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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
Oh. Lmao. Fuckin trannies.

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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
i like how a mentally disturbed person just assumes that since theyre cool with slicing up their junk that everyone else should be too

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Christoff posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A


smh. 10 hours made like 2 minutes of footage

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

gently caress craiglist in this loving poor-rear end fuckhole of a city. Sick of wasting my time trying to sell a phone and having 20 people respond to me asking to trade their lovely-rear end old phones

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

i like how a mentally disturbed person just assumes that since theyre cool with slicing up their junk that everyone else should be too

oh wait lol i was coming at it from a completely different angle, the presence of "female" in the title being the issue

lol

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
I once had an offer on CL to even trade my 1,700 dollar amp for a 100 piece of poo poo amp.


The south, man.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Even giving poo poo away on Craigslist can prove troublesome. People still flake and bail

Alas eBay sucks dick so here we are


But really sa-mart is pretty ok for buying/selling poo poo

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Helldump Immunity. posted:

I once had an offer on CL to even trade my 1,700 dollar amp for a 100 piece of poo poo amp.


The south, man.

I've had people offer me drugs in exchange for something on CL. I've also put some nice floor speakers up that were easily worth more than I was selling it for and had more than a few asshats offer $25 or a Xbox 360.

That said, I'm pretty sure I sold my 5S to an actual drug dealer.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

oh wait lol i was coming at it from a completely different angle, the presence of "female" in the title being the issue

lol

No, I think you had it right the first time. "Not all females have a clitoris so please don't put an F in FGM".

That's bonkers enough for me.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Victor Vermis posted:

No, I think you had it right the first time. "Not all females have a clitoris so please don't put an F in FGM".

That's bonkers enough for me.

Also not all people with clitori are female :downs:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I've had people offer me drugs in exchange for something on CL. Also I'm pretty sure I sold my 5S to an actual drug dealer.

I'd be ecstatic selling my phone to a Zeta as long as he didn't string me along asking questions in 17 different emails and then flake

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Also not all people with clitori are female :downs:

someone has to think about those trannies who live in sub-saharan countries and egypt

you know like all 2 of them

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
i was texsting beria and we stumbled upon a great idea for a movie.

The Breast Man

Imagine it. Born with a vagina, has a sex change, becomes the best man.






























































Then haji bombs the wedding for a happy ending.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

starring

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
o buck angel :allears:

justice4trayvawn
Oct 26, 2014

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

I bet that was one homely woman.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Stultus Maximus posted:

I bet that was one homely woman.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

well I'll be

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I'm so confused right now

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
I think the trick to being an attractive transman/woman probably involves being an attractive pre-trans woman/man.

Which is something doctors/therapists should be required to say to fat ugly goons before they commit to chopping off their weiners.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

is that Rob Halford?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

beanieson posted:

I'm so confused right now

Look up the videos if you want to be super confused. Buck kept the original plumbing and does straight-ish porn.

Lazy Reservist posted:

is that Rob Halford?

That would be breaking the law.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Look up the videos if you want to be super confused. Buck kept the original plumbing and does straight-ish porn.

Somehow the only thing gayer than gay porn would be replacing the sweet dongs with weird vaginas.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Also not all people with clitori are female :downs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-ChcL6Pzo

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Cole posted:

what does this even mean
It means burn it, all of it.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

That would be breaking the law.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
pearl harbor was a lie google ron paul

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Also not all people with clitori are female :downs:

I have absolutely zero problems with trannies, what they do with their own body is none of my business, I'll even call them by their preferred pronouns as long as it's either he or she.

But holy poo poo I get angry when someone pops up in a conversation with something like "uh, actually, women can have penises too, you know" like it's something people were taught in kindergarten.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Taco Bell PS4 giveaway. Chance to win PS4 Destiny bundle.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3670679


Juanito posted:

I'm tempted to go dumpster diving at Taco Bell for codes.


Miker525 posted:

Im very tempted to do this too. Not sure how much of a problem that is and how poorly people may look at me....


Juanito posted:

You'll have to check out the dumpster situation. Some places are locked, and/or have a no trespassing sign, and those are the ones you can't access. But if it's accessible and doesn't say anything about no trespassing, you should be good, just wear some gloves because the trash will be gnarly. The good thing is you're looking for the boxes which will be a little easier to find in the trash.

I moved, and haven't checked out our closest Taco Bell yet. They don't close until 2am, so I don't know if there will ever be a good time to go.


Miker525 posted:

Yeah im fairly certain my taco bells drive thru is open until like loving 4am. I dont want to have the staff come out and ask me to leave. Ive never seen a no tresspassing sign but again the dumpster is in the parking lot so not too sure how they would even have one there. So sketch ball. Will need to explore it a little more I guess.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

loving goons

All those hours spent eating lovely fast food and dumpster diving could be spent working and making enough money to loving buy the goddamn thing.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

but that would be wooooooooork

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Someone somewhere posted about Jennifer Tilly, so I googled Jennifer Tilly and now I want to be drunk at the helm of a ULCC crashing into and capsizing in Jennifer Tilly's cleavage.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
She uses her amazing cleavage to beat horn dogs at poker. It's pretty awesome.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


read that in archer's voice

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

read that in archer's voice

Daaaaaanja zone.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


So shamelessly efficient and amazing.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I love me some jennifer tilly titties

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoHyU8KFL20

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Thats also my favorite Gwar album

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Booblord Zagats posted:

Thats also my favorite Gwar album

It's Vulvatron's least favorite

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