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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Godholio posted:

That post might get me a corgi.

Here's a Logan, it's been a while:

Good dog.

Also we just went on a little walk in the backyard. He pooed. He got a treat.

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# ? Jun 3, 2023 12:57

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Since the weather's nice, you might be able to train him to poo poo in one area...I wanted to do that with Logan but it was too loving cold and I gave up...but he actually does it on his own anyway.

Edit: V My dogs growing up poo poo ANYWHERE in the yard...and it was a 1/4 acre that I had to clean up and mow, so I really like the idea of a dog that'll only poo poo in a narrow area.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Sep 9, 2013

# ? Sep 9, 2013 23:51

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Godholio posted:

Since the weather's nice, you might be able to train him to poo poo in one area...I wanted to do that with Logan but it was too loving cold and I gave up...but he actually does it on his own anyway.

Dogs are usually pretty good about that. I don't really care as long as it's outside.

# ? Sep 9, 2013 23:52

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Mr. Nice! posted:

We got home and he had a new place to explore. First we went to the yard incase he needed to pee. He didn't and just walked back onto the cement over to me like "what's up, boss?"

So we went inside and got some water.

After water we again ventured outdoors. He was hesitant about the steps at first but managed them fine.

Back inside in the kitchen I tossed him a squeaky ball. He ran towards it and got tired right upon arrival.

He was undaunted by his exhaustion, though, and went after the ball.

It slipped from his reach and he had to get up a bit.

He eventually gave up and came over to see me.

After sufficient pettings he just flopped on the floor.

When I got up and walked around he seemed to have got a second wind, so we rassled for a bit.

He's all tuckered and asleep now.

overload! You know you have to photodocument EVERYTHING he does. And record videos to be made into GIFs!

# ? Sep 10, 2013 00:23

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Civ Thread October: DOGGES VICARIOUSLY CURE PTSD

# ? Sep 10, 2013 00:26

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

# ? Sep 10, 2013 00:33

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

After a bit of crate practice, he decided on another nap.

After a bit he got up and ate some food. I should have photoed this because he was laying down while eating.

Then we played with some toys.

Now he's hiding under the couch. He's further back than this. He poked his head out when I asked "what are you doing down there?" and then went back. The black above him is the front side of my couch.

EDIT: He somewhat came out from under and passed out again.

EDIT 2: He didn't like that I snapped his pic and decided to burrow further.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Sep 10, 2013

# ? Sep 10, 2013 00:57

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

Quit your job. You are now a full time photographer. :3:

# ? Sep 10, 2013 02:00

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Cole posted:

Quit your job. You are now a full time photographer.

Don't have a job. Just going to school.

# ? Sep 10, 2013 02:17

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

GiP HAS A NEW DOGGE :siren:

# ? Sep 10, 2013 02:19

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

holocaust bloopers posted:

GiP HAS A NEW DOGGE

Someday I will be posting pictures of my new dogge in this thread. But for now I will live vicariously through everyone in this thread.

# ? Sep 10, 2013 02:24

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

holocaust bloopers posted:

GiP HAS A NEW DOGGE

The dog passes out every once in a while it seems; and bites the hand that feeds him. Dogge got Gip spirit!

# ? Sep 10, 2013 02:54

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Mr. Nice! posted:

After a bit of crate practice, he decided on another nap.

After a bit he got up and ate some food. I should have photoed this because he was laying down while eating.

Then we played with some toys.

Now he's hiding under the couch. He's further back than this. He poked his head out when I asked "what are you doing down there?" and then went back. The black above him is the front side of my couch.

EDIT: He somewhat came out from under and passed out again.

EDIT 2: He didn't like that I snapped his pic and decided to burrow further.

If we grab a game in Tally I'm going to need to pet this dogge before/after....for luck. :3:

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all apologies: May 13, 2008; woah

# ? Sep 10, 2013 06:03

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

I really need to get some Roscoe pics

# ? Sep 10, 2013 06:06

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

PLANES CURE TOWERS posted:

I really need to get some Roscoe pics

Yes you do.

# ? Sep 10, 2013 07:20

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Mr. Nice! posted:

tailed corgi!!!

# ? Sep 10, 2013 07:38

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Well, we had it a little rough at first in Dakota's first night of crate training, but he's getting the hang of it. We did have to go out 4 times, but he's still a pup. It's to be expected. No messes in the crate! I ended up sleeping next to the crate which helped him relax.

We have got to work on the whole fetch thing, though.

EDIT: Crate pic

Here's Dakota after a quick walk to the end of the next house and back. That was too much for his little legs.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Sep 10, 2013

# ? Sep 10, 2013 11:43

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

dogge can't walk across the house without a nap, a true gip dogge

# ? Sep 10, 2013 14:05

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Why am I looking at rescue dog pictures, I can't adopt one even If I really wanted :negative:

# ? Sep 10, 2013 15:01

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Dakota did great in his crate while I was at my first class. I came home and he was passed out. We went outside right away and he peed. Now this is happening.

