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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT


Jay Rust posted:

Cross-post from politoons thread. This is a treasure to be shared

What Gipper can truly claim they too, weren't happiest with their paunch?

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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).



On a late train in Munich coming back from the restaurant.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016



Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008



Buglord

A good post from a very bad thread.

Schizotek posted:

The tradition of the Prophet being obsessed with cats was part of a dumb culture war in Arab occupied Persia. The Persians, having been bathed in the illuminating light of Ahura Mazda, had long before become a race of obsessive dog people. To not feed and care for any stray dog you might come across was pretty much the same thing as murder in their eyes. People who abused their dogs were the lowest of Ahrimans servants.
Pictured: A 2500 year old Good Boy.


Such a good boy!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬



Fister Roboto posted:

A good post from a very bad thread.

also from that thread

Schizotek posted:

Zoroastrians called otters "waterdogs" and believed they were born from 1000 male and 1000 female dog souls. The penalty for killing one was:

quote:

What is the penalty that he shall pay?'
Ahura Mazda answered: 'He shall pay ten thousand stripes with the Aspahe-astra, ten thousand stripes with the Sraosho-charana.
He shall godly and piously bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of hard, well dried, well examined wood, to redeem his own soul.
He shall pay 50 tanapuhrs (= 15,000 istirs = 60,000 dirhems) to the altar of the Warharan fire.
He shall godly and piously, bring unto the fire of Ahura Mazda ten thousand loads of soft wood, of Urvasna, Vohu-gaona, Vohu-kereti, Hadha-naepata, or any sweet-scented plant, to redeem his own soul.
He shall godly and piously tie ten thousand bundles of Baresma, to redeem his own soul.
He shall offer up to the Good Waters ten thousand Zaothra libations with the Haoma and the milk, cleanly prepared and well strained, cleanly prepared and well strained by a pious man, and mixed with the roots of the tree known as Hadha-naepata, to redeem his own soul.
He shall kill ten thousand snakes of those that go upon the belly. He shall kill ten thousand Cats, who are snakes with the shape of a dog. He shall hill ten thousand tortoises. He shall kill ten thousand land-frogs; he shall kill ten thousand water-frogs. He shall kill ten thousand corn-carrying ants; he shall kill ten thousand ants of the small, venomous mischievous kind.


Blessed be the water dog.

:eyepop:

ahura mazda loving loved dogges and also water dogges

and really hated anything that isn't a dog or wood

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

I also love both my dog and my wood. Sounds like Mazda was onto something.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Clickbait article, don't care:

Which Dog From Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary Are You?

I thought, "man, I hope that I'm Captain Ron," and then whaddya know!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


http://i.imgur.com/kuW6Dn0.gifv

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince


good boy helping

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.





Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


tyler
Jun 2, 2014




So proud of himself.

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.


A good dooge

http://i.imgur.com/szF5XcT.gifv

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



https://i.imgur.com/9Pn0dwz.gifv

lol

http://i.imgur.com/2uehUnr.gifv

lol


http://i.imgur.com/Kyz3Szg.gifv

Didn't see that coming

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.


Luna is the Birthday puppy!!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



FastestGunAlive posted:

Luna is the Birthday puppy!!



😍😍😍

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.

Dang Luna. Happy birthday and tomorrow Pepper will be three.

Xinder
Apr 27, 2013

i want to be a prince


that's a pretty birthday pup

FastestGunAlive
Apr 7, 2010

Dancing palm tree.


She shares a birthday with Billy Dee Williams so she is pretty cool

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Happy birthday, Luna! :buddy:

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002



My folks will be picking up a new puppy soon and have named it Luna. It's a good name.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002





Some random kitten from reddit:



:3

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Good boy starter pack

Carteret
Nov 10, 2012




My next dog will be named Laika.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT



bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


DoktorLoken posted:

Some random kitten from reddit:



:3

Party on little dude

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING



it's cute when they love each other.



aaannnd it's gone

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Crazy rear end daisy

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Carteret posted:

My next dog will be named Laika.

My buddy's dog's name.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Carteret posted:

My next dog will be named Laika.

I correctly answered a trivia question at work today thanks to this post.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


cowboy elvis posted:

I correctly answered a trivia question at work today thanks to this post.

Was the question, "What was the name of the first dog to die in space?"

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Pesticide20 posted:

Was the question, "What was the name of the first dog to die in space?"

Yes except "die" was "go"

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3762 days!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vkj-t1ytzo

Not Nipsy Russell
Oct 6, 2004

Failure is always an option.


Pesticide20 posted:

Was the question, "What was the name of the first dog to die in space?"

The ... first?

They killed a dog and kept sending more? Commie bastards.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit


Not Nipsy Russell posted:

The ... first?

They killed a dog and kept sending more? Commie bastards.

Afterwards they built them statues so it kind of works out

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

What a week it's been.
So much to talk about.
And so many things we can't talk about.



Carteret posted:

My next dog will be named Laika.

Strelka was the first to return alive, with her buddy Belka.
Strelka also got involved with JFK's dog and they had puppies that JFK referred to as "Pupniks"

:3:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.





Dogs only. No cats allowed in the super secret cool person fort.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:



Dogs only. No cats allowed in the super secret cool person fort.

I want in the fort.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.



Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I want in the fort.

what's the passcode

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014



Good boy.

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