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Doseku
Nov 9, 2009

MassRafTer posted:



Let's enter the paint factory!

Level 4:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEd5ZIL_mEs

I'm going to say that your delivery is perfect for this game. The way you sound so depressed seems to match yellow's attitude during the levels.

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Iron Chitlin
Sep 3, 2011

I need to use the bathroom!


I miss Stolen...

Mission 2: The Forsythe

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
Quick to Anger
You scurvy shyster bastard!

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME


Pt. 2 where I get incredibly baffled multiple times and am bad at parkour magnetism.
Same crew as pt.1

chocolatekake
Jul 31, 2013

Cake? Chocolate.


Part 6
The last two main game levels. Super special secret levels coming up next.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ramos posted:

This is going to be good, I can already tell. :allears:


I wonder how many people are on the credits for this game, it seems like an intern job or something someone did on some off time.

The team that ported this to PS1 and removed the math stuff has to be laughably small.

nendymion posted:

I'm going to say that your delivery is perfect for this game. The way you sound so depressed seems to match yellow's attitude during the levels.

Thanks. I didn't even realize I was doing it for a minute or two and it just fit the mood of this game and its world.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

TieTuesday posted:

Pt. 2 where I get incredibly baffled multiple times and am bad at parkour magnetism.
Same crew as pt.1

So this is what would have happened if RChimp had done his LP live.

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

EasilyConfused posted:

So this is what would have happened if RChimp had done his LP live.

TieTuesday's LP is a good example of why you shouldn't definitely should LP open world games blind.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

Did I?
Grimey Drawer
Man, now that my videos are finally up in the OP, I feel really guilty about being so lazy in making new ones. Time to get back to the making videos business!

Edit:

Sorry for the long delay, you few crazy people actually watching my LP of Cataclysm. New material for you masochists is already planned and maybe uploaded by the end of the week.

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME


part III

Plan is to stream more tomorrow at some point over at hitbox.tv/tietuesday

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

TieTuesday posted:



part III

Plan is to stream more tomorrow at some point over at hitbox.tv/tietuesday

Don't worry, not all the assassination missions are 'follow a person', some of them are 'follow a boat!' :v:

That's right, you'll be taking part in the game's very first boat stealth section soon.

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011




Alright, episode 3!
I may be posting 2 videos this week since I probably won't be able to next week.

Jin and I already have up to episode 5 recorded, but if anyone would like to join us for episode 6 or beyond that, just drop me a PM and we'll work something out!

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME

Neruz posted:

Don't worry, not all the assassination missions are 'follow a person', some of them are 'follow a boat!' :v:

That's right, you'll be taking part in the game's very first boat stealth section soon.

Are you loving kidding me right now?

At least we may be able to learn some more @Boatfacts.

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

TieTuesday posted:

Are you loving kidding me right now?

At least we may be able to learn some more @Boatfacts.

I am not kidding you there are boat stealth sections where you basically just steer your boat between the various red cones of enemy boat vision and occasionally get caught anyway because a boat decided to turn for no good reson.

Use the minimap when you get to them, for the love of god use the minimap do not try and do it by eyeball.

Sleepwise
Jul 9, 2012


Alright chaps! Started a WWF Smackdown 2 LP after SimoSimo gave me the nostalgia bug. It's been a rollicking good time so far, highs, lows, tears, a strange musk that just won't go away, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RILFgn9uJMg

Part One sees the creation of a new breed of wrestler, genetically engineered in the WWF laboratories for the express purpose of busting spines. What needs changing? Does my mic need to come down, should I slow my pace, am I lisping too much? Should I simply gently caress off and die in a ditch of your choosing? YOU BE THE JUDGE.

Sleepwise fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Jul 18, 2014

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Ramos posted:

That boss rush at the end just felt so very out of place. I wonder if you were supposed to just last as long as possible and then get credits when you inevitably died.

I think the boss rush stage is normally just an optional thing that unlocks after you beat the game. Based on how the game looped itself, and from my own vague recollections of Enforcer, multiplayer just dutifully runs all of the maps in order.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


Yellow's sad and miserable existence continues in the stamping zone. Green knows about potential embezzlement, what is a candy to do?