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pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

Youtube videos. Now :kimchi:

# ? Sep 10, 2013 16:13

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

pkells posted:

Youtube videos. Now

I'm on the toilet at the moment. He's behind it. He curled up there and went to sleep while I was in the shower earlier today and now he's doing it again. Youtubes may come, but I can't very well record while I'm playing with him.

EDIT: Corg life is tough.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 10, 2013

# ? Sep 10, 2013 16:17

GoGoGadget: Apr 29, 2006

Getting ready to pee

Getting ready to see the vet

Going to sleep

# ? Sep 10, 2013 17:19

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Well not that much weight, but probably in the 30-50 pound range. A corgi would've been a compromise, a standard or giant schnauzer is most ideal, but australians and collies are growing on me. It'll be a shelter dog and not a puppy, whenever I randomly decide to pick one up.

Be aware, unless you've got a good chunk of land, Australians can be trouble. I live with one, and she barks at anything that moves in a ten mile radius. :|

# ? Sep 10, 2013 17:25

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

For reference I have short and wide feet. I comfortably wear an 8.5-9.

EDIT: He just woke up, stumbled to the end of my chaise and fell back over asleep.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Sep 10, 2013

# ? Sep 10, 2013 19:12

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

He was barking up a storm until I turned on the camera to record. Also the lighting horrible, but here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdn5UknWmI

# ? Sep 10, 2013 20:21

1stGear: Jan 16, 2010; Here's to the new us.

Mr. Nice! posted:

He was barking up a storm until I turned on the camera to record. Also the lighting horrible, but here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdn5UknWmI

oh my loving god

# ? Sep 10, 2013 20:54

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

goodness me look at that thing

# ? Sep 10, 2013 21:02

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Mr. Nice! posted:

He was barking up a storm until I turned on the camera to record. Also the lighting horrible, but here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdn5UknWmI

Man I just had a bad loving day and you gotta be a cold hearted man if that doesn't cheer you up. Thank you. :unsmith:

# ? Sep 10, 2013 22:17

pkells: Sep 14, 2007; King of Klatch

Mr. Nice! posted:

He was barking up a storm until I turned on the camera to record. Also the lighting horrible, but here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdn5UknWmI

Holy poo poo. Dogges that cute should be illegal.

# ? Sep 10, 2013 23:12

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Mr. Nice! posted:

He was barking up a storm until I turned on the camera to record. Also the lighting horrible, but here you go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejdn5UknWmI

Was having a rough day; not any more.

# ? Sep 10, 2013 23:36

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

omfg dat dogge

# ? Sep 10, 2013 23:51

Martello: Apr 29, 2012; by XyloJW

Well, looks like the next dog will be a corg

Scuda cuddling with me after missing me for 14 days.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 00:17

Yodzilla: Apr 29, 2005; Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

how often do you play with those flappy gums

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:00

Martello: Apr 29, 2012; by XyloJW

Whenever she feels like "gently" eating my face or if she's biting me or if I feel like it

so whenever

She almost never bites hard so I'm probably being a terrible owner by letting her gnaw at me when we play, but when she actually does chomp down every once in a while I make sure she knows it's bad.

And the one time she growled and snapped at my nephew (when she weighed only 30 pounds or so) I roughed her up pretty good. She let him pet her after that and even sniffed at him in a friendly way the next time she saw him.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:47

TCD: Nov 13, 2002; Every step, a fucking adventure.

Mad Dragon posted:

Get that poo poo on YouTube, posthaste.

I would like to nominate the cheetah as Honorary Dogge in this thread.

http://youtu.be/OgrfgjXO0_4

Audio may not be work appropriate depending on how uptight cube mates are.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 01:58

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

TCD posted:

http://youtu.be/OgrfgjXO0_4

Audio may not be work appropriate depending on how uptight cube mates are.

Holy gently caress. :stare:

Also cheetah's don't have retractible claws if venture bros didn't lie to me.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 02:38

devtesla: Jan 2, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Mr. Nice! posted:

This is not a corg this is literally the floor.

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# ? Jun 3, 2023 12:57

TCD: Nov 13, 2002; Every step, a fucking adventure.

I still love Cheetahs but yeah, an adrenaline moment. Shortly after them loving with us we saw 4 of them chase and fail to catch a small spring buck... i cant find that video but its really cool. They then stalked a large adult topi which are normally too large for them to take down. Needless to say they were hungry.

Dog talk, that corgi video is putting a huge smile on my face.

# ? Sep 11, 2013 03:02

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