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MazelTovCocktail
Jun 23, 2012

Gritty's gonna cut you.


Bolow posted:

You have to hold 3 of 5 provinces, have gavelkind succession and pay 250 gold

:golfclap:

Especially considering ISIS use paradox games for generating the maps they put out.

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Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008



Mr. Nice! posted:

Malaki is just setting up his exit strategy. He's going to allow Russian corporations/mercenaries free reign in Iraq and will quietly disappear to some part of the Russian federation when it all falls apart.

So how far are we from Malaki breaking with the US? I thought he was waaaay too deep into the State dept. pocket to ever crawl his way out, but the way things are going I'm getting sort of curious as to what it would actually take.

Turkey has a lot to gain from a Kurdish state on the south of their border. Would take a lot of the heat out of the domestic Kurdish insurgency, and they could even play the Kurds against each others even more. Of course, it could also be a massive liability. I for one would be so happy about a Kurdish state, maybe it could be That Other Place in the Middle East that isn't poo poo by default :unsmith:

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001


Derek Dominoe posted:

No! You see, Islam is a religion of peace and this is just a strange extreme event, not at all like the very founding and continuous history of Muslims until someone beats them back from their border.


Bring back Ferdinand and Isabella Charles Martel.

Bring back Lemay. Bring back Sherman. Bring back Nathan Bedford Forrest. Bring back Rommel. Bring back Sitting bull and Geronimo. And for gods sake someone bring back the duke and Johnny loving Cash while we're at it.

It's time to play cowboys and Indians Cowboys, Confederates Commie Killers, Ironic Nazis, Kluxers, and Chiefs versus Muslims.

Or as I like to say: "GiP Two: Electric Bugaloo: The Deployining. Part deux tres'. Or whatever human being French word for American three is.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night





Lol

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Obama Africanus posted:

Bring back Lemay. Bring back Sherman. Bring back Nathan Bedford Forrest. Bring back Rommel. Bring back Sitting bull and Geronimo. And for gods sake someone bring back the duke and Johnny loving Cash while we're at it.

It's time to play cowboys and Indians Cowboys, Confederates Commie Killers, Ironic Nazis, Kluxers, and Chiefs versus Muslims.

Or as I like to say: "GiP Two: Electric Bugaloo: The Deployining. Part deux tres'. Or whatever human being French word for American three is.

Use the same technology that's been keeping Hitler's brain alive in Argentina to resurrect Saddam and have him bring these Sand People back under the heavy yoke they desire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRRAi-XC8xw

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.


Sjurygg posted:

So how far are we from Malaki breaking with the US? I thought he was waaaay too deep into the State dept. pocket to ever crawl his way out, but the way things are going I'm getting sort of curious as to what it would actually take.

Turkey has a lot to gain from a Kurdish state on the south of their border. Would take a lot of the heat out of the domestic Kurdish insurgency, and they could even play the Kurds against each others even more. Of course, it could also be a massive liability. I for one would be so happy about a Kurdish state, maybe it could be That Other Place in the Middle East that isn't poo poo by default :unsmith:

Maliki essentially broke from the US years ago, possibly before we'd even completely left. What may confuse people is that him not listening to a drat word the US gov has said has not prevented or even slowed us down from handing him a bunch of free stuff, but Iraq's not alone in that regard.

The Kurdish thing is a lot less cut and dry than y'all are making it sound. I find it implausible that Erdogan has really flipped from airstriking the Kurds to suddenly wanting them as neighbors in just a matter of weeks, but Erdogan's coming apart at the seams as is and it's somewhat hopeless to make sense of him. Similarly there are so many internal divisions and disagreements between the Turkish-side PKK, the non-PKK Kurdish Turks, Iraqi and Persian and Syrian Turks etc etc etc; I've had Kurds personally try to explain it to me and there were so many simultaneously contradicting narratives swirling around it's nearly as bad as the Arabs. Keep in mind the PKK are also nationalist socialists (or were, depending on who you ask, who may give you a different answer 15 minutes later.)

