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tenniseveryone
Feb 8, 2014


In with some sweet David Boreanaz fan fiction

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crabrock
Aug 2, 2002


Sitting Here posted:

PS Crabrock is a feckless baby

you sure got a purty mouth. maybe it's time somebody shuts it for you.



somebody judge this poo poo

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME







crabrock posted:

you sure got a purty mouth. maybe it's time somebody shuts it for you.



somebody judge this poo poo

:swoon:

you DO care

Starter Wiggin
Feb 1, 2009

Screw the enemy's gate man, I've got a fucking TAIL!
Do you know how crazy the ladies go for those?


CRIT ME BEARD
I did a crit of Masonity's story this week.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KhLKP640QbtnHkLVf3WmMdRIZA7k-iJY69lkq6l8nHY/edit?usp=sharing

I'm doing more, since I'm very bored at work and being mean about words is constructive. If my useless advice sounds nice to anyone, you can pm me or email or whatever at starter.wiggin at gmail

Also IN THIS WEEK PLEASE.

A Tin Of Beans
Nov 25, 2013



I'm in! I am as in as I have ever been.

Can I get a flash rule?

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006



:siren: Crabrock and Sitting Here Brawl :siren:

Tuesday at noon EST. I want 750 words. Your topic is "living too long."

Intrepret that as you will.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



A Tin Of Beans posted:

I'm in! I am as in as I have ever been.

Can I get a flash rule?

Flash rule: Your angel or angels must conform to the description given in Ezekiel 1:1 here.

RunningIntoWalls
Dec 8, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Two in row. Let's make it three! In. And I need a flash rule.

angel opportunity
Sep 7, 2004

Total Eclipse of the Heart

That's the spirit, run into the wall until you break through it!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk







systran posted:

That's the spirit, run into the wall until you break through it!

in

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006



In.

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone





In. Flash me please.

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?


I'm in. And annoyed at myself from going from poor to equally poor to better to so bad it gets a dishonorable in my four stories.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



RunningIntoWalls posted:

Two in row. Let's make it three! In. And I need a flash rule.

Flash rule: Your story must pass the Bechdel test.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



Nitrousoxide posted:

In. Flash me please.

Flash rule: Your story must contain violence, but no death

Phobia
Apr 25, 2011

I'm a suave detective with a heart of gold in hot pursuit of the malevolent, manipulative
MIAMI MUTILATOR
and the deranged degenerates who only want their
15 MINUTES OF FAME.


OCK.


In, so in. Also, flash me Hoppa'.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!


In. Flash me with some divine light.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



Phobia posted:

In, so in. Also, flash me Hoppa'.

Flash rule: Your story must be written in the first person.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



Paladinus posted:

In. Flash me with some divine light.

Flash rule: Everyone in your story must be dead when it starts.

perpetulance
Mar 24, 2013

THUNDERDOME LOSER

In, with a wish to be blinded with a flashing light.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants


In.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



perpetulance posted:

In, with a wish to be blinded with a flashing light.

Flash rule: Your protagonist is an animal.

DreamingofRoses
Jun 27, 2013


Nap Ghost

In with another :toxx: and a request for a flash rule from Hopper and anyone else who so desires.

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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



DreamingofRoses posted:

In with another :toxx: and a request for a flash rule from Hopper and anyone else who so desires.

Flash rule: Your story must prominently feature the London Underground.

Mercedes
Mar 7, 2006

"So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.






HopperUK posted:

:siren: :siren: Thunderdome LXXXVII: Touched by a Thunderdome :siren: :siren:

:siren:Your story will be about an angel or angels:siren:

You cocksucker.

:siren::siren:Emergency Flashcedes Rule:siren::siren:

Seeing as I'm rear end in a top hat deep in school work, and I so want to join this prompt - I cannot. So someone will have to carry the torch for me.

This Flashcedes Rule is only for the those who are strong of heart and mind and know what I'm talking about. If you don't think you can handle this special Flashcedes Rule, for the love of God do not ask for it. God help you if you cock it up, you will not hear the end of it.

WHO WILL RISE TO THE CHALLENGE!!!????

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Mercedes posted:

You cocksucker.

:siren::siren:Emergency Flashcedes Rule:siren::siren:

Seeing as I'm rear end in a top hat deep in school work, and I so want to join this prompt - I cannot. So someone will have to carry the torch for me.

This Flashcedes Rule is only for the those who are strong of heart and mind and know what I'm talking about. If you don't think you can handle this special Flashcedes Rule, for the love of God do not ask for it. God help you if you cock it up, you will not hear the end of it.

