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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Necrosexual :unsmigghh:

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


in 20 years time will transracial people be the next big thing?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010


Nap Ghost

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

in 20 years time will transracial people be the next big thing?

Transhuman. My true form is a brain floating in a tank which is connected to a killbot of some sort.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Zeroisanumber posted:

Transhuman. My true form is a brain floating in a tank which is connected to a killbot of some sort.

Hey baby. Wanna kill all humans?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


yes

NIGGER DEATH TURBO
Jul 4, 2013

by Lowtax


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

in 20 years time will transracial people be the next big thing?

why wait 20 years?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012






lol

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



College Slice


You know what you must do.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



Walk down MLK Blvd and say that. :allears:

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

idgi, do they just want to be able to say friend of the family and in their eyes get away with it? if they're so socially sensitive why not call it transblack or whatever the gently caress

Sax Offender
Sep 9, 2007



College Slice

Mike-o posted:

idgi, do they just want to be able to say friend of the family and in their eyes get away with it? if they're so socially sensitive why not call it transblack or whatever the gently caress

It's different when they say it. :whatup:

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.


Mike-o posted:

idgi, do they just want to be able to say friend of the family and in their eyes get away with it? if they're so socially sensitive why not call it transblack or whatever the gently caress

Of course you wouldn't get it, honky

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


blacks are terrible. whites that want to be black are several orders of magnitude worse

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


anyone who says they're trans-ethnic should be taken out back and shot. then all the SJW's that speak up about it being like the pogroms of cleansing of old can be taken out back and shot too. maybe kids these days need a good pogrom to help get them to stop being such nancy pants fuckos

there's only one type of traitor worse than a traitor traitor, and that is a race traitor

we should just take everyone everywhere out back and shoot them to be safe, really. it's more critical than ever something goes catastrophically wrong somewhere so we can just cleanse this human being earth with nuclear fire

maffew buildings fucked around with this message at 03:06 on May 15, 2014

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





maffew buildings posted:

anyone who says they're trans-ethnic should be taken out back and shot. then all the SJW's that speak up about it being like the pogroms of cleansing of old can be taken out back and shot too. maybe kids these days need a good pogrom to help get them to stop being such nancy pants fuckos

there's only one type of traitor worse than a traitor traitor, and that is a race traitor

we should just take everyone everywhere out back and shoot them to be safe, really. it's more critical than ever something goes catastrophically wrong somewhere so we can just cleanse this human being earth with nuclear fire

I think I love you man.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


:stare: So, getting off of transvestites for a moment, another rear end in a top hat is trying to claim their dad was a famous serial killer.

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I happen to know that my DNA is at least 1/5300th African so I can use whatever slurs I want.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009


Saw a bunch of posts in the Current Events thread. Got excited for the nuclear apocalypse and found out it was just B-rad. gently caress Manning. Ruining everything.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


300 turkish miners die due to gross negligence and safety-issue-stonewalling in the government; Erdogan: "lol poo poo happens"; Turks: *gently caress poo poo up*

Also sup maffew

I'm, like, Wesley-Snipes-black mentally

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


Vigilantes in Northern Nigeria killed upwards of 41 suspected Boko Haram members. http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/5/14/nigeria-villagersboko.html I appreciate their 'can do' spirit, whether this will help the current kidnap/hostage situation or if those dudes were even Boko Haram members remains to be seen.

I know I shouldn't ever get my hopes up but with a President named Goodluck Johnathan who dresses so awesome I allowed a shimmer of light into my brain that maybe this won't end horrifically, but that's probably wrong.

Duzzy get hammered and draw reactions to the news on yourself in sharpie please

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

that whole nigeria thing is just gods revenge for all the scams those fucks try to pull. also because lol africa.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

Cross posting from the Games thread


Gonna play the gently caress outta this












http://time.com/99375/kim-jong-un-video-game/

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



quote:

Moneyhorse Games CEO Jeff Miller told the Guardian that the company hopes to “carefully walk the line of satire without being an apologist for the regime.”

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Bonus level: how many political dissidents can you execute by mortar in 30 seconds?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bonus level: how many political dissidents can you execute by mortar in 30 seconds?

All of them, I bet

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed




Grimey Drawer

is there dlc you can buy to get a spotter and more effectively kill dissidents?

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.


