Thunderdome 2014teen: Stories from the Abonend Bunker

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God Over Djinn: Jan 17, 2005; onwards and upwards

Mercedes posted:

Anoint me. Maybe I'll write a story!

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=110

# ? May 27, 2014 00:18

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# ? Dec 3, 2024 11:06

Tyrannosaurus: Apr 12, 2006

I'm in.

# ? May 27, 2014 00:30

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Tyrannosaurus posted:

I'm in.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=293

# ? May 27, 2014 00:36

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

So in.

# ? May 27, 2014 00:38

Ironic Twist: Aug 3, 2008; I'm bokeh, you're bokeh

Also I want to say thanks to all the judges for their critiques of my story.

Me: "lemme just plop this Big Box o' Exposition down somewhere, don't matter where" *crushes infant*

# ? May 27, 2014 00:41

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Here is my image:

# ? May 27, 2014 00:48

SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

That is a superbly dumb prompt. That is possibly the worst prompt I've ever seen. You are going to get a lot of stories about anime and mining, judging from my GIS results. It's going to be awful.

I guess I'm IN with these stylish motherfuckers

SurreptitiousMuffin fucked around with this message at 01:11 on May 27, 2014

# ? May 27, 2014 01:07

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Ironic Twist posted:

So in.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=543

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

~~Here is my image:~~

EDIT: This is Some Guy TT's story

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=805

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

That is a superbly dumb prompt. That is possibly the worst prompt I've ever seen. You are going to get a lot of stories about anime and mining, judging from my GIS results. It's going to be awful.

I guess I'm IN with these stylish motherfuckers

lol

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=542

Sitting Here fucked around with this message at 04:03 on May 27, 2014

# ? May 27, 2014 01:25

Hocus Pocus: Sep 7, 2011

Interesting prompt! Never before have two words so strongly collated Gina Rinehart and anime.in

# ? May 27, 2014 01:42

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

Hocus Pocus posted:

Interesting prompt! Never before have two words so strongly collated Gina Rinehart and anime.in

lol

also,

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=35

# ? May 27, 2014 01:50

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

I'm gonna go ahead and roll the dice and just take whatever the first result is.

Apparently this is what my computer thinks I want to see. Dumb computer. I'm glad this is the last day we hang out.

# ? May 27, 2014 02:19

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Sitting Here posted:

And for your last-first line, you get:

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1312

Sitting Here posted:

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=805

Alright buddy, you just assigned me two stories, so which is it?

# ? May 27, 2014 02:20

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Alright buddy, you just assigned me two stories, so which is it?

Judge fiat: http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1312

# ? May 27, 2014 02:23

Fumblemouse: Mar 21, 2013; STANDARD
DEVIANT; Grimey Drawer

In with Fumblemouse's Famous Fae Fan Fic From Fantasy Featuring Faerieworlds

# ? May 27, 2014 02:23

Some Guy TT: Aug 30, 2011

sebmojo posted:

Judge fiat: http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1312

Can I have the other one? I haven't looked at it.

# ? May 27, 2014 02:26

Dr. Kloctopussy: Apr 22, 2003; "It's time....to DIE!"

In for this.

Dr. Kloctopussy fucked around with this message at 05:02 on May 27, 2014

# ? May 27, 2014 02:40

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Some Guy TT posted:

Can I have the other one? I haven't looked at it.

WHY YES

# ? May 27, 2014 02:54

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Fumblemouse posted:

In with Fumblemouse's Famous Fae Fan Fic From Fantasy Featuring Faerieworlds

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1577

Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

In for this.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=162

# ? May 27, 2014 02:56

Dr. Kloctopussy: Apr 22, 2003; "It's time....to DIE!"

sebmojo posted:

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=162

Ok, important question: Do I have to keep the usage errors, misspellings, and incorrect capitalization?

# ? May 27, 2014 03:03

CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

That's an amazing prompt- sign me up! As for my picture:

Because I hate you all almost as much as I hate myself.

