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Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.

Trin Tragula posted:

100 Years Ago

There's another of those maps that I know y'all love so much as the French launch the Battle of Woevre. (Just guess what happens.) Sir Ian Hamilton spends some quality time with his diary, as his subordinates write to him with extremely pessimistic appraisals of the situation. The Colonel of the Sportsman's Battalion shows that there's nothing new under the sun by complaining about the lack of patriotism being shown by football players, and we're looking at some stories of officers' training. Or, as it turns out, the lack of same.

Finally, do you need a typewriter? If so, then boy, this is the update for you!!!

Lieutenant Guy Chapman posted:

When the Major, as president of the court, turned to me to demand my sentence, I replied, “Oh, death, sir, I suppose.”

:stare:

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my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

quote:

Our good president looked at us from the top of his six feet and groaned “But my boys, my boys, you can’t do it!”
“But Sir" we protested…"it says so here.”

Jesus Christ. :stare:

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


quote:

It was only after a moving appeal by the president that we allowed ourselves to be overborne and to punish the old ruffian by reduction in rank to Corporal in the place of executing him; but we both felt that Major Keppel had somehow failed in his duty.

my dad posted:

Jesus Christ. :stare:

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
Jesus Chr---

What they said.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
Ask Us About Military History: Oh, Death, Sir, I Suppose

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

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Oh, hello Trin, what intriguing tale of WW1 history have you for us this tim.. Oh. :stonkhat:

Holy poo poo that's messed up.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tias posted:

Oh, hello Trin, what intriguing tale of WW1 history have you for us this tim.. Oh. :stonkhat:

Holy poo poo that's messed up.

The early 20th and late 19th centuries in Europe were a very, very different time for the military.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Pretty much the trigger a few years back for me turning "hey, I'm kind of interested in the First World War more than other wars" into "no actually I want to know EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS" was picking up Blindfold & Alone in a second-hand bookshop, turning to exactly that page completely at random, and getting very angry very quickly.

That's him!!!!!!! There!!!!!!!!!! That's the man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incidentally, I found out a couple of months ago that as far as Gary Sheffield knows, nobody has any idea how many men of the Indian Army were executed (and if he doesn't know, it's rather unlikely that anyone else does). The oft-quoted figure (of either 306 or 340-something, depending on if you're including men convicted of murder) should more accurately be quoted as 350/390-ish to account for the Singapore mutineers, and that number then taken more as an opening bid than anything else. (There's one sepoy who appears during Blindfold & Alone, but his name for some reason isn't in the appendix with everyone else.)

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
That "Oh, death, sir, I suppose" story sounds like it came from a WWI version of Catch-22.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Shouldn't the military legal code have said "Death...or whatever punishment seems fitting according to the judgement of a court-martial"? I know the Articles of War used by the Napoleonic Royal Navy usually stuck that into most offenses, essentially allowing an officer to pick and choose between any punishment between a stern talking-to or execution as he sees fit.

Fakeedit: I just went and dug up an online copy of the Manual of Military Law, 1914 edition. In Part 2: The Army Act, Section 19 (Drunkeness), page 398 for anyone curious, it states:

quote:

"The offense of drunkenness, whether on duty or not on duty, shall on conviction by court-martial be liable, if an officer, to be cashiered, or to suffer such less punishment as is in this Act mentioned, and if a soldier, to suffer imprisonment, or such less punishment as is in this Act mentioned, and, either in addition to, or in substitution for, any other punishment, to pay a fine not exceeding one pound."

So how the devil did they go from a fine not exceeding one pound to death? I can only imagine a couple of pages got glued together and the young idiot didn't notice in his rush or something.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
Can the accused appeal in this period? Can the dude next highest up the food chain pardon him?

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Tomn posted:

Fakeedit: I just went and dug up an online copy of the Manual of Military Law, 1914 edition. In Part 2: The Army Act, Section 19 (Drunkeness), page 398 for anyone curious...