WHO WILL RISE TO THE CHALLENGE!!!????

You have my katana.

Mercedes
Mar 7, 2006

"So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.






WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

You have my katana.

One has come forward to claim his Flashcedes Rule.




:siren:Black Jesus must be a prominent character in this story.:siren:

Now go forth, my son, and do what I cannot. You have my blessing.

Mercedes fucked around with this message at 00:15 on Apr 2, 2014

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008


Flash me, goons. I know you want to.

CommissarMega fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Apr 2, 2014

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



CommissarMega posted:

Flash me, goons. I know you want to.

Flash rule: A lost flashlight is a major plot point.

Fanky Malloons
Aug 21, 2010

Is your social worker inside that horse?


In

Mercedes posted:


:siren:Black Jesus must be a prominent character in this story.:siren:

Now go forth, my son, and do what I cannot. You have my blessing.

I predicted with my angel vision that this would the super special Flashcedes rule, and I can't stand that WLOTM got there before me. Thus, I'm gonna get all up in this flash rule too for an in-prompt brawl that you get to judge, yaaaay.

a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



Fanky Malloons posted:

In


I predicted with my angel vision that this would the super special Flashcedes rule, and I can't stand that WLOTM got there before me. Thus, I'm gonna get all up in this flash rule too for an in-prompt brawl that you get to judge, yaaaay.

There can be only one disciple of Black Jesus.

It's me.

The Sean
Apr 16, 2005

Am I handsome now?




So, the judges were generous to consider my story even though it was posted shortly after the deadline. Still, I didn't set aside a great deal of time for formatting and I struggled to polish it quickly enough. I know that, based on the rules in the OP, editing results in DQ'ing. Now that the round is over may I go back and make it look nicer (and actually include a goddamned word count) or is this turd forever etched into the walls of the 'dome?

The Sean fucked around with this message at 02:24 on Apr 2, 2014

Kaishai
Nov 3, 2010

Scoffing at modernity.

The Sean posted:

Now that the round is over may I go back and make it look nicer (and actually include a goddamned word count) or is this turd forever etched into the walls of the 'dome?

It is etched forever into the walls of the Thunderdome, and beyond.

No harm in sticking a word count on the thing if you want to, but prettying up past submissions strikes me as a bad precedent to set. Let your entry stand in the form in which it was judged.

lambeth
Aug 31, 2009


I'm in, and :toxx:ing myself so I don't chicken out. I'd like a flash rule too, please.

Maultaschen
Jan 19, 2004



In.

The Sean
Apr 16, 2005

Am I handsome now?




Kaishai posted:

It is etched forever into the walls of the Thunderdome, and beyond.

No harm in sticking a word count on the thing if you want to, but prettying up past submissions strikes me as a bad precedent to set. Let your entry stand in the form in which it was judged.

Thanks for the response. That's understandable and I've got no excuse on my end.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?



lambeth posted:

I'm in, and :toxx:ing myself so I don't chicken out. I'd like a flash rule too, please.

Flash rule: In your story, angels are commonplace and everywhere, no big deal. Think vampires in True Blood.

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)


Props to last prompt's judges sebmojo and WLOTM for putting up with tortoise me.

I won't be doing line-by-lines this time because of IRL poo poo, but I'll still find time to crit everyone's stories.

Mercedes
Mar 7, 2006

"So you Jesus?"

"And you black?"

"Nigga prove it!"

And so Black Jesus turned water into a bucket of chicken. And He saw that it was good.






Fanky Malloons posted:

In


I predicted with my angel vision that this would the super special Flashcedes rule, and I can't stand that WLOTM got there before me. Thus, I'm gonna get all up in this flash rule too for an in-prompt brawl that you get to judge, yaaaay.

Excellent. Black Jesus is pleased. The two of you shall adopt the Flashcedes Rule and I shall stand judgement. At the same time, your stories will still be entries in this week's prompt.

So don't gently caress it up.

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curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

Come fight terrifying creatures in the THUNDERDOME!


Fanky Malloons posted:

In


I predicted with my angel vision that this would the super special Flashcedes rule, and I can't stand that WLOTM got there before me. Thus, I'm gonna get all up in this flash rule too for an in-prompt brawl that you get to judge, yaaaay.

Whatup, Captain Thunderdome partner.

Also apparently I am writing a Black Jesus Angel Story as well. And also judging. And maybe writing something else. And auto-DQing them both. Because I am judging.

:siren: :frogsiren: BRING IT ON :frogsiren: :siren:

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