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ThatPazuzu posted:Here's our first option: This is cracking me up for some reason. "I like squirrels"  What a catch!
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Mar 5, 2014 08:32
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For the woman with a humiliation fetish. Please tell me you can make them wear a tubetop and daisy dukes.
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Mar 5, 2014 11:28
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Devious Vacuum posted:I'm already on it.  Coincidence? I think not.
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Mar 5, 2014 13:04
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SirArthurIV posted:Please tell me you can make them wear a tubetop and daisy dukes. No, but you can make them wear speedos and something called a "stripper costume." Like I said, apparently you can have them break up with you if you insult them enough... but you can slap them and knock them around and they'll just smile.
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Mar 5, 2014 17:47
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ThatPazuzu posted:
I cannot tell you how loving great this is, holy poo poo. Just goes to show you how those FEMALES will always pass over a NICE GUY for an ALPHA MALE, am I right menz?
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Mar 5, 2014 18:27
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Oh, I was seeing the other types of guys. We've got Nice Guys, Alpha Males, Geeks, Metrosexuals, and Urban. My potential "urban" boyfriend likes tupac, dislikes "the po po" and was named Duke.
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Mar 5, 2014 18:38
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I think I have just the game for this thread, but my current computer can only handle screenshots right now. You'll just have to imagine the ridiculously over the top music, then.
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Mar 5, 2014 18:52
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I saw virtual Boyfriend, and knew that I had to play it. The man I found was Joshua. Likes: Apple, Kotaku Dislikes: Bullies, Idiots He's super sexy and feminine. PERFECT The dating started off pretty normal, with me just praising the gently caress out of everything he did to gain levels. He kept rejecting any physical contact though...and used pickup lines on me even though we were already dating??? He was totally infatuated with me, proclaiming things like "A girl who likes video games? I think I've died and gone to heaven!" and "Now if you do cosplay, that's a dream come true!" Then things took a different turn: "You're even nicer than my mom!" Finally, at Level 8, I gained WARIO POWERS:  But Joshua began to come unhinged.   I was determined to make the relationship work, so I continued to praise him to hell and back, hug him, and even cleaned his house! He got mad as gently caress about the cleaning, declaring "Don't move my stuff around!" I kissed him, but he insulted my breath. JOSHUA, PLEASE. At level 10, he started saying things like this:  I was getting fed up with him by this point, but I soldiered on. When I hit level 11, I finally got the power I needed:  Alas, in a cruel twist of fate, I never got the chance to scream at Joshua for being a godawful redditor:  Joshua then booted me to the main menu.
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Mar 5, 2014 21:54
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HelmetCondenser posted:I saw virtual Boyfriend, and knew that I had to play it.
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Mar 5, 2014 22:01
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HelmetCondenser, get Platinum. It's the only way we are going to be able to keep seeing your posts.
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Mar 5, 2014 22:04
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Ahahaha, I was just getting bad jokes so I just thought that's all Virtual Boyfriends could say. How wrong I was.
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Mar 5, 2014 22:39
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"I've been blessed with the red pill, m'lady. You have nothing to fear and everything to love.  "
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Mar 5, 2014 22:53
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Slightly off topic, but I thought the thread would like this after the Mitt Romney dress up game; Gay Putin Dress Up! e: timg'd a glitch fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Mar 5, 2014 |
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Mar 5, 2014 23:17
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Eggn0g posted:Gay Putin Dress Up!  Holy poo poo! That is hilarious!Any chance you could timg the picture? It's really big.
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Mar 5, 2014 23:29
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Gay Putin Dress Up is great. Update time!  with Sweet and AwfulIn this video, some girl games happen. I don't even know anymore. Girl Games. Also it WAS Seaking! Ha HA! I know about Pokemon. Devious Vacuum fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Mar 6, 2014 |
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Mar 6, 2014 01:19
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Pokemon dress up is a very appropriate way to celebrate Ash Wednesday.
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Mar 6, 2014 01:26
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I see no problem with cosplay. Regarding Pokemon cosplay, I saw a group of women doing Vaporeon Flareon and Jolteon costumes in the form of elegant kimono; it was actually really cool. ThatPazuzu posted:Pokemon dress up is a very appropriate way to celebrate Ash Wednesday. You deserve an award. And to be injured.
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Mar 6, 2014 01:31
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Those arm tattoos are called Mendi, that's traditional for Indian brides to get! This game only had it on the forearms, which is something only the bridal accompaniment gets. Bridal Mendi encompasses your hands (including the palms) and usually goes all the way up your arms. It stains into your skin and stays there for a long time. When I got it done it took almost 4 months to fade. I love the "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" cover there, btw. Jenner fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Mar 6, 2014 |
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Mar 6, 2014 01:44
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You know, I've seen horses as part of wedding processions before, and that is fairly traditional, but no, we don't usually have loving elephants roaming around.
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Mar 6, 2014 01:48
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Jenner posted:Those arm tattoos are called Mendi, that's traditional for Indian brides to get! This game only had it on the forearms, which is something only the bridal accompaniment gets. Bridal Mendi encompasses your hands (including the palms) and usually goes all the way up your arms. It stains into your skin and stays there for a long time. When I got it done it took almost 4 months to fade. Oh, neat! I got the feeling the game wasn't complete garbage, but it's hard to tell what is and isn't garbage after you've lived through Tribal Girl Dress-Up.
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Mar 6, 2014 01:51
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Devious Vacuum posted:Oh, neat! I got the feeling the game wasn't complete garbage, but it's hard to tell what is and isn't garbage after you've lived through Tribal Girl Dress-Up. It even had appropriate Muslim Saris and Lehengas, I'm actually gonna give that game a pass and a decent rating for at least knowing a bit about Indian weddings (and acknowledging the existence of Muslim ones! Which is bonus points IMHO.) When you introduced it I was expecting something much less tasteful which just goes to show where you've put me mentally, Girls Games.