Drunkenness is one of those nasty little military crimes (like desertion, incidentally) for which the punishment is ordinarily a smack round the earhole, but when committed on active service, it's potentially punishable by death. Page 21 illustrates the principle:

quote:

33. An important distinction is made by the Act, in that certain Offences
are punishable more severely when committed on active
service (a) than at other times. Instances of this distinction will service."
be found in sections 6, 8, 9, and elsewhere. A sentinel, for example,
found asleep or drunk on his post, while on active service, would be
liable to suffer death if the character and circumstances of the
offence were sufficiently grave, while if he were not on active service
he could at the utmost be sentenced to imprisonment (b).

and pages 270 and 271:

quote:

Every person subject to military law who commits any of the following offences, that is to say,
...
(k.) Being a soldier acting as sentinel, commits any of the following
offences ; that is to say,
(i) sleeps or is drunk on his post ; or
(ii) leaves his post before he is regularly relieved,

shall, on conviction by court-martial, if he commits any such offence on active service, be liable to suffer death, or such less punishment as is in this Act mentioned ; and
if he commits any such offence not on active service, be liable, if an officer, to be cashiered, or to suffer such less punishment as is in this Act mentioned, and if a soldier, to suffer imprisonment, or such less punishment as is in this Act mentioned.

Emphasis mine. It's easy to see how a nervous, harrassed, mildly shell-shocked, and under-pressure subaltern, could flip to that page with a major waiting on him, and zero in on the words "...be liable to suffer death". "Or such less punishment, Chapman!" "But it says 'death' here, sir..."

(Nobody was shot for being drunk in the trenches, but five men were executed for either sleeping at or quitting their post. An uncountable number more were lucky and escaped with a clip round the earhole and some ripe words from the sergeant.)

HEY GAL posted:

Can the accused appeal in this period? Can the dude next highest up the food chain pardon him?

There was no right of appeal, but any sentence of death was automatically subject to confirmation by the Commander-in-Chief of the man's force (in the BEF that's French or Haig, at Gallipoli it's Sir Ian Hamilton, etc), and it was also required that every officer with responsibility for the man, from the Colonel up to the Army Commander, write to the Chief with their opinion on whether or not sentence should be confirmed. (Cue reports along the lines of "This man is a mental degenerate and is militarily useless", in literally those terms.) A shade over 3,000 death sentences (again, discounting Indians) were passed, and all but 346 (ish) of them were commuted to some other punishment. This happened often enough for fake promulgations to almost to be a running joke at Orders of the Day. "Private Thomas Atkins, 4th Battalion, Blankshire Regiment, was found guilty by Field General Court-Martial of desertion and sentenced...to DEATH!!!!!" (Dramatic pause.) "Commuted by the Commander-in-Chief to six months imprisonment, suspended for the duration, and three months' Field Punishment Number One."

If the man was not British, the sentence also had to be confirmed by his country's Governor-General. More than 100 Australians were sentenced to death for military crimes, but none of the sentences were confirmed. This caused all sorts of hilarious petty squabbling between the War Office and various general staffs on one side, and the Australian government and the Governor-General on the other, who flatly refused to confirm sentences in direct opposition to his government's policy, despite some at times pretty intense pressure about undermining discipline and morale.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I have a question. During, say, the era of pike and shot, up through the end of the Napoleonic Wars, what was the fate of prisoners of war? Did they ransom them? Press them into military service or labor? Just hold them in some sort of imprisonment?

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Tomn posted:

So how the devil did they go from a fine not exceeding one pound to death? I can only imagine a couple of pages got glued together and the young idiot didn't notice in his rush or something.

One thing often forgotten: After Christmas 1914, the military kind of panicked on all sides because of the soldiers suddenly being so amiable to their enemy. And so military law suddenly got a whole lot harsher.

Tomn
Aug 23, 2007

And the angel said unto him
"Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself."
But lo he could not. For the angel was hitting him with his own hands

Trin Tragula posted:

"Or such less punishment, Chapman!" "But it says 'death' here, sir..."

