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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Having gas that clears a room is the best way of getting an entire men's bathroom to yourself at work for a leisurely paid dump.

I've found that a couple cups of coffee are a good way to get the process going.

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Or tape a "closed for cleaning" sign on the door.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
My office has those motion activated light switches, if they don't see movement for like 20 minutes they shut off. They had to put a regular switch in the bathroom because people were spending more than 20 minutes making GBS threads up the stalls and getting stuck in the dark :lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

loving hell i looked in the mirror after my AMBM and found a gray hair.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Fister Roboto posted:

Not seeing an issue here.

Beanie can't get full naked without taking off his gun belt, and Beanieson -does not- take off his gun belt, son

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Wedding pic of the whale hunter.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Remember that iOS8 Wave microwave charger picture?



:lol::lol::lol: http://www.azcentral.com/story/tech/2014/09/22/warning-for-iphone-users-ios-8-wave-a-hoax/16035885/ :lol::lol::lol:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

to quote a tweet i saw about this, if you believe the ad you deserve what you get

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

It's just natural selection.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

zombie303 posted:

Wedding pic of the whale hunter.



Don't Reverse GIS this, it ends poorly

:nws: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/I_got_married_last_weekend :nws:

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

loving hell i looked in the mirror after my AMBM and found a gray hair.

Started going gray at 18 im like the loving steve martin of gip or something


tip: it doesn't stop :(

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


gently caress you

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

You know you want me. :gonk:

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

zombie303 posted:

Wedding pic of the whale hunter.



Did she lick the icing off half the cake?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Baq-hotpc

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


gently caress yeah, marriage material!

E: nvm, don't think anything is worth marriage.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Would breach that perimeter over and over though.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

zombie303 posted:

Would breach that perimeter over and over though.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

Lazy Reservist posted:

Did she lick the icing off half the cake?
She scared it off.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Lazy Reservist posted:

Did she lick the icing off half the cake?

They ran out of money letting out the dress.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They ran out of money sewing two dresses together.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 7 years!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They ran out of money moving her to the reception in a salt water tank

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

They ran out of money letting out the parachute.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Jesus loving wept, who wrote that e.d. entry? Shim, was that you?


can't be, not enough friend of the family jew stuff.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ter_dailymailus

Tit-lectric indeed

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqIp3i1ZBzI

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

she should be getting a call any day now from fox. reality tv? pfft. put that on fox news and she'd have the highest rated show in the history of politics.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So sup with the phone 6? I have a 5 and I think I'm good for an upgrade.

I was thinking of switching to an android (galaxy s5 I guess?) since I have an android tablet but now I'm torn. I've always hated apple computers but do like the iPhone and iPods.


Pls don't probate me n4i

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
The 6 is a good phone. Probably one of the best iPhones I've used if you like iOS and iPhones get it. If you want to get an android, I know a few people with HTC One's and they seem to really like them.

Personally, I think Samsung's marketing is annoying and childish. It is just "heh iPhones, am I right :smug:?" rather than trying to advertise their product on its own merits.
:goonsay:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
The 6 is great but be wary of the 6+, it's a big bitch :stare:

At least go check out the demo models before ordering either one.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

I've had an HTC one mini for a year now and it works pretty well. I hate how phones are getting larger as I really don't want a mini tablet in my pocket. I don't watch movies, listen to music, or play games on my phone. I barely call or text as is - why do I even have a phone.

I wonder if I could find a place to live and work where I didn't need a phone or car.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I love my Note 3, but I do agree Samsung's marketing department needs to be fired out of a cannon in to traffic. But I use my phone as a way to watch Netflix at the gym, my driving GPS with Waze, a physical notepad I can jot poo poo down with fast using the stylus and I keep a custom firmware on it, so it makes sense for me. HTCs ussually feel slower to me, but then again so does every other android when its running the carrier's own firmware thanks to all the bloat they prepackage in to it

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

The angry grandpa remake.

But "Look, motherfucker, pork is not going to kill me unless they figure a way to shoot it out a loving gun" got a chuckle.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


What the gently caress is this blasphemy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

SPACE HOMOS posted:

I've had an HTC one mini for a year now and it works pretty well. I hate how phones are getting larger as I really don't want a mini tablet in my pocket. I don't watch movies, listen to music, or play games on my phone. I barely call or text as is - why do I even have a phone.

this is almost like bizarro 2002, when all phones were getting tiny and did nothing but calls.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

she should be getting a call any day now from fox. reality tv? pfft. put that on fox news and she'd have the highest rated show in the history of politics.

Fox already outranks all the other news channels, IIRC combined

Put her across from Rachel Maddow, maybe people will tune in

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah the regular 6 is still bigger than the 5 so it seems like a good size. Yeah, don't see the reason for the plus. Still haven't seen either in person.

I was set on android but they added a lot of the useful features to the 6 (lol android features that have been around for years lol)

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i played with a 6 and it seemed like a good phone for people to use

im probably just going to wait for the 6+s since my 5 is still pretty much perfect.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this

My wife grabbed a 6+ because she keeps her poo poo in her purse most times and a bit bigger is how she likes it HEYO

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Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

My wife grabbed a 6+ because she keeps her poo poo in her purse most times and a bit bigger is how she likes it HEYO

Would you say she's been dying for the chance to grab a 6+ ever since she got engaged

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