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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
This sam adamas 'new world' 1pt is a fancy as gently caress bottle 10% alch and pretty tasty


gently caress its expensive tho


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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

if you don't like wareheim's music vids you're loving broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR-NXv5Tma0


:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV7VNhzFLOQ

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

from the osha thread



:catstare:

How the gently caress does that even happen?

Edit: I want that Sam Adams bottle. That's cool as poo poo.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

from the osha thread



:catstare:

who need a 2 post lift i got this 5 foot 4x4 and a floor jack gently caress it

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The front end of the car isn't being held up by that wood. The car is on a lift; it looks like they're just pushing up on the oil pan or some poo poo. They're probably pulling the transmission off, where it often helps to tilt the whole engine/trans assembly backwards a bit.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

No one thanked me for my service today and I got a homemade steak as big as my head.

The best Veteran's Day :unsmith:

Did you shove it up your rear end?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LowVhCfLm68&t=35s

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Spicy Guacamole posted:

The front end of the car isn't being held up by that wood. The car is on a lift; it looks like they're just pushing up on the oil pan or some poo poo. They're probably pulling the transmission off, where it often helps to tilt the whole engine/trans assembly backwards a bit.

well no poo poo but its fun to think about you spoil sport

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Also that's gonna be pretty drat fun when the trans actually comes free and you have to catch a 90 lb chunk of steel.

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
just found one of the sorority girls from my college in an ECG porno

so I've hosed a porn star now

happy veteran's day to me

iKon
Oct 4, 2000

CAN'T TEST
WON'T TEST

zombie303 posted:

Thinking about turning my Facebook off once I move.

Might just be me but dropping entirely off facebook proved as effective as a low-grade SSRI. Life became about 10% better. Give it a shot, fellow sadbrains.

I didn't deactivate my account though because if you don't have one you got the 'tism

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

well no poo poo but its fun to think about you spoil sport
Not everybody gets it, ding dong.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Gentlemen, language.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

Gentlemen, language.
Don't you be a poopy-face, too.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i have facebook because i have kids ands it makes sharing pictures with the family about a million times easier

other than that its useless

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's how I keep in contact with the decent or entertaining former coworkers. Met up with a former coworker who's been in Alaska...he was in town for the funeral of the retired O-5 that crashed in California flying for a red air contractor. Also the old car club I wish had a local chapter.

Also crazy hardcore right-wing Oklahomans who get mad at gays for gaying.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Professor Bling posted:

just found one of the sorority girls from my college in an ECG porno

so I've hosed a porn star now

happy veteran's day to me

which one

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

This.

When I was going to school there was a girl kicked out of the NROTC for doing a porn over the summer. One of the midshipmen that quit after her freshman year did one too.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Wtf is ecg porn?

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
i wondered too, it's exploited college girl porn

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Lazy Reservist posted:

Did you shove it up your rear end?

No but it did result in a big meaty BM this morning.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001
Oh man.

I discovered fiber supplementation.

Weed had me pretty bound up, even with walking. I just had constipation issues straight up.

Psyllium Husk Fiber and that sugar free grit free taste free dissolvable fiber stuff? Combine a few tablespoons of each in a bottle of hot water before each meal or at medicine time.

Now I take two heroic clockwork shits that literally give me a p. good idea of just how long my intestines are and what sorta shape they're in because man I make some long continuous coiling floating turds now.

But my cholesterol is finally good to go so no more cholesterol meds and I can eat cheese and drink milk / eat red meat again thank god.

Don't eat any food that's naturally high in fiber if your supplementing your fiber like this though. One day I went to loving town on some Granny Smith apples.. I shot out a few feet long floating green acidic burning coiler that when my sphincter snapped it off it it fell forward and left a green turd Tramp Stamp on the lower back of my balls and splashed blue / green poo poo water on my brown eye who's lenses apparature speed ain't what it used to be.

:stare:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Woah

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
When I was eating oxy like pez during my last year in the navy I was on a couple fiber supplements to help. Same result.


It's odd that weed backs you up, though, shim.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Haha love how GIP has so many bowel issues especially from our alcoholism



Anyways not to sound like mongosteen Over here or whatever that poo poo was he was trying to shill you guys should try this stuff.

Natural Vitality Natural Calm Raspberry Lemon 16 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BPUY3W0/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_9X8yub0HA18D3


Seriously amazing poo poo for sleep, stress, andanxiety. And helps a lot with being backed up. I just take it a bit before bedtime and it helps a lot. If you got bowel issues just take a little extra. But really just check out the reviews and try it out

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The last thing I need right now is anything that will make me poo poo more. I think my stomach problems are me bearing the collective sins of gip's perpetually clogged bowels. I don't even drink anymore but still have hangover shits every morning. Usually more than one. At least I'm seeing civilians now!

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

Christoff posted:

Haha love how GIP has so many bowel issues especially from our alcoholism



Anyways not to sound like mongosteen Over here or whatever that poo poo was he was trying to shill you guys should try this stuff.

Natural Vitality Natural Calm Raspberry Lemon 16 oz https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00BPUY3W0/ref=cm_sw_r_awd_9X8yub0HA18D3


Seriously amazing poo poo for sleep, stress, andanxiety. And helps a lot with being backed up. I just take it a bit before bedtime and it helps a lot. If you got bowel issues just take a little extra. But really just check out the reviews and try it out

lmao its mag citrate. You must be the worst corpsman. Do you really not know why this is bullshit?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

^ I was pretty OK I can send you a copy of my eval to prove or a copy of my NAM citation


Just depends on how much you take. But honestly that's not what I take it for


How long has it been since you quit drinking? I'm hoping my poo poo (pun intended) goes back to normal-ish at some point


http://youtu.be/vGCIGEUB32M

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Nov 12, 2014

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
man I don't know that chicks name but everything I see her in I wanna put it in her butt. I guess I like the bitchy resting face thing.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
It's not so much that I quit drinking, its that if I have anything more than a beer and sometimes even with just a beer I'm in even worse pain than normal the next day. So I pretty much just don't drink.



Had to drink a whole bottle of mag citrate before my scopes last week. That and the prep were not fun.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Spicy Guacamole posted:

The front end of the car isn't being held up by that wood. The car is on a lift; it looks like they're just pushing up on the oil pan or some poo poo. They're probably pulling the transmission off, where it often helps to tilt the whole engine/trans assembly backwards a bit.

No.

No no no.

If the trans was coming out the wheels would already be off, halfshafts and brakes pulled, etc, etc. poo poo's not exploded enough for that in the picture.


That picture is how you change an engine mount in the most comfortable/painless way possible.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i was on percs for a week when I had to have a screw put in my foot. Surgery done on Monday, and the following Saturday morning I realized that I had't taken a poo poo since before I was put under.

drank a gallon of apple juice, popped some ex-lax and waited for the fun.

every time i tried to push it out, my body shot straight off the toilet, knowing that there was no earthly way possible this clog was getting out with my perinium intact.
finally i wrapped one arm around a towel rack, grabbed the windowsill with my other hand, did some lamaze breathing and poo poo out a magic 8-ball of week old crap

the relief was incredible, and i walked funny for a week after (luckily my foot was in a cast) but god drat gently caress percocets

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

We need a dedicated thread for bowels and their stories

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Christoff posted:

We need a dedicated thread for bowels and their stories

new hangouts thread idea

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Christoff posted:

We need a dedicated thread for bowels and their stories

GBS is already a thing.

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