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In.  , obviously. Wouldn't want my thumb to get stuck up my rear end again.
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In. since that seems to be the only way I can motivate myself not to fail miserably, forever.
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Dec 2, 2014 23:29
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In.
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Not my story, but just something I'd like to share with the group. So, I decided to at least try a Jack Rose before I start to brainstorm on the idea for my story. I understand that the story itself can't be about alcohol and that it can't play a central roll but I thought it might be a good way to get the creative juices flowing and a story going. The problem is that Applejack, the most important ingredient, is both not very well known and very popular in Texas. Over the day, I've been to four different liquor stores in the area. Three didn't even stock the drink. Two didn't even know what the drink was. At one of the options in my immediate vicinity I got that 'This guy must be insane' look, even after I showed him the wikipedia article for the drink. Another kept confusing it for a sort of apple-flavored Jack Daniels, which I am sure doesn't exist. For the second part of this fluid paradox, the store that did have Applejack didn't have any in stock. Apparently, the Lairds brand is the only brand of Applejack sold and it has quite a following, thereby making sure that the liquor store usually was out of the drink. So, in resignation, I deigned to grab a small bottle of Calvados to use as a substitute from the recommendations of the staff. So, here I sit, sipping a concoction of French apple brandy, grenadine and lime juice in a chilled glass, hoping to get some idea of a way to make this work. Sorry, thought I'd relay my story to people who might get it. Time to get back to seeing if I can get this idea going. Maybe after another Plastic Rose.
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Dec 3, 2014 01:40
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I'm actually on a plane to Recife right now to sample my drink in its native country
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Dec 3, 2014 01:45
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My drink is only found in Ronaeu island. The main ingredient is phosphate. Also its the smallest drink in the world.
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Dec 3, 2014 01:59
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I'm watching Bond films.
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Dec 3, 2014 02:19
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I touched my dick a few minutes ago.
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Dec 3, 2014 02:50
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CyprusHammer Bro. posted:This thread makes me giggle. kurona_bright posted:In for this week. Never been drunk before. SealHammer posted:I, too, would like to write a non-alcoholic alcohol story. Auraboks posted:In. Baby Babbeh posted:In. El Presidente
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Dec 3, 2014 02:51
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With a username like mine, I can't skip this week. I'm in.
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Dec 3, 2014 03:21
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blue squares posted:My drink is only found in Ronaeu island. The main ingredient is phosphate. Also its the smallest drink in the world. The smallest nation in the world really is a sinking island made primarily of bird poo poo. It's located between Australia and Hawaii. It has the world's fattest populace. And it had the highest GDP of all third world countries, due to the mining of phosphate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nauru Nauru's former president was also the CEO of their phosphate company. Here he is performing the novelty rap song "Fat Boys Make Me Cry." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRl5ctx-S1M Here's an episode from Australia's version of Front Line. It tells the ridiculous story of how they lost all of their money. Their government squandered a ton of it on bullshit, then their remaining assets got ripped off by a predatory finance company. Australia's former secretary treasurer was an employee at the finance company at the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wit3P2MqFeM Nauru: The Silliest Place On The Planet.
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God Of Paradise posted:The smallest nation in the world really is a sinking island made primarily of bird poo poo. It's located between Australia and Hawaii. It has the world's fattest populace. And it had the highest GDP of all third world countries, due to the mining of phosphate. So, are you in?
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Dec 3, 2014 11:18
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Your Sledgehammer posted:
Thanks!
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Dec 3, 2014 18:00
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Alright Jonked, way to go! Also, sure, why not?
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Dec 3, 2014 18:43
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In!
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Dec 3, 2014 19:04
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and now a public service announcement IT IS CLOSING ON THE END OF THE YEAR, WHICH MEANS THE THIS THREAD WILL BE LOCKED SOON AND A NEW ONE LAUNCHED. THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T EDIT OUT ANY STORIES YOU'VE POSTED HERE, AND NO, THE MODS CAN'T DO IT FOR YOU EITHER. NOW WOULD BE THE TIME TO GO BACK THROUGH YOUR ENTRIES IN THIS THREAD AND EDIT OUT ANYTHING YOU THINK YOU MIGHT TRY TO GET PUBLISHED.