I like that someone decided to call their game company money horse.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003



College Slice

Somewhere in D&D an apologist is LITERALLY SHAKING right now.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/5/15/eastern-ukrainiansfleetowest.html Eastern Ukranian's aren't having a very good time and rabble rousers are having their names, faces and locations posted to "MyTurnip", the most popular Russian social media site at which point nice men in ski masks and track suits pay them home visits. Kiev willing to talk to dissidents, but since all dissidents are terrorists, they aren't really talking to many folks.

But it's cool, Biden's son is going to work for some Ukranian oil company and Obama, uhhhh, has promised more, uhhhh, sanctions that will uhhhh, appreciably impact, ah, Russia's interests

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004



maffew buildings posted:

Obama, uhhhh, has promised more, uhhhh, sanctions that will uhhhh, appreciably impact, ah, Russia's interests

That's pretty good, but you didn't whiSStle your uhh your SSSes.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/5/15/net-neutrality-fcc.html

I'm not even going to try and read about this on any other news site, it took me three tries to wrap my head around this article. The level of retard ball being played in the FCC is astounding and the idea of providers being able to charge companies like Netflix for faster connections to their end consumer is pretty jacked in my opinion. However I am sure that the staunchest of sweater wearing, micro-brew drinking opponents of this, being as how it will slight smaller businesses, will fully support the "two-tiered internet" once they realize they may occasionally experience slight lag on House of Cards night with their girlfriend.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003



College Slice

That article posted:

The new rules would position the FCC to serve as a referee between online content providers and telecom companies, determining which actions are “commercially reasonable”

That's really the only thing anyone needs to read. They super pinky-swear promise to evaluate every situation as it comes up in a totally fair manner. Comcast won, and will have these decisions bought and paid for before they even begin. (like they did for the whole issue, start to finish)

Courthouse
Jul 23, 2013


SumYungGui posted:

That's really the only thing anyone needs to read. They super pinky-swear promise to evaluate every situation as it comes up in a totally fair manner. Comcast won, and will have these decisions bought and paid for before they even begin. (like they did for the whole issue, start to finish)

Well, with any luck they will grossly overstep and have a popular rebellion on their hands resulting in some populist legislating to restore order.

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

I WILL DERAIL ANY THREAD TO DEFEND PEOPLE WHO CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSES BECAUSE I THINK THEY CAN DO NO WRONG. DO NOT LISTEN TO ME. I AM FUCKING STUPID.


Fun Shoe

maffew buildings posted:

http://america.aljazeera.com/articles/2014/5/15/net-neutrality-fcc.html

I'm not even going to try and read about this on any other news site, it took me three tries to wrap my head around this article. The level of retard ball being played in the FCC is astounding and the idea of providers being able to charge companies like Netflix for faster connections to their end consumer is pretty jacked in my opinion. However I am sure that the staunchest of sweater wearing, micro-brew drinking opponents of this, being as how it will slight smaller businesses, will fully support the "two-tiered internet" once they realize they may occasionally experience slight lag on House of Cards night with their girlfriend.

Nah, you're looking at it the wrong way. Use this as an outreach issue, I'm pretty sure this is one time where a majority of people who yell about guns on the internet would fully support armed militia members hanging around the FCC offices.

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011



"I will make the internet faster" is going to be the guns god and religion of future American politics.

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Perry'd.


It should all be regulated as a utility anyway, due to the fact that not having access to some kind of broadband connection puts individuals at a severe economic disadvantage these days.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

psydude posted:

It should all be regulated as a utility anyway, due to the fact that not having access to some kind of broadband connection puts individuals at a severe economic disadvantage these days.

Then go to the library you poor

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3937 days!


Cole posted:

Then go to the library you poor

And wait in line behind teenagers playing flash games for your 30 minute time slot on a virus-ridden shitbox.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003



College Slice

It should be a utility because telecom companies are slimy dirt balls that can't be trusted with a monopoly. They've proven time and time again that they don't give a sideways flying gently caress about investing in their infrastructure. They rake in billions and we have internet on par with developing countries. gently caress their whining about the costs of infrastructure. All the old stuff (i.e. everything we still use) has paid for itself multiple times over by now because it's beyond lovely and decades old while the new stuff was paid for by taxes anyway. But investing in something that isn't their CEO's newest mega yacht is such a terrible burden that they apparently can't handle it, so take it away from them.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


This is one situation where we should be copying the UK.

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