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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hey gigi, who was the soccer player that had a sextape of him getting pegged by his wife leaked a few years back

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
:nws:http://www.gfycat.com/EnchantingWaterloggedCutworm#?format=gif:nws:

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Gigi Galli posted:

really good

bae :3:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

hey gigi, who was the soccer player that had a sextape of him getting pegged by his wife leaked a few years back

nvm it was stefan postma

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Gigi Galli posted:

really good



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXxkFd3lHaM

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you



:q:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


:snoop:

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

ENORMINOUS PRICEZ

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

holy poo poo

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Stop using that loving word already it's retarded.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

nvm it was stefan postma

The Dutch are pretty filthy

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRBAZJ4lF0U

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
In southern news a 16 year old fell asleep while driving and killed his parents and five siblings who were in the car.

16 year old lived though. I think at that point no amount of counseling will trump substance abuse to get over that kind of regret

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Analogical posted:

In southern news a 16 year old fell asleep while driving and killed his parents and five siblings who were in the car.

16 year old lived though. I think at that point no amount of counseling will trump substance abuse to get over that kind of regret

I would never let a 16 year old drive me across street let alone pass out while one was driving. Then again I'm not dumb enough to reproduce in this already over populated planet.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

zombie303 posted:

I would never let a 16 year old drive me across street let alone pass out while one was driving. Then again I'm not dumb enough to reproduce in this already over populated planet.

I'm sure the parents were very responsib

quote:

Michael and Trudi Hardman were both primary-school teachers from Terrell, Texas. Also killed were sons Dakota Watson, 15, and Adam Hardman, 7; and daughter Kaci Hardman, 4, police said.

None of those killed wore seat belts but the driver did, officials said.

Didn't even have the four year old in a car seat.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Always a great idea to start a road trip in the middle of the night after being awake all day.

Analogical
May 20, 2013

EEOD? Why not, I could use a break from work

:911:
Thought the same things. Mix them together, too.

"poo poo it's 9pm, I'm not about to drive this late better have my barely-experienced son do it. gently caress my seatbelt"

Also, the fact that none of the kids had a seatbelt on, including the parents, lends to two possibilities:

1) They never used seatbelts or taught their kids to
2) Upon having their 16 year old son take the wheel, instructed all children to remove seatbelts

Seeing as it was probably (1) I like how the 16 year old was thinking "poo poo I suck at this, better buckle up just in case"

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I'm sure the parents were very responsib


Didn't even have the four year old in a car seat.

:laffo:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Analogical posted:

Thought the same things. Mix them together, too.

"poo poo it's 9pm, I'm not about to drive this late better have my barely-experienced son do it. gently caress my seatbelt"

Also, the fact that none of the kids had a seatbelt on, including the parents, lends to two possibilities:

1) They never used seatbelts or taught their kids to
2) Upon having their 16 year old son take the wheel, instructed all children to remove seatbelts

Seeing as it was probably (1) I like how the 16 year old was thinking "poo poo I suck at this, better buckle up just in case"

That kid posses better reasoning skills than his entire family

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
They were all laying down most likely. He was so excited with his new license that he boldly told his parents to lay down with the kids in the back. He's got it. It's his time to shine. Finally he'll show his step-dad Mike that he's a real man!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

:psyduck:



Analogical posted:

In southern news a 16 year old fell asleep while driving and killed his parents and five siblings who were in the car.

16 year old lived though. I think at that point no amount of counseling will trump substance abuse to get over that kind of regret

This right here is darwin at work.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The kid not dying along with the rest of his family is a cruel joke.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

holocaust bloopers posted:

The kid not dying along with the rest of his family is a cool joke.

There ya go

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

That kid posses better reasoning skills than his entire family

Well, now he does.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
My friend trolls tinder with overdone selfies about being miserable. Results:

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Zeroisanumber posted:

Well, now he does.

:drat:

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

holocaust bloopers posted:

The kid not dying along with the rest of his family is a cruel joke.

That'll teach him to wear his seatbelt!

We'll, oh.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Alcoholics keep the alcohol industry in the black.

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/article/20141118134649-20017018-do-the-top-10-percent-drink-you-under-the-table

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwyPxFwwWgI

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

quote:

The tenth decile consumes 73.85 drinks per week. Yep. Over 73 drinks a week.

:stare: That's a lot of loving drinks.

quote:

That's 10 drinks a day.

Wait, really? Because that's really not that mu...

quote:

Forget a glass or two of wine with dinner; you need to drink roughly two bottles of wine with dinner. Forget a couple of beers; you need to pound down close to a 12-pack of beer every day to qualify.

It's me. I am the 1%.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jF7E77jUzc

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah
I took a tolerance break because i ran out of dope. It lasted until I was able to get to a dispensary a day later.

Now I'm choomed as hell listening to metal, bearding, wearing whatever the gently caress color socks I want, and going over the pay stub for my dod retiree pay lmao my life owns

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Just saw this

quote:

Netflix has you covered with these recent releases: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, Shakespeare In Love, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, and Trainspotting.

US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

Christoff posted:

Just saw this

pulp fiction and reservoir dogs have both been on my stream before (i know cause i watched them)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Christoff posted:

Just saw this

Speaking of Trainspotting, Filth has been on Netflix for a while. I didn't like it as much but it was entertaining in a mindfucky sort of way.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

ded posted:

:psyduck:


This right here is darwin at work.

kid aint dead yet, unca chuck still not chalked up the kills

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

lmbo

http://imgur.com/a/UWUva

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

would

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