Ah, that makes more sense. Yeah, that sounds more like the usual military loophole: "Maximum penalty of death, minimum penalty of whatever you want, use your own judgement and go hog-wild."

The subaltern's state of mind must have been a hell of a thing to see, though, if he insisted on thinking that death should have been the appropriate penalty even later on when writing it into his diary.

By the way, in the case of the five guys you mentioned who got shot for sleeping at their post, was there anything unusual about their cases that caused them to fall into ill-luck where others just got shook awake and told to smarten up?

Trin Tragula posted:

This caused all sorts of hilarious petty squabbling between the War Office and various general staffs on one side, and the Australian government and the Governor-General on the other, who flatly refused to confirm sentences in direct opposition to his government's policy, despite some at times pretty intense pressure about undermining discipline and morale.

Ah, so THAT'S why the Australians were so famously insolent to authority.

Alchenar
Apr 9, 2008

The manual is actually pretty practical on drunkeness:

quote:

Nothing can justify a soldier striking or offering violence to a superior, and great care is therefore enjoined to be taken to avoid bringing drunken soldiers in contact with their superiors. Mere abusive and violent language used by a drunken man, as the result of being taken into custody, should not be used as a ground for framing a charge of using threatening or insubordinate language to a superior officer (c). If a court-martial be required at all, discipline will generally be upheld by merely bringing the man to trial either for drunkenness (if he is liable to be tried) or for an offence under s. 40, treating the language as in the nature of riotous conduct only, and to that extent aggravating the offence.

ie. part of your job as an officer is not to gently caress up and create a situation where someone has to be punished more harshly in order to maintain general discipline.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Tomn posted:

Ah, that makes more sense. Yeah, that sounds more like the usual military loophole: "Maximum penalty of death, minimum penalty of whatever you want, use your own judgement and go hog-wild."

The subaltern's state of mind must have been a hell of a thing to see, though, if he insisted on thinking that death should have been the appropriate penalty even later on when writing it into his diary.

By the way, in the case of the five guys you mentioned who got shot for sleeping at their post, was there anything unusual about their cases that caused them to fall into ill-luck where others just got shook awake and told to smarten up?


Ah, so THAT'S why the Australians were so famously insolent to authority.

Assuming the juror knew the case would be reviewed by the staff, it probably didn't bear that much of a significance for him - perhaps he just thought it wasn't the major's responsibility to make call on the ersatz punishment.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender

Trin Tragula posted:


(Nobody was shot for being drunk in the trenches, but five men were executed for either sleeping at or quitting their post. An uncountable number more were lucky and escaped with a clip round the earhole and some ripe words from the sergeant.)


My grandpa told me how he saw a guy get shot for sleeping while on guard duty and I always thought this was because of :godwinning: so that's interesting to hear.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

My grandpa told me how he saw a guy get shot for sleeping while on guard duty and I always thought this was because of :godwinning: so that's interesting to hear.
Discussions on the merits of capital punishment aside, falling asleep at your post when you are on guard is an extremely dangerous thing to do when at the front. It could be like 99% of other nights and nothing happens or you could have the 1% chance of being the one guy who raises the alarm and everyone else doesn't get stabbed in their beds. So its no surprise that if you fall asleep you get shot.

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013

(Kind of ) related to that, I read somewhere that during the '40 offenses German soldiers were taking so much Pervitin that in some cases the supply of the stuff got priority over ammunition transport. Is there any truth to this?

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Sleeping at one's post, or quitting it without orders, is often crunched together in the statistics. There were 6,567 men tried by Field General Court Martial for sleeping at or quitting their post. (Apparently I blobbed earlier and there were actually 9 men executed; 5 was the number of men executed for disobeying a lawful order.)

Of these, 82 were sentenced to death for quitting their posts (with 7 carried out), and 449 were condemned for sleeping at their post with only 2 carried out. (Quite a lot of these would have been exhausted Australians on Gallipoli who would have been saved by the Governor-General in any case.) Here we run into something extremely annoying. The full set of papers still exists for every man who was actually executed; record of trial, sentence, and representations made to the Commander-in-Chief about whether sentence should be confirmed. However, in almost all cases, only the records of trial, sentence, and refusal of confirmation exist for men who were sentenced to death and then reprieved. This makes it impossible to compare cases and get a really good handle on the sort of circumstances that might see a man reprieved, because the submissions made by his officers to the Chief are all missing.

