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Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



Godholio posted:

Well to be fair we treat most of our nearby neighbors like poo poo, too.

But Canada loving deserves it those poutine huffing, syrup chugging communists

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006




Bolow posted:

But Canada loving deserves it those poutine huffing, syrup chugging communists

We must invade immediately, in order to protect the ethnic US Moose population from the fascist gay lumberjack hockey players.

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp


Yea from what we've seen in videos and poo poo they have commanders/specops from russia calling the shots and directing poo poo because theres no way the rebel "leader" whose wasted 24/7 is putting up the semi-competent defense like they have been.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

what is canada good for anyway? at least mexico supplies weed.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Cole posted:

what is canada good for anyway? at least mexico supplies weed.

Mexican weed is poo poo. Canadian weed is much better.

Mexico provides telenovelas.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Acting as a stopover to travel to Cuba.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002





Cole posted:

what is canada good for anyway? at least mexico supplies weed.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Cole posted:

what is canada good for anyway? at least mexico supplies weed.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?







kidding

Blotto Skorzany
Nov 7, 2008

He's a PSoC, loose and runnin'
came the whisper from each lip
And he's here to do some business with
the bad ADC on his chip
bad ADC on his chiiiiip


Today's Vlad Putin gets highhhhhhh on youuuuuuuuuuuu, the space he invades he gets byyyyy on youuuuu

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



You forgot about



and

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

so what i am gathering is nuke canadaearth

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you




modedit: too much beiber for one table.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


The real solution is to exterminate Canada's population and strip it for resources.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The real solution is to exterminate Canada's population and strip it for resources.

Start with Alberta.

MazelTovCocktail
Jun 23, 2012

Gritty's gonna cut you.


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

The real solution is to exterminate Canada's population and strip it for resources.

Well that was War Plan Crimson...well it didn't say exterminate, but it did have preemptive gas strikes.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002





http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs..._washingtonpost

quote:

Israeli forces "engaged the donkey and it exploded at a safe distance,” the army wrote in a blog post. The statement condemned the use of “animals as explosives couriers.”

:jihad::horse:

Also, Russia banned several notable Americans from entering Russia: http://en.ria.ru/politics/20140719/191039234/Russia-Bans-Entry-to-12-US-Citizens-in-Response-to-Sanctions--.html

quote:

Richard Butler - Rear Admiral, Commander of U.S. Forces group on the basis of "Guantanamo"

Gladys Kessler - Senior District Court Judge District of Columbia

Ricardo Sanchez - Lieutenant General, Commander of U.S. troops in Iraq in 2003-2004.,

Janis Karpinski - Head special prison "Abu Ghraib" in 2003-2004.

Stephen Jordan - a retired lieutenant colonel, led the interrogation of prisoners.

Iwan Frederick - former Sergeant

Jwala Davis - a former sergeant

Charles Greiner - former soldier

Sabrina Harman - a former soldier

Jeremy Sivits - former soldier

Linndi England - a former soldier

Yisrael Rivera - a former soldier

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Flying_Crab fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Jul 19, 2014

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008




Well lucky for them most of the former are probably too smart to spend any time in Russia, and most of the latter don't know where Russia is.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.



quote:

Israel's military said soldiers have also reported incidents where militants have strapped explosive belts to dogs.

And you people defend these monsters

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!


Poor dogs. :ohdear:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.


Snowdens Secret posted:

And you people defend these monsters

Our internal security forces don't even bother with excuses to shoot our dogs. We're used to it.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 26 hours!


Soiled Meat

Snowdens Secret posted:

And you people defend these monsters

Yup, last straw. Gonna go chop off my foreskin and take up the kikey cause. I can't murder browns hard enough after reading that.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.


joat mon posted:

Our internal security forces don't even bother with excuses to shoot our dogs. We're used to it.

Please don't call Whip an 'internal security force'

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Snowdens Secret posted:

Please don't call Whip an 'internal security force'

Hush, he might figure out the sherrif badge SA gave him is made of chocolate.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007



KirbyKhan posted:

Yup, last straw. Gonna go chop off my foreskin and take up the kikey cause. I can't murder browns hard enough after reading that.

No anteater dicks allowed in gip imho

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


So much like the other notable false flags of Newtown, 9/11 and the Boston bombings, the corpses in the MH17 crash were already dead days before the plane went down.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Snowdens Secret posted:

And you people defend these monsters

not defending israel is not the same thing as defending the mud men

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Snowdens Secret posted:

And you people defend these monsters



They are all mud men really.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Frankly I'm more concerned about the dogs and cats in the area than any of the "humans" affected.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


I'd choose a goldfish over a Palestinian tbqh

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Or a Jew. Shim and Mel Brooks excepted, of course.

chemosh6969
Jul 3, 2004

code:
cat /dev/null > /etc/professionalism

I am in fact a massive asswagon.
Do not let me touch computer.


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They found a survivor. :ohdear:



Unlike Pilot Parker, this one only had the stuffing knocked out of him a bit.

I'd be happy if someone planted a Travelocity Travel Gnome in the wreckage.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001


I'm strangely comfortable conflating Jews with goldfish for some reason I can't explain, but feels similar to why I'm so pro-Israel.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001


Genetics :shrug:

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005





From the plane in Ukraine. It didn't keep him safe after all.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


white privilege posted:



From the plane in Ukraine. It didn't keep him safe after all.

Have a phoneposting uh oh?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pt belts attract russian missiles

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005



EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Have a phoneposting uh oh?

nah. screenshot someone took I guess. found it on reddit.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you


chemosh6969 posted:

I'd be happy if someone planted a Travelocity Travel Gnome in the wreckage.

:effort:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Shatner is gonna be pissed.

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