# ? May 27, 2014 03:10

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

CommissarMega posted:

That's an amazing prompt- sign me up! As for my picture:

Because I hate you all almost as much as I hate myself.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1645

^^ But, of course.

# ? May 27, 2014 03:15

Ungeziefer: May 26, 2014; quote:
"What you're doing seems rather desperate."

Excited to be destroyed - count me in.

# ? May 27, 2014 03:35

Grizzled Patriarch: Mar 27, 2014; These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.

In. Sorry in advance.

# ? May 27, 2014 03:42

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

flash rule for drK: You must use the first line of your assigned story rather than the last line.

Ungeziefer posted:

Excited to be destroyed - count me in.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=165

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

In. Sorry in advance.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1630

# ? May 27, 2014 03:54

curlingiron: Dec 15, 2006; b l o o p

Okay, you got me. I'm in, with this glorious image:

# ? May 27, 2014 04:45

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

curlingiron posted:

Okay, you got me. I'm in, with this glorious image:

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=696

# ? May 27, 2014 04:48

crabrock: Aug 2, 2002; I

AM

MAGNIFICENT

In in. Don't have an ore person yet because my internet is down and don't want to do it on my phone. Just give me dat story.

# ? May 27, 2014 05:20

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007

crabrock posted:

In in. Don't have an ore person yet because my internet is down and don't want to do it on my phone. Just give me dat story.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1134

# ? May 27, 2014 05:29

Phobia: Apr 25, 2011; I'm a suave detective with a heart of gold in hot pursuit of the malevolent, manipulative
MIAMI MUTILATOR
and the deranged degenerates who only want their
15 MINUTES OF FAME.

OCK.

KURONA_BRIGHT's crit for Week 93.

# ? May 27, 2014 05:48

theblunderbuss: Jul 4, 2010; I find dead men rout
more easily.

This can only end in disaster. In.

# ? May 27, 2014 08:13

Kalyco: Apr 4, 2013

Hit me with that line!

edit: because I can't use the internet during working hours, image!

Kalyco fucked around with this message at 17:53 on May 27, 2014

# ? May 27, 2014 10:39

Erogenous Beef: Dec 20, 2006; i know the filthy secrets of your heart

Erogenous Beef posted:

Sittello Brawl

Reminding Martello and Sitting Here that this brawl is due in just over 18 hours.

And don't forget my breakfast-food haikus, or I will be cross.

# ? May 27, 2014 12:46

Wungus: Mar 5, 2004

gently caress it I haven't done Thunderdome in a minute. I'm in here's my ore people manguy

# ? May 27, 2014 14:42

God Over Djinn: Jan 17, 2005; onwards and upwards

theblunderbuss posted:

This can only end in disaster. In.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1733

Kalyco posted:

Hit me with that line!

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=504

Whalley posted:

gently caress it I haven't done Thunderdome in a minute. I'm in here's my ore people manguy

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=281

# ? May 27, 2014 15:08

crabrock: Aug 2, 2002; I

AM

MAGNIFICENT

apologies to the people who got some of my lovely stories

not really sure WHAT i'm supposed to be seeing with "ore people" since it just seems like any old random search thing...

anyway, using this

# ? May 27, 2014 15:30

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; erm... quack-ward

Hit me.

# ? May 27, 2014 15:33

God Over Djinn: Jan 17, 2005; onwards and upwards

Entenzahn posted:

Hit me.

http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2129

# ? May 27, 2014 15:35

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; erm... quack-ward

God Over Djinn posted:

And so we will bloody well live happily ever after, put that in too.

God Over Djinn you will answer for this.

Entenzahn posted:

Erogenous Beef posted:
Djesenzahn Brawl

Write me a dramatic, thrilling story whose plot is driven by information asymmetry between the involved characters. You may shift POVs and employ multiple scenes to accomplish this.

For extra challenge, at one point in the story, a major character must brush their teeth, and this must be important.

Wordcount: 1500-2500 words.
Due: 1 June @ 23:59:59 CEST (GMT+2)

Edit: Mercedes, you chode.

Beef agreed to extend the deadline to 8 June and judge this brawl if I find somebody to fight me