The two men shot for sleeping at their post belonged to the 6th South Lancashires, and they seem to have been exceptionally unfortunate. Serving in Mesopotamia in February 1917, Privates Thomas Downing and Robert Burton were acting as forward sentries in the middle of the night. Downing had been on duty for 1 hour 45 minutes, Burton for 45 minutes. They were found sitting down in their trench, and the sergeant gave them a good kicking. Reading between the lines, their first piece of bad luck appears to have been that their sergeant was doing his rounds in the company of a second lieutenant. They were court-martialled the next day and appear to have defended themselves, not disputing the evidence against them and attempting to plead mitigation as best they could. (Unsurprisingly, not very well.)

Many executed men had terrible records, long conduct sheets full of red ink. Quite a few of them had already received a death sentence and been reprieved. Downing and Burton were model Kitchener volunteers with three years' good conduct. Their colonel made fulsome representations to their good character, which the divisional commander agreed with; but Brigade and Corps commanders appear to have had a giant stick up their butts about the need to Set an Example, and they were shot two weeks after their offence, possibly together.

As for the cases of quitting post, the ones that the book covers in detail are all very odd, even in the context of military executions being a very odd thing to begin with; from the decision to charge them at all, through the decision to charge them with quitting post instead of something else, the way the trials were conducted, the submissions to the Chief, the whole lot. It'd take the whole day to write them up. (Buy the book! And a large bottle of whisky.)

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend
Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth politics are a continuation of war by other means, so this qualifies as military history:

June 25, 1633. At the Warsaw Sejm called to crown Wladyslaw IV Vasa (elected a year before) the King of the Commonwealth, the deputaci of the Crown Tribunal elect Jan Stanislaw Sapieha, the Great Marshall of Lithuania, as their "chief director". His duties include giving a speech welcoming the new King on behalf of the Tribunal. As a witness, the Great Chancellor of Lithuania Albrycht Radziwill, puts it, Sapieha did it "in a hilarious way": "into oblivion went in his speech the King, his arrival, dignity and honour."

Less hilarious: June 28 Sapieha threw a feast and invited everyone. Again, back to Radziwill: "There was no order (...). Food was so scarce that one filled one's stomach more with wit than dish. The Marshall, in the veritable madness he suffered from, threatened that now was the time to set gunpowder on fire, for it would be so much fun when so many vacancies open after we all fly maimed and without wings."

Upon inspection it turned out that, uh, if you looked under the floor, "there were placed two barrels of gunpowder. We concluded that in the future it will be better not to take part in such tragic revelries."

Rabhadh
Aug 26, 2007
If you had the poo poo luck of being born in Ireland you were 5 times more likely to be executed for a crime than your British counterpart.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

My grandpa told me how he saw a guy get shot for sleeping while on guard duty and I always thought this was because of :godwinning: so that's interesting to hear.

Well there is a very real :hitler: contingent to that, presuming your gramps was in the German army. When poo poo started going bad in 43 and ramping up even worse in 44 and 45, Germany executed TONS of its own soldiers for poo poo much of which wasn't even punishable by death in noal military courts. Stuff like "defeatism" etc.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

My grandpa was a cook on a carrier in the Pacific. He stabbed a guy in the hand with a fork for taking two meats. That's my family's military experience.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Which carrier was it?

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

The Ottomans are starting to turn up the heat again in Mesopotamia, the bungling for Gallipoli continues, the Battle of Woevre achieves nothing, and the newspaper has bought a gleaming new high horse to climb up onto when the Germans sink a passenger liner off the Welsh coast. Meanwhile, back in Glasgow, Mary Barbour's rent strike kicks into high gear as some idiot landlord attempts to evict the most sympathetic housewife in Scotland and creates an instant cause celebre. Guaranteed no incredibly morbid stories today!

