Dog thread: Weekend at Bernese

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Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

The Devil Tesla posted:

For real, look up the nearest humane society or animal shelter and give them a call.

Unfortunately he's an army buddy that has since gotten out. All I know is that he in Vegas.

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Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Shame to let such a good dogge thread go to the wayside because of some rear end in a top hat animal beater. So, I present my own dogge, Frank.

This is him as a puppy, on my old lady's butt.

Another puppy one. He's trying to get at that tennis ball.

Him, around 2 and a half.

3 and a half now. He hates baths.

I found a hat with a dogs face in my sisters room. He had to wear it.

I'm gonna get some more Frank photos and maybe a video of him spinning up here.

Ichabod Tane fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Aug 2, 2013

# ? Aug 2, 2013 21:33

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Good dogge, good butte.

# ? Aug 2, 2013 21:34

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Goddamn do I love pitbull faces.

# ? Aug 2, 2013 21:56

FIDEL CASHFLOW: Oct 13, 2009

Cole posted:

Dogges are assholes in that "I'm way too cute for you to get mad at me ever" type way. They own.

Your soul I mean. They own your soul.

And I know this is the dogge thread but how does this make you guys feel? From my Facebook earlier:

Cats suck and I hate them.

But yeah, call the humane society.

# ? Aug 3, 2013 01:34

mokhtar belmokhtar: May 8, 2013; by T. Finninho

why

# ? Aug 3, 2013 01:36

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

lots of dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkp4vmJth8

# ? Aug 3, 2013 03:21

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

When I die, I hope heaven is puppy easter. Just with whores and lots of booze to boot.

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EBB: Feb 15, 2005

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Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

EBB posted:

When I die, I hope heaven is puppy easter. Just with whores and lots of booze to boot.

Jesus loved making water into wine and hung out with prostitutes. I think you're good to go.

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obstipator: Nov 8, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

goode dogge. trained so well

# ? Aug 3, 2013 22:26

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Guess he pushed a little too hard jumping over that pole.

# ? Aug 3, 2013 22:46

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-KYUAHTwTo

:3:

# ? Aug 4, 2013 00:37

mokhtar belmokhtar: May 8, 2013; by T. Finninho

go mick

# ? Aug 4, 2013 00:47

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

go mick

Seriously.

# ? Aug 4, 2013 00:59

DrCuntmuffins: Nov 10, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnP5GwO9F4Q

mick owns now look at that walk

# ? Aug 4, 2013 01:14

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Mick owns.

# ? Aug 4, 2013 01:29

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

mokhtar belmokhtar posted:

go mick

# ? Aug 4, 2013 01:49

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Never heard of that condition before. Huge pat on the back to the people who rehabilitated Mick.

# ? Aug 4, 2013 01:54

nullandvoid: Mar 7, 2006; Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

# ? Aug 4, 2013 02:00

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Thanks again to movax for moving this thread here.

# ? Aug 4, 2013 02:03

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mr. Nice! posted:

Thanks again to movax for moving this thread here.

please change tag movax

# ? Aug 4, 2013 02:06

movax: Aug 30, 2008

Rude. posted:

please change tag movax

Hah forgot about that tag; that is a job for Vas

(his job is also to reveal who didn't vote this thread 5 and ban them)

Mr. Nice! posted:

Thanks again to movax for moving this thread here.

dogges for all :getin:

# ? Aug 4, 2013 02:11

DrCuntmuffins: Nov 10, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

# ? Aug 4, 2013 03:27

nullandvoid: Mar 7, 2006; Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

# ? Aug 4, 2013 03:30

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUCRZzhbHH0
also:

Woof Blitzer fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Aug 4, 2013

# ? Aug 4, 2013 03:38

movax: Aug 30, 2008

cooler than u

# ? Aug 4, 2013 04:19

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

movax posted:

cooler than u

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SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

movax posted:

cooler than u

Hugh fuckin Hef right ther

# ? Aug 4, 2013 05:12

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Aug 4, 2013 05:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Thanks again to movax for moving this thread here.

Best thread in GiP.

# ? Aug 4, 2013 05:38

mokhtar belmokhtar: May 8, 2013; by T. Finninho

some rear end in a top hat is setting off fireworks so thunder is hiding under my desk :3:

# ? Aug 4, 2013 05:44

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

rip Blondi

# ? Aug 4, 2013 05:50

Bolow: Feb 27, 2007

It was a mercy killing really. Only Hitler could be a big enough rear end in a top hat to make his dog eat vegetarian.

# ? Aug 4, 2013 05:55

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Love this dogges thread, I'm here to provide more shots of my dogge, Frank.

Here he is, all film-noir.

This is Frank mean mugging me for peeing after I put his winter coat on. Not seen: Him headbutting the door until it opened.

Here is Frank in all his glory. Rolling around some grass by the East River. This is a series, 1 of 2.

Here's the end of the Frank rolling in grass saga. 2 of 2.

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polpot saved asia: Aug 28, 2011

I want to roll around in the grass with frank. :3:

# ? Aug 4, 2013 08:08

NIGGER DEATH TURBO: Jul 4, 2013; by Lowtax

frank is pretty cool

# ? Aug 4, 2013 09:45

nullandvoid: Mar 7, 2006; Look, the Mona Lisa's not a better painting, it's merely a more famous one, and it was made more famous because it was stolen. And this was stolen, so...

# ? Aug 4, 2013 11:32

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