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Captain Invictus posted:Gentle Leader trip report: Noa hates it so so much and tries to get it off constantly, occasionally succeeding thanks to her impressively rubbery schnoz, and the moment she got it off her nose she booked it for a squirrel and pulled really hard on the leash itself now that she was unrestrained. Second try I tightened it as much as reasonably possible, but she still almost got it off. that said, it works exactly as intended, even if she hates it for now, so hopefully she gets used to it. Isdog, working as intended, won’t fix. Ticket closed.
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Captain Invictus posted:Gentle Leader trip report: Noa hates it so so much did your mom finally give in when you told her well ackshully there's a girl form of noah? 
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Ok fine. He had a wonderful hike with the family this morning, was a good boy meeting a friend’s dog,  very patient in Lowe’s and always great with the cashiers who love him (and have treats!)  And got a new toy from my mom who is visiting  please feel bad for Pongo, he has had a very rough day  oh and he enjoyed belly rubs during story time  devmd01 fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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pongo looks like the happiest motherfucker alive  Lutha Mahtin posted:did your mom finally give in when you told her well ackshully there's a girl form of noah? the dog already semi-responds to Noa but mom insists on naming her Buzzer or Licorice or Sunshine or Mabel or something.
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Pick the most absurd one and pretend its one of the "other" names from above.
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Name your dog what you want to name your dog and let your mom name her own dog imho Dropped Monty off at 7 Eleven yesterday.  I just can’t do it anymore. It’s too expensive to feed him every day. I went back several hours later and nobody had picked him up yet.  He’s not there this morning though so 🤷♂️
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Why wouldn't you drop him off at a shelter instead what the gently caress
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Sab669 posted:Why wouldn't you drop him off at a shelter instead what the gently caress The shelter is gonna feed him, those fucks.
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I don’t have a car. The 7 Eleven is down the street.
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...what the gently caress, why would you do that, if you had posted in here that you need help paying for his food I would have thrown money at you
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No I'm sorry I have to unbookmark this thread for a while I can't handle this, I'm tearing up and need to go hug my dog
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hi if you didn't actually abandon your dog then don't loving joke about it you stupid shithead, that poo poo has been happening a depressing amount and I've rescued multiple dogs from such instances so it's really really loving depressing and infuriating, don't even joke about it. gently caress you. like an ex-friend of mine had to suddenly give up their cat because they became homeless and didn't even consult with anyone or ask for help beforehand or ask anyone to adopt them, just kinda left them in a box with "please give me a good home" on it, and this is someone who loved her cat more than anything else, so this is absolutely a thing that happens a lot. especially now during covid(Noa is straight up from a family who lost their home because covid resulted in everyone in the house losing their jobs, so they gave her to a rescue to hopefully find a home) and is 100% a thing you should never even joke about, it straight up brings up traumatic memories in some people
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Captain Invictus posted:hi if you didn't actually abandon your dog then don't loving joke about it you stupid shithead, that poo poo has been happening a depressing amount and I've rescued multiple dogs from such instances so it's really really loving depressing and infuriating, don't even joke about it. gently caress you. 
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If you think Boop the Snoot would ever abandon Monty, you haven’t been around very long. Also Monty constantly starving is like GIP’s oldest surviving in-joke.
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Yeahhhhh not a cool thing to joke about. Palate cleanser time. Two things Lando loves:  Morning belly and chest rubs upon waking up  Cuddling with the brontosaurus bone that Two Finger got him from Secret Satan.
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FrozenVent posted:If you think Boop the Snoot would ever abandon Monty, you haven’t been around very long. Just don't make jokes like that. It's not that hard.
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FrozenVent posted:If you think Boop the Snoot would ever abandon Monty, you haven’t been around very long. A joke needs to be funny. That wasn't funny, it was realistic to the point that I got hosed up worrying about monty. "good" job on cole making a post that I could believe, but also jesus gently caress, gently caress off, that's traumatizing.
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He was politely asking me for some of my breakfast and I said “no” and so long story short he got some of my breakfast
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Yeah I got breakfast at McD on the way home this morning and the idiots put eggs on my sausage McMuffin, after I clearly said no eggs. Anyway, Kiki, unlike smashmouth, ate the eggs.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Yeahhhhh not a cool thing to joke about. Has he STILL not annihilated that thing?  Also not gonna lie Cole I thought that was just some random abandoned dog that looked like Monty and got a bit sad
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My sister brought her new lab puppy over, meet Bella: They got along extremely well!   All worn out. 
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holy poo poo this is the best ever
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devmd01 posted:My sister brought her new lab puppy over, meet Bella: Omg tell Bella I love her
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a goon abandoning their dog at a 7-11 is too believable. i did not enjoy this "joke" post
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STOP POSTING MONTY YOU WON'T MELT MY INDIGNANCE
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