GreenCard78
Apr 25, 2005

It's all in the game, yo.


Mustang posted:

Will be pretty funny if this new Caliph gets bombed by a drone, then what would they do?

Kill each other over the successor.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012





GreenCard78 posted:

Kill each other over the successor.

What's old is new again.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


id have more respect for these jokers if their boss was called the sultan. caliph is such a lame title

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Grand Vizier or God-King

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.


Has anyone ever claimed to be the caliph since it was officially abolished or are these jerks the first?

vains
May 26, 2004


Full Battle Rattle posted:

Has anyone ever claimed to be the caliph since it was officially abolished or are these jerks the first?

caliphelate these nuts.

A few, the title was only officially abolished in Turkey in 1920. Those guys never had a real strong claim to the title and were barely recognized outside the Ottoman Empire.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Is this something to do with Gozer or Zuul?

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

holocaust bloopers posted:

Is this something to do with Gozer or Zuul?

"Gozer the Traveler, he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants they chose a new form for him... that of a Giant Sloar! many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you."

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Uh guys...I forgot to clear my mind of all thoughts...





































































Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




I heard there was a Lena Dunham picture in here so I came running.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002





:wtf: am I looking at?

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001


DoktorLoken posted:

:wtf: am I looking at?

Why Islam will probably win because everyone capable of using appropriate measures on them will be zonked out on seroquel sitting in the day room with the rest of the inpatients watching reruns of Girls and giving each other Joey Lawrence haircuts while drooling. At least all the tardive dyskinesia will look hillarious when it manifests as seig heils.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

I can't think of anything worse than a giant naked Lena Dunham coming to destroy the world. The only solution would be to irradiate Whip so he could hate gently caress it into submission.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009



dear god what :barf:


Whip Slagcheek posted:

there was a Lena Dunham picture in here so I came

gross

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


I'd rather die choking on marshmallow than her giant strands of falling, matted pubes crushing me to death.

bloops fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jun 30, 2014

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits.

:nms:http://imgur.com/PpO30hw

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


gently caress why did i click that

vains
May 26, 2004


Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

gently caress why did i click that

So you can touch yourself at night.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


the only touching of myself i want to do right now is putting my thumbs into the back of my eye sockets

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

:thunk:
Have you considered not attending the Captain's Career Course?
:thunk:


Lazy Reservist posted:

Nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits.

:nms:http://imgur.com/PpO30hw

So true. Why the gently caress does she get naked all the god damned time?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Mustang posted:

So true. Why the gently caress does she get naked all the god damned time?

Because feminism.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


cuz that fat acceptance horseshit has gotten out of control, just like all the tranny nonsense and this weird idea that we should allow muslims to live

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


palate cleanser
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/zNYYwue.jpg

Don't probate me thanks

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





holocaust bloopers posted:

palate cleanser
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/zNYYwue.jpg

Don't probate me thanks

Thank you.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


She seems like a nice young woman

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Mr. Nice! posted:

Thank you.

You don't ban me like that oval office Whip does.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


holocaust bloopers posted:

palate cleanser
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/zNYYwue.jpg

Don't probate me thanks

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!



is her vagina sick?

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch


She'd actually have decent, perky little boobs too if she lost like 40 lbs.

As an additional palate cleanser:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005





Thanks for that, but let's get this thread back on the subject of current events and not so much fat hipsters.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009


allah ackbar *cuts off a shiite head*

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Since I'm equal opportunity and it's Pride month, here's something for N4i.
:nws:
http://i.imgur.com/Hl4oef7.jpg

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night




Why does the military hate the native americans??????

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Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Lazy Reservist posted:

Nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits.

:nms:http://imgur.com/PpO30hw
Then on top of that she's got a bunch of ugly tattoos to put the cherry on top of the rancid pile of poo poo.

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