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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

I have a really gullible friend who I just make up random poo poo to all the time.

He asked me how I moved my cats between cities and I said I had them frozen, like you can do with bees. Just put them in the freezer and they go right to sleep and thaw them out when you get there.

I've also told him about polar bear ranchers that sometimes roam the streets of Canada with their bear herd.

One time I told him that a bottle of hand sanitizer was an energy drink. He even said "it smells like hand sanitizer" but was about to drink it anyway before I stopped him.

Making up random bullshit is fun.

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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

i asked you not to tell people about that asiina

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

You're too cynical to be that guy, Jake.

That guy is like a 5 year old. Everything is wonderful and awesome to him. He believes everything you tell him because he thinks the world is a magical place.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


Hell Gem

I wish I had friends so I could lie to them

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




I don't actually talk like I did in my clip. I was imitating john leguizamo's weird lisp thing

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


I'm gonna win highest pitch award :sparkles:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05pYRBBAzL3

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EP4u274Tez

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Yuming, if I send you a voice message on whatsapp can you play it against the mic and upload it?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



You can also speak directly into the vocaroo website?

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Not from my desk at work I suspect. Unless my phone can vocaroo.

I sent her a whatsapp.

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Phone can't vocaroo. Alas.

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


Hell Gem

yuming you should do a recording where you say OMG sparkles

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



:drac: hey I am bad but I taught my first day of class yesterday and I got behind. I am sorry fellow badguys. :drac:

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



You suck Hurt and I pegged you D1. :colbert:

Also http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilYaBZlbyV

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


Juanito posted:

yuming you should do a recording where you say OMG sparkles
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ebqhDzbywL

Congrats Hurt!

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



Meezus posted:

You suck Hurt and I pegged you D1. :colbert:

Also http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ilYaBZlbyV

:drac: I am just a normal blade of grass who just wants people not to step on me. Thank you.



yuming posted:

Congrats Hurt!

Thank you! :sun::hf::drac:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control




Juanito posted:

yuming you should do a recording where you say OMG sparkles

"ooo nooo tilde tidle sun"

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3




:zombie:i love this movie

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LKQ3RuTVoo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00SwmXQyuCv
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ohF3UaCIWN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f16EWAzeLp

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy

uranus if it was you who was trying to PM my my box isnt full anymore

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


Hell Gem

:neckbeard:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

Oh no, not me
We never lost control




Even though I am going to get lynched today ok
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Bae1oAMtm

Also it's cool that yuming is actually Mindy Kaling. We need more celebrity mafia players

Mills
Jun 13, 2003



Opopanax posted:

Also it's cool that yuming is actually Mindy Kaling. We need more celebrity mafia players

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


Hell Gem

Opopanax posted:


Also it's cool that yuming is actually Mindy Kaling. We need more celebrity mafia players
Man, I thought exactly the same thing on her last audio clip.

You sounded like Will Forte a little bit.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Lipstick Apathy


same about my shoes

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



yuming you sound like my oldest sister in her reading to children voice :3:

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

how did i forget that 'cheese and crackers' was an actual line said by a soldier in the movie when talking about dozens of dead bodies lying in a road. this movie

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

still need actions from SOME PEOPLE

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Ernie send in your action already.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Ernie. posted:

i still kill kakep

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again



Lipstick Apathy

In the morning you are all missing a dear friend and countryman, you find him off an edge that he presumable walked backward off of during the night

OH NO



mark walberg, town moodring enthusiast, has killed theyre self!

quote:

you are mark walberg town moodring enthusiast, each night you can force your mood rign onto someones finger and findout what mood they are in (you are a cop)

also you really enjoy talking to a plastic tree, youre not sure if they are good or bad but they are fun to talk to! (unconfirm mason)

its now day whatever




Votecount for Day 4



Not Voting (7): Ernie., Ixtlilton, Juanito, mr.capps, Opopanax, Pinterest Mom, yuming

With 7 alive, it's 4 votes to lynch. The current deadline is August 23rd, 2014 at 5:34 p.m. PDT -- that's in about 2 days, 20 hours.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



His other result was that PM is town.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



and he was lying about being a one-shot cop

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Pinterest Mom posted:

and he was lying about being a one-shot cop

Well obviously.

yuming
Feb 26, 2008

dance dance dance


##vote Opop

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



(he visited opop last night)

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Hahaha, holy poo poo I said in the mason doc I would bet that you'd track him and try to lynch him for visiting someone, that's amazing.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



i tracked him because i thought he was lying about his claim


i was right :smug:

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


Hell Gem

who died last night?

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009



jake

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Is anyone hated or loved?

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Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?


Hell Gem

I'm hated, yuming is loved.

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