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Incombibulator posted:Clarification then: I wouldn't be surprised if he checks in just to see how much we mock him/CIG.
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Eye of Widesauron posted:*guy walking through the stands of the thunderdome with a little paper hat and a small cart*
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:34 |
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I am fully erect.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:37 |
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Skoll posted:I wouldn't be surprised if he checks in just to see how much we mock him/CIG. Yeah, I am pretty sure they have their eyes on the goon threads that aren't hidden from the public. I think they said as much in the past.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:37 |
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Skoll posted:I wouldn't be surprised if he checks in just to see how much we mock him/CIG. "Did anyone see the http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3639730&pagenumber=728 Did they ever explain why Jen got fired? I figure with Chelsea gone all the brown sea's attention went to her instead of someone else.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:38 |
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Incombibulator posted:Clarification then: He doesn't have time for that, he's still posting daily on the wing commander forums!!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:45 |
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OhDearGodNo posted:"Did anyone see the Personal reasons, didn't you hear? Same ones which guarantee Pugh will be joining the Descent project before summer's end
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:46 |
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OhDearGodNo posted:"Did anyone see the No explanations. Maybe she wasn't happy enough for the happy family CIG community team.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:47 |
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Totally willing to offer my photoshop services to Dr. Derek Smart if he'll come back.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:56 |
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sorla78 posted:No explanations. Maybe she wasn't happy enough for the happy family CIG community team. I like to think she didn't approve of the size of strap-on Sandi was using but in reality it was probably because she was a slacker and dead weight around the back-slapping-happy-camp. Yeah, me and "ItsJenVar" (say that like you're really surprised) didn't see eye to eye. Bit above the plebby brown sea and all that.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:58 |
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redwalrus posted:Totally willing to offer my photoshop services to Dr. Derek Smart if he'll come back.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 20:58 |
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Dammit goons. Smart didn't even get two posts in without being ran out or fighting with the fake croberts account. Truly the worst. Leaking something from someone threatening to leak things. HOW DARE YOU?!?!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:04 |
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froody guy posted:He doesn't have time for that, he's still posting daily on the wing commander forums!! The way moderated the CIC forums (he literally banned people who said Wing Commander Arena on the Xbox 360 was poo poo, and I think he actually came over here once to say "Arena is a great game," even) is basically the exact same way the RSI forums are run. That has as much sway as he does really tells you everything about what Roberts wants -- people who drink the Kool-Aid without question. Alex Mayberry left after essentially a year, for heaven's sake. There's going to be an oral history about Star Citizen in five years, and it's going to be amazing.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:05 |
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told u he was my firend
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:07 |
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Didnt the XBL Wing Commander game make a poo poo ton of grognards cry?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:10 |
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redwalrus posted:Totally willing to offer my photoshop services to Dr. Derek Smart if he'll come back. Can you turn this into a fleshlight? It's from here.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:10 |
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Timby posted:That has as much sway as he does really tells you everything about what Roberts wants -- people who drink the Kool-Aid without question. Can confirm. Leaked image of a typical test to become moderator at RSI
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:15 |
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OhDearGodNo posted:"Did anyone see the The Twitch comments during the latest live RtV had constant questions of "where is JenVar?" At then end a Twitcher typed "JenVar and James are at #SDCC"-- but in the show notes after, the bullet only noted "James Pugh attending #SDCC". So, aside from a brief mention in a Reddit post, JenVar's departure remains a secret. One assumes if she was fired, CiG would prefer to keep it that way, lest it invite uncomfortable questions and bolster heretical narratives.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:20 |
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Hello everyone. I am Chris Roberts and I have been reading this thread over the last few months. AMA
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froody guy posted:Can confirm. Leaked image of a typical test to become moderator at RSI sorla78 fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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CommonUserName posted:Are any of the 300's worth a poo poo that they just released for testing? Any POs? Right now they're kind of lame, much like the Avenger. Both the 300 series and the Avenger are being reworked (again), and if the work is being done by Foundry 42, you can bet that the new versions will be tons better than what's in-engine right now. They may end up being decent economy ships. Maybe. WARNING: "Christ Roberts' Space Game" is currently in pre-pre-pre-pre-alpha, and so all features are not yet complete. These include multiplayer, single player, walking, shooting, and flying, along with any sense of excitement, wonder, or joy at the experience you are receiving. Those features will be available in Two Weeks™. Goredema fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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I am really disappointed that Mr. Smart doesn't contact me. I have more money to lose than all those space whale pledgers and Mr. Smart combined and multiplied. I have a contract and a legal right above the other 99 percent to see the ongoing financial circus paperwork. Come back Mr. Smart. I am your space whale that you could ride to modern Internet Valhalla.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:38 |
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What the gently caress dudes, in half an hour you cocksuckers wrecked something that has been building up for a decade.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:46 |
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Lowtechs posted:Noooo we lost him again!!!! Pfffff.... Eonwe > D_Smart D_Smart shot his load and appears to be all spent, Eonwe however will continue to post forever!