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Dec 4, 2014 02:47
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put a link to the story in the writocracy.com archive tho, so that future generations of TDers who are reading the old threads can see the story. I leave the title, word count, and a link to the archive you can lock your own stories in the archive so that nobody can see them but you.
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Boozahol posted:With a username like mine, I can't skip this week. I'm in. Phobia posted:Also, sure, why not? Red Lotus
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Dec 4, 2014 06:33
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Dec 4, 2014 10:09
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It's a boy ya'll :3
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Dec 4, 2014 14:46
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Let me be the first to say I hope he never becomes a goon. Congrats, Merc!
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Dec 4, 2014 14:48
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Congratulations!
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Dec 4, 2014 18:29
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Inaugural babyprompt, for next 24 hours: "It's a boy", 100 words.
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It's a b-AUUUUGHHHHH The mother was the first one to die. Spindly legs erupted from the vagina and dragged itself out into the world. The doctor took a step back, but slipped on blood. Baby boy leapt off the bed and did work. He held the entrails over his head like a makeshift mobile. Bodies pressed against the door in a frantic attempt at escape. Baby boy didn't care. He was happy with his new toys.
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Dec 4, 2014 19:30
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Dec 4, 2014 19:38
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Mercedes posted:It's a boy ya'll :3 Welcome to the world, Thunderbabby.
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Now with PowerPunch Action! 71 words Mercedes Cybercock, badass, stomped into the dirty bar and ordered a whiskey and a big cigar. "It's a boy!," he said, slapping it down on the bar. Jim Cyberspaceman eyed it with his NanoEye. "It's a grapefruit." Cybercock reached into his pants, unhitched his CyberDick with a click and a hiss, and slapped it down on the bar. "Yeah, the tech for babies is coming in the next rev."
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Dec 4, 2014 21:21
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gently caress YOU BABY BITCHES THIS TINY-WEINY BLAST FROM THE PAST IS IN
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Nubile Hillock posted:gently caress YOU BABY BITCHES THIS TINY-WEINY BLAST FROM THE PAST IS IN 
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Dec 5, 2014 03:15
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Guys can I say I'm so glad Thunderdome is the only thing on Something Awful where there's a first goonbirth rather than a first goondeath
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Dec 5, 2014 03:36
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not 100% sure cache cab didn't kill himself tbh
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Aw, drat I missed it by two hours. edit: apparently it's midnight tonight instead, I'm in Liam Emsa fucked around with this message at 08:35 on Dec 5, 2014 |
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Dec 5, 2014 08:19
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Congrats Merc!
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Liam Emsa posted:Aw, drat I missed it by two hours. Black Russian ~9-ish Hours Left!!!!
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Mercedes posted:It's a boy ya'll :3
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Benny the Snake posted:Congrats, Merc! Me and fellow goon Broken Things will be signing up for your current MercBrawl. Hope there's still time and room for a perspective pair of godparents! First, thanks, second, Benny, I set up an arraigned marriage for you so both parties can participate. Instead you come to me with someone who hasn't even written a TD entry yet. I won't take an unknown into a brawl, sorry buddy. My original offer still stands, and if you can make it happen, you can participate.
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Dec 6, 2014 00:32
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where's my goddamn drink assignment you idiots
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Dec 6, 2014 01:48
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This is my first Thunderdome. So, I just post it in here when I"m done?
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Nubile Hillock posted:where's my goddamn drink assignment you idiots
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Liam Emsa posted:This is my first Thunderdome. So, I just post it in here when I"m done? A good rule is to bold the title, put in the word count then post the story, unless specified in the rules. There's lots of examples to review, but the format is mostly the same. Other than that, welcome to the 'dome.
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