Level 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOF_sAOJSwo

Killer Emcee
May 19, 2010

"Looks like your angel has misplaced her halo."


Chapter 1-1

Doseku
Nov 9, 2009

Collapse: Episode 23 - Inside

We are finally approaching the endgame and it still wants to throw platforming sections at us.

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME


Pt.4 where I get a little frustrated but then become a king so it works out ok.
(Beginning of the second stream, with A_Raving_Loon, P.A. Master, Madithen, KillerEmcee, and a dash of thevoiceofdog)

azren
Feb 14, 2011


MassRafTer posted:



Yellow's sad and miserable existence continues in the stamping zone. Green knows about potential embezzlement, what is a candy to do?

Level 5: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOF_sAOJSwo

Dude, you seriously need one of these. :v:

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

TieTuesday posted:



Pt.4 where I get a little frustrated but then become a king so it works out ok.
(Beginning of the second stream, with A_Raving_Loon, P.A. Master, Madithen, KillerEmcee, and a dash of thevoiceofdog)

I lost it at the giant handbrake boat; haven't laughed this hard at an LP since Mercs 2. You guys are magical.
Putting a preventive request you at least attempt to sink the legendary shiboats once it becomes viable.

edit: VVV Which is why I'm specifying the attempt part. Some of them employ pretty nifty tactics that can freak the hell out of an unprepared captain.

anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jul 23, 2014

Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

anilEhilated posted:

I lost it at the giant handbrake boat; haven't laughed this hard at an LP since Mercs 2. You guys are magical.
Putting a preventive request you at least attempt to sink the legendary shiboats once it becomes viable.

Dude without either being genuinely good at botes (hahahahahahahaha) or having the top tier bote upgrades (which you can't even unlock until the later parts of the game) attempting to fight the legendaries is either a futile exercise in insanity or a really boring slog where you hide in their one blind spot and punt cannonballs into them for half an hour.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Tear 'em to shreds goddamn it!


Mission 11: Hébécrevon

We keep following the Panzer Lehr Division, this time arriving at the town of Hébécrevon.

Wikipedia apparently labels this as a critical battle that led to the victory of the allied forces in the St-Lo campaign but there's very little information to support this in a cursory look on google. :shrug:

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Jul 23, 2014

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.

TieTuesday posted:



Pt.4 where I get a little frustrated but then become a king so it works out ok.
(Beginning of the second stream, with A_Raving_Loon, P.A. Master, Madithen, KillerEmcee, and a dash of thevoiceofdog)
Okay I've been LOVING this stream and you are just fantastic to listen to Tie.

Holy gently caress the things that happen to you in this game are incredible but, you can totally disable alarms by pressing a button next to them, for future reference :v:

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


Hello, I'm trying a new thing. Life is stressful, and I play video games to relax and unwind. What better way to chill out after a long, hard day than to play a difficult and very frustrating video game?

Dark Souls 2 is a good video game for chilling out. So I decided that I would play through the game and not get worked up and mad at the total bullshit that goes on in it via the power of relaxation. I personally don't think it's fit for a thread because I kind of ignore the story and stuff so I'm glad this thread exists. Here is the first part. It's probably still processing right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNIQ8ZHwlro

(Don't worry they won't all be a million hours long)

CJacobs fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Jul 24, 2014

TurboC
Sep 6, 2009

It's been a while but....


PORTAL 2: CO-OP UPDATE!


Episode 3 - Hard-Light Surfaces


Missed an update? Check the Table of Contents below!

Table of Contents
Episode 1
Episode 2 - Mass & Velocity
Episode 3 - Hard-Light Surfaces

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!


It's boxing day, now instead of glitchy obstacles we get really awful, clunky platforming, pure chocolate heaven.



Level 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Dy8clMCcM


azren posted:

Dude, you seriously need one of these. :v:

Don't worry about me, I'll be fine as long as I have this game.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Man, even Yellow's starting to feel the part. :(

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ramos posted:

Man, even Yellow's starting to feel the part. :(

He's holding up pretty well given he's been put on this Earth with a generic soulless name, bearing a corporate logo on his chest with the only companionship he has constantly belittling and demeaning him. It's tragic.

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!


Episode 1
Episode 2 (New!)

