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lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




Just saw a video for these things on youtube and thought they were hilarious and cool. Touch a magnet to your unassuming hallway mirror and take out a shotgun. Admire a picture of your great gram and pa on a pistol length shelf, put two magnets on it and pull out dualies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAFBV2s-iLs

http://tacticalwalls.com/videos/

Has anyone heard of these?

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shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Get into shit, let it out like diarrhea
Got burnt once, that was only gonorrhea




You thought these were cool.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



These are a solution looking for a problem.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




The Proc posted:

You thought these were cool.

Yes. They are.

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009




It's no gun bed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQSIx0ve5i0

Imagine bangin your s/o jerking off real hard and having a 12ga plop out of the headboard on them yourself.

Good point, corrected.

TheDon01 fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Aug 26, 2014

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




You imply TFR regulars have sex.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

It would be a sad error in judgement to mistake me for a corpse.


Clapping Larry

vigorous sodomy posted:

You imply TFR regulars have sex.

Your gun must have a pretty short barrel if you aren't. :smuggo:

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




It's the size of the bore that matters :colbert:

lite_sleepr fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 26, 2014

Covert Ops Wizard
Dec 27, 2006



*Someone breaks into the house*

"gently caress where are my magnets?!"

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr


This would be cooler if it worked with a rfid chip you had implanted in the back of your left hand.

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009



Once all of the secret caches of weapons and ammunition have been expended, fall back to the bedroom and open the "Alamo." Within you will find a Hanzo sword and a single M68 fragmentation grenade.

Covert Ops Wizard
Dec 27, 2006



Parts Kit posted:

This would be cooler if it worked with a rfid chip you had implanted in the back of your left hand.

True but until that day...

Call 911 honey I'm using an app to open my gun stash!

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




Covert Ops Wizard posted:

*Someone breaks into the house*

"gently caress where are my magnets?!"

*someone breaks into house*

"gently caress my ham hands keep hitting three keys at once on my LIBERTY GUN SAFE in my panic fever"

In all fairness is like this idea of hidden in plain sight that's not an ugly stupid gun safe.

And your magnets would be on the shelf / mirror.

Uncle Caveman
Jun 16, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.


vigorous sodomy posted:

And your magnets would be on the shelf / mirror.
uhhhh speak for yourself hoss but any rational person's magnets are stored tucked amongst the genitals for optimal tissue oxygenation and harmonization of electromagnetic energy balance :cmon:

DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




Craptacular posted:

These are a solution looking for a problem.

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Should just be a panel you push. Mine would be a statue of lady justice or what ever her name is. I push it and out pops my gun of choice while I shout. "Justice is about to be served" or maybe a bust of judge dredd so I can shout "I am the law" while shooting the gang leader from death wish who broke into my house.

Yuns
Aug 19, 2000

There is an idea of a Yuns, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.


If I had a system like that I'd want the Quartermaster Monarch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihl4GAMCnMU

Not for safety or security mind you just for showing off.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you


Get a $50 locking cabinet and install it in the wall behind a normal mirror or picture or whatever.
Provides concealment and the lock keeps kids/nosy people out. Then you didn't spend $200 on an ugly cabinet that unlocks with a magnet that your wife will hate anyway.

edit:
Nevermind, get a $10,000 gun couch with bulletproof cushions.
http://bedgunsafe.com/bedbunkers/couch-bunker/

Darth Freddy
Feb 6, 2007

An Emperor's slightest dislike is transmitted to those who serve him, and there it is amplified into rage.

Yuns posted:

If I had a system like that I'd want the Quartermaster Monarch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihl4GAMCnMU

Not for safety or security mind you just for showing off.

Hahah holly poo poo. If I had the money I would order this right now and play out my Mr and Mrs Smith/spy fantasies daily. I would buy hand fitted suits just to go with it.

Yuns
Aug 19, 2000

There is an idea of a Yuns, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.


Sig Sauer corporate headquarters conference room has a Quartermaster Monarch 10 system.

https://www.facebook.com/QuartermasterSystems

I also like their new ATF cabinet on their facebook. Alcohol tobacco and firearms storage. Seriously.

lite_sleepr
Jun 3, 2003




canyoneer posted:

Get a $50 locking cabinet and install it in the wall behind a normal mirror or picture or whatever.
Provides concealment and the lock keeps kids/nosy people out. Then you didn't spend $200 on an ugly cabinet that unlocks with a magnet that your wife will hate anyway.

edit:
Nevermind, get a $10,000 gun couch with bulletproof cushions.
http://bedgunsafe.com/bedbunkers/couch-bunker/

Yea dude just tear a hole in your wall because that's easier

Snowman Crossing
Dec 4, 2009



The original concept of the "hidden wall safe" was shortsighted. They recognized the desire to keep a safe hidden from intruders, but they didn't understand that modern homeowners would need a force-forward tactical munition cache and recovery system to combat today's home invaders.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


I guess a wall or a cabinet is ok for your home, but what about storing a large amount of weapons on the go? Just take the Fifth Element route, find some hapless doofus (Or clone yourself, I guess), remove some of the duplicate/redundant organs and turn them into your walking armory.

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