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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Plant oils, mostly

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DTaeKim
Aug 16, 2009

I believe the Ancient Greeks used copious amounts of olive oil.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

two fish posted:

What was used for lube in pre-modern times?

Hawk Tuah

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

why do you think whales are endangered?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

RFC2324 posted:

why do you think whales are endangered?

I don't think it's because they don't use enough lube.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Jedit posted:

I don't think it's because they don't use enough lube.

lube gets washed away in the water

two fish
Jun 13, 2023

Aren't vegetable oils a bad idea to leave sitting inside the body?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

two fish posted:

Aren't vegetable oils a bad idea to leave sitting inside the body?

so is doing cocaine to get rid of the ghosts in your blood...

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.



One should only insert the lather of the sex whale into the body

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


We didn't figure out vaginal douching was bad until the 20th century, might be a case of 2 wrongs making a right

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007
PIggybacking off the ancient lube question, what are some examples of historical/ancient contraceptives? I know there were some plants that were purported to work, but I can't remember what they are. Hemlock? Or am I really mixing things up badly here?

Percy the Panzer
Feb 8, 2006

"Peep peep" Said Percy the Panzer.
I want to say the ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung as a cervical cap or something but I could easily be mistaken there.

Edit: Allegedly a Coca Cola douche was a thing immediately post sex to kill sperm. (Brain now shouting that's something I read on Snopes.com).

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Didn't the Romans drive a plant extinct because it had mild contraceptive properties?

DeadlyMuffin
Jul 3, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

The Door Frame posted:

Didn't the Romans drive a plant extinct because it had mild contraceptive properties?

Silphium.

There was an article a while back where someone thought they'd rediscovered it in Turkey somewhere. I'd have to dig it up.

Edit: found the article I remembered. No idea how trustworthy it is

Miracle Plant Used in Ancient Greece Rediscovered After 2,000 Years - GreekReporter.com https://greekreporter.com/2025/08/21/plant-ancient-greece-rediscovered/

DeadlyMuffin fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Oct 15, 2025

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016
Are you talking an actual contraceptive plant, or an abortion plant?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

ambassadorofsodomy posted:

Are you talking an actual contraceptive plant, or an abortion plant?

Both.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


IIRC (and I am not an ethnobotanist) several of the proposed Silphium candidates are high in phytoestrogens so it's not completely impossible that a tea made from concentrated resin might have abortifacent or contraceptive properties

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
In general it’s not like it is in fantasy novels. “Abortion drugs” were pretty much just taking various poisons and hoping you got the dose right that it hosed you up so bad you didn’t quite die.

Scott Baculum
Oct 20, 2007

Venerado, intrepido, y lagomorfo periodista de primera clase
a polite euphemism for “repeated blunt force trauma to the lower abdomen”

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

There was a lot of usage of herbs (such as pennyroyal and rue) as abortifacients, and a whole bunch of those are liable to gently caress your poo poo up if you get the dosage wrong.

There's also evidence of pessaries made of all everything from resin, to various plant matter, to crocodile dung. The pull-out method was also very popular basically worldwide.

Silphium is a bit up in the air, since we don't know what it actually was and it miiiiight be extinct. That and they attributed basically every medical use under the sun to it at some point. It might have had some contraceptive or abortifacient properties to it, might not have. We don't even really know why it potentially went extinct, and it was most likely a combination of factors like overharvesting and desertification.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


two fish
Jun 13, 2023

Why did they think it was a good idea to insert fecal matter into the vagina?

Percy the Panzer
Feb 8, 2006

"Peep peep" Said Percy the Panzer.
Would you want to bang that?

AngryRobotsInc
Aug 2, 2011

two fish posted:

Why did they think it was a good idea to insert fecal matter into the vagina?

Ancient medicine was pretty....buckwild from our modern perspective. There's a lot where we know something was done, but not why. It's often a mix of folk magic, ritual magic, pattern recognition with certain plants and materials having certain effects, and "Who the gently caress knows why they believed this, but at least some people did."