Here is another episode of Let's Chill to Dark Souls 2. I guess I'll be posting one a day or so. I'm trying a new audio setup so hopefully it doesn't peak as much, let me know if it sounds better.

Prythian
Aug 6, 2012

sweet dreams

MassRafTer posted:



It's boxing day, now instead of glitchy obstacles we get really awful, clunky platforming, pure chocolate heaven.



Level 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Dy8clMCcM


Don't worry about me, I'll be fine as long as I have this game.

For the record, you may have noticed sometimes you open up a box and instead of getting a helmet or minis, instead you get a fragment of the M&M logo? In each level there's like 3 or 4 of these (I can't remember how many it takes) so that you end up with a full one, and that's one of the formulas that the minis tore up. Getting these was (ostensibly) the primary goal of the original PC math game, called the Lost Formulas.

...I cannot for the LIFE of me remember or find out what they were for, though. I'm thinking bonus levels or something.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Prythian posted:

For the record, you may have noticed sometimes you open up a box and instead of getting a helmet or minis, instead you get a fragment of the M&M logo? In each level there's like 3 or 4 of these (I can't remember how many it takes) so that you end up with a full one, and that's one of the formulas that the minis tore up. Getting these was (ostensibly) the primary goal of the original PC math game, called the Lost Formulas.

...I cannot for the LIFE of me remember or find out what they were for, though. I'm thinking bonus levels or something.

I'm pretty sure it is for a bonus level. I think there are four. I've found two or three and tried to make a mental note to look for the fourth before some random death or glitch distracts me.

Merry Magpie
Jan 8, 2012

A superstitious cowardly lot.

How are the controls for the HD PC version?
*Watches Leon take damage from the first enemy*
Still bad?

Egg Facts: Aside from coloration, brown and white eggs are functionally identical.

Charles Lindbergh Facts:
Lindbergh was many things: a terrible human being, an anti-Semite, an advocate for murdering "weaker" members of society, and a Nazi sympathizer.
However, he was not a member of the Nazi party.

Everything else Loon said was correct.

Merry Magpie fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jul 25, 2014

Blue Ghost
Dec 12, 2012

TieTuesday posted:



Pt.4 where I get a little frustrated but then become a king so it works out ok.
(Beginning of the second stream, with A_Raving_Loon, P.A. Master, Madithen, KillerEmcee, and a dash of thevoiceofdog)

That steal the boat mission had the exact same problem when I played it, except that du Casse didn't spawn at all even after I killed everyone in the town and on the boat. Ubisoft is bad at making video games that work as intended.

I think you'll really "appreciate" the later boat stealth missions as they are even more comical.

Killer Emcee
May 19, 2010

"Looks like your angel has misplaced her halo."

Merry Magpie posted:

How are the controls for the HD PC version?
*Watches Leon take damage from the first enemy*
Still bad?

Pretty much! Just going to stick with the Xbox 360 controller from here on out! :xd:

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
Quick to Anger

Merry Magpie posted:

Charles Lindbergh Facts:
Lindbergh was many things: a terrible human being, an anti-Semite, an advocate for murdering "weaker" members of society, and a Nazi sympathizer.
However, he was not a member of the Nazi party.

I teach the controversy.

Twiggymouse
Mar 4, 2013

Well, take this with a grain of salt, but

Blue Ghost posted:

That steal the boat mission had the exact same problem when I played it, except that du Casse didn't spawn at all even after I killed everyone in the town and on the boat. Ubisoft is bad at making video games that work as intended.

I had the same issue. Du Casse just wasn't there, and I had to reload.
It's a good thing none of you are pirate scholars, by the by (I'm simply a hobbyist, myself), because some of the stuff they do with the actual historical pirates is really, really dumb.

Also, Pirate U-Boat, you say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psmaw6N9ukw

TieTuesday
Sep 10, 2013

SODA TIME

This is amazing! How did this even happen how can I make this happen?

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Neruz
Jul 23, 2012

A paragon of manliness

TieTuesday posted:

This is amazing! How did this even happen how can I make this happen?

You have to sail for open water and then tip your boat over so that it is upsidedown at the moment the sun sets, the sign of your success will be the green flash as the last light falls below the horizon.

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