Probably. Probably no incredibly morbid stories.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Trin Tragula posted:

Many executed men had terrible records, long conduct sheets full of red ink. Quite a few of them had already received a death sentence and been reprieved.
How many of your guys get executed for killing one another? Because that's my subjects' principal problem, loving around on watch or even desertion is much less of a thing. Although I did encounter a guy who showed up drunk to watch once; the Gefreyter told him to give him his musket and go back home and he wouldn't say anything.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender

Cyrano4747 posted:

Well there is a very real :hitler: contingent to that, presuming your gramps was in the German army. When poo poo started going bad in 43 and ramping up even worse in 44 and 45, Germany executed TONS of its own soldiers for poo poo much of which wasn't even punishable by death in noal military courts. Stuff like "defeatism" etc.

Yeah, when he told me his war experience (he was barely understandable at that stage), he said he was in Norway and then the south-east (Romania?) as some sort of combat engineer. I really wish I'd been able to understand him better.
According to my mother he wasn't 'a real Nazi' because when the SS wanted him to join he chose the SA instead (oh mom :love:)

Glorgnole posted:

"What did your grandpa do in the war?"

"He was a goon."

Well drat, this never occurred to me

married but discreet fucked around with this message at 16:56 on Mar 31, 2015

Glorgnole
Oct 23, 2012

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

Yeah, when he told me his war experience (he was barely understandable at that stage), he said he was in Norway and then the south-east (Romania?) as some sort of combat engineer. I really wish I'd been able to understand him better.
According to my mother he wasn't 'a real Nazi' because when the SS wanted him to join he chose the SA instead (oh mom :love:)

"What did your grandpa do in the war?"

"He was a goon."

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Glorgnole posted:

"What did your grandpa do in the war?"

"He was a goon."

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
I think my great-aunt's first husband had some people shot for fairly minor crimes in WW2, but then again, he was a Partizan commissar, and the danger of undisciplined resistance units turning into bandits was very real.

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
I think one grandfather was in Panama, and the other was a conscript for some warlord in northern China, maybe Manchuria. I kinda wish I'd understood him better, but whatever it was, it shook him up really bad :smith: He was always pretty strange, according to my mother.

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Any good and affordable books for that period?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

SeanBeansShako posted:

Which carrier was it?

What meat was it.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
Is there anyone who would be willing to do like a huge rear end effort post on like special forces, mainly those in the United States Armed Forces? Like what different groups are primarily tasked with and stuff like that? You can read wikipedia but it's not a particularly interesting read

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Frostwerks posted:

Is there anyone who would be willing to do like a huge rear end effort post on like special forces, mainly those in the United States Armed Forces? Like what different groups are primarily tasked with and stuff like that? You can read wikipedia but it's not a particularly interesting read

I'd love to see something like this, but more from a historical POV - the origins of stuff like the Rangers, Special Forces, Marine Raiders, SEALs, etc.

To be honest that's probably a lot easier than a more contemporary scope since some of those groups' more recent actions remain classified, while still covering a general overview of what their broad purpose was.

Kallikaa
Jun 13, 2001
Speaking of wtf executions i like the one where the canadians let surrenderd germans trial 2 of their own and helped them in the execution of it.

http://scholars.wlu.ca/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1121&context=cmh

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Am I the only one looking for a phantom Kallikaa post?

What the gently caress, now I see it. What a weird bug.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Disinterested posted:

Am I the only one looking for a phantom Kallikaa post?

What the gently caress, now I see it. What a weird bug.

Yeah, I've been experiencing the same thing with a few threads.

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PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Kallikaa posted:

Speaking of wtf executions i like the one where the canadians let surrenderd germans trial 2 of their own and helped them in the execution of it.

http://scholars.wlu.ca/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1121&context=cmh

This seems to have been par for the course at the end of WWII right? Like with the Allies using surrendered Japanese troops to maintain order before the colonial troops could return.

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