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I brought my Drake posted:I dunno, I was hoping goons in the sex questions mega thread would speak up about a good website or subscription service. Guess I'll just holler up Target like a scrub. Amazon sell practically anything you care to name these days, including Sagami 0.01s. They're very expensive, but they're the thinnest non-latex condom on the market and extremely reliable.
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IDK why anybody would want to replace a normal retailer/customer relationship with yet another subpar subscription service
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A special van with lights and sirens delivers them to your door so everyone knows you gently caress
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The condoms are shipped to your door in discrete, ahegao packaging
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Xand_Man posted:A special van with lights and sirens delivers them to your door so everyone knows you gently caress it grunts and pants loudly ERR ERR ERR ERR ERR as it backs into your driveway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAB71khi7_s
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trilobite terror posted:IDK why anybody would want to replace a normal retailer/customer relationship with yet another subpar subscription service Doing a YouTube unboxing of my CondomCrate and it comes with a funkopop, ensuring the condoms retain their Mint In Sealed Wrapper value
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If you're worried about bootlegs entering the Amazon supply stream (which, given the consequences of product failure, extra diligence seems reasonable) lots of independent sex stores have online shops and there are bulk suppliers with "regular person" quantities available... or get the 1,000 pack and try to use them all before the expiration date, I'm not After The War fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Sep 29, 2024 |
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I’m probably opening myself to a lot of ridicule with this, but I’m just going to go ahead with it anyway: this is more for people in a longer term relationship. What does spontaneity look like for you in your sex life? What does communication about your wants and needs in the moment look like? My wife and I are having trouble squaring away our different approaches to these things and I just wanted to see what others thought. It’s not a very clear question, I know, and I’m sorry. I’m having trouble putting my exact thoughts into words right now.
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We've negotiated times and situations that it's OK to be a bit more forceful with our asking, but the big thing for us is just asking or plainly stating our intentions. Clear communication makes everything easier
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The Door Frame posted:We've negotiated times and situations that it's OK to be a bit more forceful with our asking, but the big thing for us is just asking or plainly stating our intentions. Clear communication makes everything easier This. I'm terrible at it, but just straight forward no shame asking for what you want. If you can't discuss it openly, your compatibility isn't gonna be great
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Firstly, I wanna say that ridiculing someone for attempting to better their communication sounds like a loving asinine thing to do - if more people got better at communicating, I think there'd be a lot more happy people. My experience with trying to become more communicative is that it's hard at first, but that it gets easier; I suppose that's obvious, but I still think it merits saying - because nobody starts out being a good communicator, and we all have to learn somehow. As others have rightly said, it comes down to just talking about things - but that involves a level of trust in your partner that you don't feel you'll be judged for whatever you're bringing up. Something that can help in that context is that you both agree to sit down and not judge each other (ie. you both assure each other that you won't judge your partner, using your own words); you can call it whatever you want, but it's effectively creating a safe space.
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Actually talking to people is the superpower that we forget we have.
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Apologies if this is a stupid question, but I can't find an explanation of it that doesn't turn into memes or references. What is gooning?
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two fish posted:Apologies if this is a stupid question, but I can't find an explanation of it that doesn't turn into memes or references. Jacking it to porn (derogatory) There's a subtext of you are becoming a porn addict and wasting your life. I *think* it started on 4chan; it certainly vibes with chan's undercurrents of self-hate and hypocritical conservatism There's an element of sexual humiliation to it as well; it's cuckold porn for people who cannot picture themselves having a partner to be cuckolded by. Urban Dictionary suggests there's an edging/meditative component, idk Xand_Man fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Oct 18, 2024 |
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So that's it? Just edging with a humiliation component? People were making it sound much worse than it actually was.
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Worse, goons are members of the Something Awful forums
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two fish posted:So that's it? Just edging with a humiliation component? People were making it sound much worse than it actually was. I'm not sure where the humiliation comes in, unless it comes from talking about it in "public" and hoping to be made fun of for it, but that's almost a separate fetish since it's a thing lots of foot fetishists engage in. Etymologically, goon is also used by Arsenal football fans, so it's not even like we have any kind of exclusive right to it since they used it before SA ever existed.
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:
Also hockey enforcers are known as goons. Word has been around a while and has a bunch of meanings
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RFC2324 posted:Also hockey enforcers are known as goons. Word has been around a while and has a bunch of meanings Neat!