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Mar 6, 2014 02:04
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I don't see any options for Putin other than going full Zardoz. 
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Mar 6, 2014 02:16
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When I thought I had heard enough of Pretty Fly for a White Guy, I had to hear it in the ~desu~ version.
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Mar 6, 2014 02:29
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On the topic of surprisingly accurate girl games, pretty much all of the first-aid in the babysitting game lines up with the training one receives when getting their babysitter's certification! Even the silly looking recovery position! Its purpose is to hold the head in a stable position with the windpipe fully open so that the babysitter can take care of anything else that needs taken care of without worrying about the child suffocating. Really the only thing I saw wrong with it was that the configuration of the hands during the chest compression was inappropriate for a kid that small. It has been a few years since I was last certified though so I may have missed out misremembered something.
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Mar 6, 2014 02:38
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Hi! It was really fun being in this episode even if I'm not fully caught up with the LP. Hope I was at least amusing since I didn't really have anything interesting to say.
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Mar 6, 2014 02:40
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Speaking of games being dangerous for young girls, I'm not so sure about that First Aid game. Aren't you not supposed to use CPR on small children or the elderly due to potential to cause serious harm including cracked or broken ribs?
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Mar 6, 2014 03:31
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RaspberryCommie posted:Aren't you not supposed to use CPR on small children or the elderly due to potential to cause serious harm including cracked or broken ribs? I'm pretty sure it's just a modified procedure, like using fingertips instead of the palm for the chest compressions and covering nose and mouth while giving rescue breaths instead of pinching the nose shut. As bad as cracked ribs may be, not breathing is always a worse problem that should really be sorted out as soon as possible.
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Mar 6, 2014 03:42
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i'm new is this a gag
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Mar 6, 2014 03:51
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Boner Police posted:i'm new is this a gag
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Mar 6, 2014 03:55
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More like 'gag me with a spoon.'  Kill me.
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Mar 6, 2014 03:57
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For infants its fingertip chest compressions, young children you can give proper CPR just be sure to not push down too hard. The ratio is meant to be 30 compressions : 2 breaths though. Like Nidoking said, if you're not breathing you're not going to feel a cracked rib and even if you did, the alternative (i.e. death) is probably less preferable.
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Mar 6, 2014 04:00
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i'm not a girl but i will check my male privilege before posting in this thread in the future. a future in which estrogen injections are mandatory administered by robots with hard metal (empowered) breasts in all seriousness this is actually hilarious (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Mar 6, 2014 04:04
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Nidoking posted:I'm pretty sure it's just a modified procedure, like using fingertips instead of the palm for the chest compressions and covering nose and mouth while giving rescue breaths instead of pinching the nose shut. As bad as cracked ribs may be, not breathing is always a worse problem that should really be sorted out as soon as possible. I think when I learned I was told two fingers for infants and one hand for children. Although the risk of shock in this case sort of introduces a danger even touching the baby - although I'm sure there are lots more people qualified then me here to talk about it. E:fb That being said, the semi-prone position is actually a thing, so that was pretty cool to see. To be honest, I was mostly distracted because I heard ~anime~ music back in the Indian Wedding game and was distracted trying to remember where it was from.
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Mar 6, 2014 04:14
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Edit: beaten to the punch on the hand positioning ^^^^^ In the UK, to minimise damage, we use one hand for chest compressions on a child (two fingers for an infant), and you do it to a third of the depth of the kid's chest. Also you'd only need to cover the nose as well if it was a baby/infant, where it's more difficult to pinch the nose cause it's squidgy. At least the game raises raises awareness on CPR, though probably it should have a disclaimer about doing It untrained, or tell you where to find out more information. (Or do I have high expectations for these game creators?) Interestingly there was an advertising campaign in the uk that told people to do compressions only, to the beat of "staying alive", if you've never been trained. RobotBob fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Mar 6, 2014 |
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Mar 6, 2014 04:17
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Boner Police posted:i'm not a girl but i will check my male privilege before posting in this thread in the future. I can't even understand what the gently caress you're trying to say. This might have been funny if you weren't so bad at writing. I mean, it still wouldn't be funny, but at least it'd be readable.
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Mar 6, 2014 04:55
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No no no! Please don't shock the baby!
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Mar 6, 2014 05:11
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My Face When posted:When I thought I had heard enough of Pretty Fly for a White Guy, I had to hear it in the ~desu~ version. And I bet you thought there wasn't a whole album of covers like that, too. http://www.youtube.com/user/BetsuniNandemonai/videos
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Mar 6, 2014 08:21
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Lemur Crisis posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-AeyBkqqJs I remember this album. Mostly they're, like, funny bad but the Blondie cover is actually really good. Edit: My favorite is Ruby Soho because the voice actress has trouble pronouncing it and it constantly comes out sounding like "Lubey Sore-whore" which is just wonderful.
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Nidoking posted:I'm pretty sure it's just a modified procedure, like using fingertips instead of the palm for the chest compressions and covering nose and mouth while giving rescue breaths instead of pinching the nose shut. As bad as cracked ribs may be, not breathing is always a worse problem that should really be sorted out as soon as possible. That's just for infants, if it's children then it's the same procedure I think. You'll need to use less force, I'm sure, but you'll still want about 2 inches of depression when doing it. CPR actually works best with children, simply because their bones are more pliable and much less likely to break. Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 09:57 on Mar 6, 2014 |
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