am seriously considering taking this avatar for myself because you are too lazy to take 30 seconds to resize an image in MS Paint.

JazzFlight
Apr 29, 2006

Oooooooooooh!



Col. Justice posted:

Can I call dibs on the box of Mario saying "all over your face"? Also, can someone please size it to appropriate avatar size for me because I am a cripple?


I think this should work pretty well. Enjoy!
I'm also hoping that Waluigi and/or Wario show up and save Mario at the last minute.

Col. Justice
Apr 14, 2007

TIME TO DIE




JazzFlight posted:



I think this should work pretty well. Enjoy!
I'm also hoping that Waluigi and/or Wario show up and save Mario at the last minute.

Thanks!

nerdbot
Mar 16, 2012



I'm still calling it that Mario ends up being able to come very close to defeating the King Troll but then the Troll Slaiyers show up and kill Mario at the last minute and ruin everything.

nerdbot fucked around with this message at 06:27 on Apr 11, 2012

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Bonsai Superstar
Jul 22, 2007

HABU A NAISU DEI.

nerdbot posted:

I'm still calling it that Mario ends up being able to come very close to defeating the King Troll but then the Troll Slaiyers show up and kill Mario at the last minute and ruin everything.

that...would be amazing.

But at this point I'm confident that whatever the hell happens will be amazing.

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