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:47 |
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Bootcha posted:I am really disappointed that Mr. Smart doesn't contact me. I have more money to lose than all those space whale pledgers and Mr. Smart combined and multiplied. I have a contract and a legal right above the other 99 percent to see the ongoing financial circus paperwork. After reading how they plan to run the PU architecture you should withdraw right away.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:47 |
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CommonUserName posted:I'm going to go ahead and attempt to derail this poo poo for my own needs. 350R is fun for going fast. The others are just clones of each other with equipment swaps. None of them are particularly good because anything made before the Gladius suffers from not being new and shiny.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:47 |
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Flesh Forge posted:What the gently caress dudes, in half an hour you cocksuckers wrecked something that has been building up for a decade. Derek Smart is just too much of an internet badass for the noted shark tank Games forum of Something Awful
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Bootcha posted:I am really disappointed that Mr. Smart doesn't contact me. I have more money to lose than all those space whale pledgers and Mr. Smart combined and multiplied. I have a contract and a legal right above the other 99 percent to see the ongoing financial circus paperwork.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:54 |
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happyhippy posted:Hello everyone. hello how do u make video game???
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 21:55 |
Deakul posted:hello how do u make video game??? no way he knows the answer to that
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OhDearGodNo posted:After reading how they plan to run the PU architecture you should withdraw right away. But if I withdraw from Star Citizen then I am no longer an investor and therefore no longer an important cog in the train wreck whistle-blower brigade. I promise to make it worth it. All I need is a wave or mp3 file of Derek Smart saying "Welcome to Sol Sector, Goonrathi!" This is because I need material for my lovely videos. Help Goons help you, Mr. Smart.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:08 |
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I can't belive someone did not take the opportunity to flash Derek Smart his penis and win a Hornet at the same time... "Username ♡s Derek Smart" on the erect shaft written in sharpie.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:10 |
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I could fit on I ♡ DS At a push
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:12 |
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I'll give away whatever dumb ship I got using hats from TF2 for a dick with "Space Court" scrawled across the shaft.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:16 |
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thatguy posted:I'll give away whatever dumb ship I got using hats from TF2 for a dick with "Space Court" scrawled across the shaft. I need more details, for a friend.
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Bootcha posted:But if I withdraw from Star Citizen then I am no longer an investor and therefore no longer an important cog in the train wreck whistle-blower brigade. Really though if he has any hope of a lawsuit he needs someone like you doesn't he? I'd think that just suing as a regular backer he'd run the risk of getting bounced for lack of standing?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:28 |
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Flesh Forge posted:What the gently caress dudes, in half an hour you cocksuckers wrecked something that has been building up for a decade. The build up was so long they were premature.
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:29 |
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Can we get Derek's face shopped in and the words "Space Court" written on the side?
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# ? Jul 11, 2015 22:33 |
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Infinitum posted:Dear Derek Smart (Desktop Commander [Reverse Engineer of Not-WoW {Grand Vizier of Universally lovely Space Sims}]) God bless Derek smart and gently caress the haters
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OhDearGodNo posted:After reading how they plan to run the PU architecture you should withdraw right away. There are no technical issues with their described architecture plans, despite your continued protests otherwise.
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