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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.


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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

StillFullyTerrible posted:

if he's survived school with that mustache he'll survive this
He's already called Kayden. What else can they do to him?

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

Tater Love


Whoops

https://twitter.com/TrentPhillips_/...438371172986886

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Hair Elf


"From the top turnbuckle! But wait, what's this? Older brother Tommy's song? Mah Gawd he's running out with his playset chair!"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice


Look, I said I'll move out when I'm ready

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Is the baby really strong, or is it just putting a psychic debuff on everyone else?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Platystemon posted:

Is the baby really strong, or is it just putting a psychic debuff on everyone else?

I'm not sure, wasn't willing to get close enough to find out.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man

Doctor Rope


Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic


My God, they’ve finally done it. They did way to instain mother> becuse this babby can frigth back!

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.




Blue Moonlight posted:

My God, they’ve finally done it. They did way to instain mother> becuse this babby can frigth back!

This is why the father needed the parry.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

SpacePig posted:

This is why the father needed the parry.

I've relied on the rally mechanic and spin2win to fight infants up until this point and I'm too set in my ways to try to learn parry timing now.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://twitter.com/EmGusk/status/1262816128453222400

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

Unavailable in my region so choosing to believe that satan was kind of a dweeb and was deemed insufficiently metal for him

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

quote:

While in the coma, Carroll said he had dreams of visiting the afterlife. He saw himself leave his body and plummet down to hell, where Satan — a woman in his case — punished him for the deadly sin of sloth, morphing him into a Jabba the Hutt-like-monster who vomited blood until he had a heart attack.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Sloth? That's the last thing I'd accuse a death metal artist of. Aren't they always outside burning churches and drumming really fast?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide

Phlegmish posted:

Sloth? That's the last thing I'd accuse a death metal artist of. Aren't they always outside burning churches and drumming really fast?

He wasn't, which is why he was punished for being slothful.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




MizPiz posted:

He wasn't, which is why he was punished for being slothful.

That's hardly fair, he was in a coma. I'm not sure if I still like Satan, either.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Phlegmish posted:

That's hardly fair, he was in a coma. I'm not sure if I still like Satan, either.

What happened to you, Satan? You used to be cool, Prince.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

The video clip is hilarious:

https://mashable.com/video/pandemic...lls-dont-touch/

She was so careful to say “tennis balls” the first three times, but then she slipped up.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

HERE COMES DEATH RIDER


this is why you should never meet your heroes

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





This spectacle is slowly going away, sooner the better.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Absurd Alhazred posted:

What happened to you, Satan? You used to be cool, Prince.

"Sorry to break it you bud, The Adversary is a job title for the angel whose job is to test mortals.
So you were basically just clowned on by the uptight, starched collar prosecuting attorney of God."

"so now what?"

"Just keep rocking on, I'm sure you'll figure your life out on your own "

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised

By popular demand posted:

"Sorry to break it you bud, The Adversary is a job title for the angel whose job is to test mortals.
So you were basically just clowned on by the uptight, starched collar prosecuting attorney of God."

"so now what?"

"Just keep rocking on, I'm sure you'll figure your life out on your own "

Miles Edgeworth?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!



Sounds more like a Mike Pence thing.

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


That's horses, not camels

you fool, you rube

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Sounds more like a Mike Pence thing.

Maybe it can be a bondagebonding experience

E. Oh god I just now got the mental image of this, I'm so sorry

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 16:16 on May 20, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


StillFullyTerrible posted:

That's horses, not camels

you fool, you rube

Camels are just curvier horses.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

In my day, we crossed burning sand every day -- and liked it!

Thicc horses

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Camels are just curvier (in regard to humps) horses.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




Bannerlord was right all along

StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Camels are just curvier horses.

they're sand llamas

Jasper Tin Neck
Nov 13, 2008


"Scientifically proven, rich and creamy."



Edit. Oops, wrong thread.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah


Ultra Carp

StillFullyTerrible posted:

they're sand llamas

I finally understand where salami comes from

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

We'll make diamonds from their ashes. Take them into battle with us.

Craft a Diamond Dog diamond?
Nah.   Let's do it!




College Slice

The Bloop posted:

I finally understand where salami comes from

But nobody was even talking about dachshunds

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice


My humps
My humps
My dromedary lumps

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Camels are just curvier horses.

If that weird-rear end japanese horse racing game taught me anything, it's that camels are horses, as are panda bears, brontosauruses, and two guys in a suit

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




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