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Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


Trade him a lawnmower for da pup like he's asking. Well worth it.

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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!



get that loving dog

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Who would trade that pup for a lawnmower???!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Breanna Manning posted:

Who would trade that pup for a lawnmower???!

A guy who is literally Stalin.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008






Breanna Manning posted:

Who would trade that pup for a lawnmower???!

The kind of monster that doesn't deserve that puppy to begin with.

holocaust bloopers posted:

get that loving dog

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





I don't have a lawnmower but I will go loving buy one to trade.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004


Out here, everything hurts.




Breanna Manning posted:

Who would trade that pup for a lawnmower???!

Someone whose grass is too deep to find his other dozen corgi pups.

davey4283
Aug 14, 2006


Fallen Rib

You probably wont regret bartering for that dog

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





No response yet to my email. :ohdear:

I don't hold out particular hope, but it would be amazing if I could get that little guy.

EDIT: Found a phone number, called, and left a message.

$650 for Dakota. Hmmmm

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Sep 7, 2013

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...

I'm two hours from tally. You better get on that or I will

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





Deposit paid. Dakota will be here either Tuesday afternoon or wednesday morning. I can ask if she's got anyone else available if you'd like.



Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Sep 7, 2013

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


:3::hf::3:

You made the right choice.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





I think so. I get him tuesday at 4.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012


Pet that dog NOW

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





I can't just yet. He's got his final vet appointment on monday with the breeder and she's bringing him to me on tuesday.



https://www.facebook.com/puppydoggies if you wanna check out all their awesome dogges.

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Mr. Nice! posted:

https://www.facebook.com/puppydoggies if you wanna check out all their awesome dogges.

oh man :3:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005






I know, right?

movax
Aug 30, 2008



Mr. Nice! posted:

I know, right?

Like that's just some...illegal poo poo or something in advertising, how the gently caress do you say no to




and here is the puppy daddy giving no fucks:

"yeah I knocked that bitch up, what of it"

movax
Aug 30, 2008



gip related:

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


current dogge status: taking care of this thing for the next 24 hours. she's tired from being walked all over the drat city



and then stole this from imgur because i love pink nose pitties and give no fucks



will try to post more of first dogge later

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


https://www.facebook.com/mtcorgirescue

Only a three hour drive away. Going out there next month for a few days, gonna pry at the missus a bit.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

https://www.facebook.com/mtcorgirescue

Only a three hour drive away. Going out there next month for a few days, gonna pry at the missus a bit.

There's a corgi rescue here in Florida as well. Originally I was going to go with them, but the only fellas they had last I looked would not have been good fits for me due to ongoing health issues or otherwise. Also adoption fees, medical costs, etc would have been about what I'm paying now. The only thing I'll have to do to Dakota anytime soon is get him neutered.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003




Mr. Nice! posted:

I think so. I get him tuesday at 4.



That's a cute damned pup.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO




Dawww. This guy's at a local rescue.

http://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/26960952

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004


Fun Shoe



edit; Id fix tables but like him being this big cracked me up

movax
Aug 30, 2008



no fixing necessary, that owns

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


The bigness enhances the grin. Lookit dat dogge. :kimchi:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


Showed the wife that rescue dog picture. Not quite there yet, but she'll give eventually.

Her words: "Corgis are too small to do anything besides look cute." We have two cats already, what kind of logic is that.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


Wife logic.

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Showed the wife that rescue dog picture. Not quite there yet, but she'll give eventually.

Her words: "Corgis are too small to do anything besides look cute." We have two cats already, what kind of logic is that.

Step 1: divorce wife
Step 2: Get dogge

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.


interestingly, corgis are the exact right size to herd sheep and cows without getting kicked (because they are short)

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


atomicthumbs posted:

interestingly, corgis are the exact right size to herd sheep and cows without getting kicked (because they are short)



They were bred with the characteristic to bite the leg of the cow, let go and be short enough to easily duck under the kick. Fun corgi fact

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch


Looks like they fit into corners for storage pretty well too.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





So the breeder just sent me another pic. Said Dakota just got done with a bath and that he loves to swim around in the tub.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004


Fun Shoe

That dog on the left doesn't give no fucks, hes obviously on drugs.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Showed the wife that rescue dog picture. Not quite there yet, but she'll give eventually.

Her words: "Corgis are too small to do anything besides look cute." We have two cats already, what kind of logic is that.

Why is she still your wife a dogge would never say something that stupid.

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Mr. Nice! posted:

So the breeder just sent me another pic. Said Dakota just got done with a bath and that he loves to swim around in the tub.



Dakota! :3: :3: :3: :3: :3:

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011
Chelsea Manning is a goddamned HERO


Let me tell you all a brief story about my wife and dogs.

Once upon a time on new years eve of 2007 my wife (then fiancÚ) went with a friend to a pet store and started calling me freaking out because they have a beautiful little black miniature schnauzer. It was about noon or so and there wasn't poo poo going on at work so I met her and her friend at the pet store. Sure enough an hour or so later we were leaving with this little dog that was awesome as hell, a little 4 month old female. Brought her back to my apartment because we weren't living together at the time and set about having a good evening, dog was cool and didn't bark or poo poo or piss on the floor, was just a ball of content energy that wanted attention.

So the next morning comes and the missus is shaking me out of my hangover haze, the dog asleep on my lap, and pleads that we need to take her back because we won't have time to take care of her and blah blah blah a ton of excuses for what amounted to a huge amount of bullshit. I was pissed, real pissed, didn't talk to her for a few days after that, and we did wind up taking the dog back, leaving with half what we paid, effectively renting a dog for a night.

I figure if I can forgive that, she'll forgive the day I come home randomly with a rescue dog that has some weight to throw around. Probably good to note that she picked up a free kitten from a walmart parking lot before waiting six hours to tell me when I got home from work (that's the second cat, her name is Kitten because the wife didn't approve of Stupid). She owes me.

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