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I mean you don't have to travel into the past to see people imbue their medical practices with superstition and dumb cultural baggage.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Place this radium pad inside your underwear for increased virility

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


homeopathy's purported efficacy stems from the fact that 'drink some water' had better health outcomes than the mainstream medical treatments of its day, like eating antimony or bloodletting

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

The combo of pre-scientific method and only loose regulation of medical practice bred all sorts of horrors; scammers retain and use the language of that period now to attack "allopathic" and "heroic" medicine and equivocate with their own bullshit.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Oct 17, 2025

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The Door Frame posted:

Place this radium pad inside your underwearforum for increased virilitystability and load-bearing slurs.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

D-Pad posted:

So recently I have occasionally had this thing where I will ejaculate a decent amount without an orgasm and then have a normal orgasm with a normal amount of ejaculate about a minute later. This is not pre-ejaculate it's the real stuff and it shoots out the same and everything. I've only noticed it during masturbation but it could be happening during sex without me noticing. It's kind of annoying because it will happen with no warning without me being prepared for cleanup and I haven't finished and don't want to stop. It doesn't cause me to lose my erection or interfere with my ability to keep going to orgasm but nonetheless annoying.

Is this a thing, I haven't heard of it before? Google just gives me results about premature ejactulation and this is different. I think, maybe I misunderstood what premature ejaculation is because I always thought it was having an actual orgasm before you wanted to and thus the fun stops. Should I be worried? I don't think I should but want to check just in case. I did start testosterone about 5 months ago so maybe it's related to that? I dunno it's just weird and I want more info.

I'm not sure anybody cares but this has progressed some. Basically about 75% of the time I shoot two full loads. The first one there is no orgasm/pleasure and I don't enter a refractory period and the second one is a normal orgasm. It's weird and I don't know how I'm even producing so much. My doctor basically shrugged as all my blood work etc is fine and I have no other symptoms or any kind of sexual dysfunction.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
I don’t really want to post a “and then I stood up and clapped” story about guys I’ve dated, but to reassure you, tl;dr this appears to be a thing and I wouldn’t worry. I guess you can DM if you want more details if that would be helpful somehow?

You’re right about premature ejaculation, btw, this isn’t that. “Male multiple orgasms” (even though it’s technically ejaculation without orgasming) might give you more info

Anne Whateley fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Oct 21, 2025

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Anne Whateley posted:

I don’t really want to post a “and then I stood up and clapped” story about guys I’ve dated, but to reassure you, tl;dr this appears to be a thing and I wouldn’t worry. I guess you can DM if you want more details if that would be helpful somehow?

You’re right about premature ejaculation, btw, this isn’t that. “Male multiple orgasms” (even though it’s technically ejaculation without orgasming) might give you more info

God I wish I just had two orgasms that would be amazing. Instead it's just a really big mess I don't want to clean up because I don't want to stop and clean until I've actually had the second one that is an orgasm.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
How long are your, ah... "intermissions" - is it fairly quick or are you basically starting all over after the first one? Does your sensitivity change afterwards or is it like nothing happened at all except the mess?

Given that it's a purely autonomous reaction that we can, at best, control the circumstances under which it's triggered, it's amazing that orgasms are as consistent across individuals as they are. This might just be the way your body functions right now, which could change with other circumstances.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

After The War posted:

How long are your, ah... "intermissions" - is it fairly quick or are you basically starting all over after the first one? Does your sensitivity change afterwards or is it like nothing happened at all except the mess?

Given that it's a purely autonomous reaction that we can, at best, control the circumstances under which it's triggered, it's amazing that orgasms are as consistent across individuals as they are. This might just be the way your body functions right now, which could change with other circumstances.

Anywhere from 30 seconds to several minutes. It's like nothing happened at all. The other annoying thing is there is no feeling of buildup like with an orgasm so I can't anticipate it's about to happen it just suddenly shoots.

two fish
Jun 13, 2023

Do people engaging in scat end up getting sick from fecal pathogens?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

two fish posted:

Do people engaging in scat end up getting sick from fecal pathogens?

Some do.

two fish
Jun 13, 2023

Is this seen as a desirable outcome, or as an unfortunate side effect of the practice?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016
Probably depends on how much of a freak you are.

two fish
Jun 13, 2023

Thank you, ambassador of sodomy.

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Scott Baculum
Oct 20, 2007

Venerado, intrepido, y lagomorfo periodista de primera clase
like with any kink, you could probably poll a dozen different people who are into the same stuff/consume or purchase the same content/are similarly active in their particular “scene” etc, and get a dozen wildly different and divergent answers that go down wildly different rabbit holes in terms of their internal lives and personal histories and whatnot

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