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Huh, that one I'd never heard of, I don't think! They made an entire movie about it (and a sequel, apparently?!) starring Stiffler https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1456635/
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two fish posted:So that's it? Just edging with a humiliation component? People were making it sound much worse than it actually was. It also draws from the historical meaning of the term as referring to an idiot or stooge, somebody who has been stupefied into the state of a slackjawed, empty-headed goon. Interpretation/definition 1: Imagine a 19th century pejorative caricature of an opium addict wiling away his vital years and his money in a musty den in the company of other degenerates, but now replace opium with pornography and online sex work gooners, in this context, are guys who are so addicted and numb to porn that they spend hours every night emptily jacking off with no resolution. They’ve made jacking off into their hobby—they live to jack and they jack to live. If they climax, they simply wait a few minutes and start jacking again. They have nothing better to do. Where a normal person might quickly rub one out to satisfy an urge or destress and then go on to do something else, jacking off is the gooner’s main event. If they’re online they have porn on in some visible window, at all hours. If they aren’t actively jerking off then they are thinking about/looking forward to/planning it. In lieu of a girlfriend or boyfriend, they might become taken with one or various online content creators and spend a bunch of time and money on them. TLDR: pathetic sex addicts who are always jacking off or thinking about jacking off interpretation/definition 2: gooning, in this context, is like a kink/practice engaged in/(un)ironically referenced by certain communities of men online. It’s largely built off of the aforementioned idea of being rendered mindless and emptyheaded by too much jacking, and there is also often some sort of BDSM and/or self-shame/self-pride thing going on (“only people who gently caress are allowed to cum”, etc). The “goon state” in this case is brought on not by an addiction or numbness to porn, etc, but by the gooner’s inability to climax and/or its forbiddenness. It’s very similar to the BDSM concepts of “subspace”, orgasm torture/denial, etc. and also to stuff like sissy/cuck play and the stuff that dudes who wear chastity cages are into. The gooner is kept in a state of purported or exaggerated mental stupor and incoherence through extreme edging and blueballs. Gooners in this context will post about challenging one another, gooning with friends (there’s a big overlap with the gay hookup and mutual masturbation scene. If you’re on Grindr you’ve probably seen some dude looking “to goon with buddies” or w/e), gooning as paypigging or tribute for online dommes/etc, gooning and humiliation play, and so forth.
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This is the most intense and in depth explanation of gooning I've ever seen, thank you very much. I can't really say I understand the desire to do it, but at least I now know what it is.
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And here I just thought it was the kids picking a new, worse word for edging. The more you know I suppose 
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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My impression has been that the positive description of gooning is essentially turning masturbating into a serious hobby with the time investment that that implies. I learned most of what I know from this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgzIj1gZFrc
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do The Ladies ever 'goon'?
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Feral Integral posted:do The Ladies ever 'goon'? I think that in order to goon having an orgasm has to be easy. Also, its pointless when you don't really need to worry about a refractory period.
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I have faith that ladies will find a way to goon if they want to.
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equal opporgoonity
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Yeah, I think "gooning" is just the practice of delaying orgasm and gratification to increase the intensity of release, which is a fairly common practice even in regular intercourse and what not. But I guess in this case it's taken to an extreme where it lasts hours or something. Not sure why it's called "gooning"
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BiggerBoat posted:Yeah, I think "gooning" is just the practice of delaying orgasm and gratification to increase the intensity of release, which is a fairly common practice even in regular intercourse and what not. But I guess in this case it's taken to an extreme where it lasts hours or something. Not sure why it's called "gooning" Although goons are frequently edgelords, I don't think that gooning and edging are the same thing.
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BiggerBoat posted:Yeah, I think "gooning" is just the practice of delaying orgasm and gratification to increase the intensity of release, which is a fairly common practice even in regular intercourse and what not. But I guess in this case it's taken to an extreme where it lasts hours or something. Not sure why it's called "gooning" Maybe it's to honour Arsenal, also know as The Gooners, who have been edging their fans for a couple of decades now. Always so close to a title, never finishing!
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Jedit posted:Although goons are frequently edgelords, I don't think that gooning and edging are the same thing. Gooning lies within the domain of edging. While you can edge but not goon, you cannot goon without edging.
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The way I understood it spending all day glazing yourself in a dark basement is gooning regardless of whether edging is involved.
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Also while edging can happen without porn, I think with gooning porn definitionally has to be involved.
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There is a multiple orgasm joke here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it
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RFC2324 posted:There is a multiple orgasm joke here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it I thought that was the clitoris joke.
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what’s the best, least razor/clipper way to get hair off of a scrotum? Is it something like Nair?
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Laser hair removal. Chemical hair remover on genitals is not a great idea.
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You have to shave before getting lasered, before every treatment. The least razor way is waxing/sugaring 
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