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bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

Nah man I'm like a snowball, my posting just gets bigger as the game rolls on

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fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

You sure? I don't want you to use your game quota up before D1.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

It would be very unlike me to have a quota

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

It would be very unlike anyone in Australia to have a snowball.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




I could mail you one if you'd like

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

Opopanax posted:

I could mail you one if you'd like
That won't work, it will melt.

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




I'll put it in a cooler, duh

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



Me I have nights free now

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg



Coming out of retirement for an unmissable game.

merk
May 20, 2003

##interact

I'll reluctantly play.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

merk posted:

I'll reluctantly play.
we can probably keep up with you that way

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Ok that's it we have our roster. I'll send out role pms later tonight or tomorrow.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?


Haven't gotten my PM yet, but confirming that I'm a Jaeger.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

A schattenjaeger?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

PM's have been sent, take some time to digest your roles and the game will start tomorrow sometime.

Ernie.

Clean your loving PMS out bro.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

I have digested my role. It was delicious!

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

By the way, who else is a Miller?

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011


We're all Millers. Didn't you hear? This is Miller Mafia.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

Confirmed that I am not a miller.

Jon Joe
Oct 19, 2011

GUESS WHO'S LYING


Grimey Drawer

Wizards have had many battles against monsters. Monsters tend to try and steal wizard's magic, as it would allow the monsters to become magical monsters. The most tremendous battle in monster versus wizard history has been Y'lthalrn the Mighty against Killroy. Scholars still debate which one was the monster. Regardless, monsters protect the earth sometimes, under magical supervision.

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Dugong
Mar 18, 2013

I don't know what to do,
I'm going to lose my mind



My role did not taste nice. Do not follow mid advice.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012



Absolutely excited for this. Rum has been consumed. Beryllium!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

I hot my role

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011


Hey guys, I'm town.

Also, confirmed.

Also also, tired. See you all in the morning!

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

Yay. I'm here and I'm a good guy.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008





Lipstick Apathy

Meinberg posted:

Hey guys, I'm town.

Also, confirmed.

Also also, tired. See you all in the morning!
town confirmed eh?

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



hey guys, i didn't even get a role :sun:

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



in the absence of any other information, i am the only person i cannot trust

##vote Ernie

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


sounds reasonable.

##vote Ernie

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



can a potato talk? can a potato even smile?

what is a potato?

what am i?

am i human or am i dancer?

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


I am here. Let's do something fun.

I am one of the following roles:

1) an unlimited-shot cop
2) an alternate-night miller (I get to choose which night)
3) classic vanilla town
4) a 2-shot vigilante
5) a 1-shot doctor
6) classic vanilla scum
7) a two-shot BP
8) a 1-shot busdriver
9) a 2-shot governor

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also everyone should watch taylor swift's latest video, it's a treasure.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


EccoRaven posted:

4) a 2-shot vigilante


too easy loal

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



EccoRaven posted:

taylor swift

I got to my inbox too late [chuckle]
That' why I'm morally gray
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what CPig says, mmm-mmm

But I am confusing
Can't stop, won't stop posting
It's like I got this human
In my mind
Saying, "It's gonna arrive."

'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the potatos gonna tate, tate, tate, tate, tate
Baby, I'm just gonna wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
I wait it out, I wait it out

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Nice to meet you
Where you been?
I could show you incredible things
Magic, madness, heaven, sin
Saw you there and I thought, "oh my god
Look at that role," you look like my next hang vote
Mafia's a game, wanna play? Ay.

Night actions, guns and lies
I can read you like a magazine
Ain't it funny cases fly
And I know you heard about me
So hey, let's be friends
I'm dying to see how this one ends
Grab your watcher and my hand,
I could make the scum guys town for a weekend.

Eight Dollars
Nov 14, 2012

Pretty pictures in small frames

November 13, 20XX - All Over Monster Island

KERRRASH!

Be it by swimming, rocket boots, meteorite impact or dimensional shifts, 25 giant thingamabobs find themselves on Monster Island. Most of the combatants right away try to get their footing - setting up their territory in whatever strange zone they found themselves in.

Same Day as Above - Arctic Zone of Monster Island

Yuri Bondarev's radio is broken. He had just landed in the cold zone of this strange country (reminds me of home - he thought to himself) and the damned thing stops working the minute he touched down. Blasted device! The scientists in the KGB promised him everything had been optimized to the perfect level to prove Soviet superiority, but already the plan is failing. How can he make contact with the motherland to reveal his greatest triumphs now?

He checks his blueprints. It seems easy enough - probably the jolt of landing just jarred out one of the plugs. Now where are the plugs... all the way in the lower sector of the bot?!?!?! Quickly an inner struggle appears - does Yuri ignore it and focus on the mission or go over and fix the problem right away? Being away from the controls it will leave him defenseless for a few seconds while he fiddles with the cord, but if he doesn't all the work he did here won't be broadcasts on the radios around the entire U.S.S.S.S.S.R.

Aww what's the worry? Everyone just got to the island, nobody is already ready for battle. This is the best time to fix the problem! Yuri turns his back and hurries to the lower sector. Somehow as he's fiddling with the cords he doesn't feel the immense earth-moving stomps coming closer and closer.

His triumphant radio message to his people back home is two seconds of his triumphant "ah ha got it" interrupted by the sound of smashing metal...

Four Dollars (Sovereign Leader, The Soviet's Greatest Mechanical Man) Planet-Aligned Scapegoat has been smashed!

Same Day as Both - Tropical Zone of Monster Island

Everyone in the tropical zone, monster and human alike can't help it... they're hungry. How couldn't they be with all those succulent smells coming from the volcano in the center of this zone? It's been like this since 30 minutes after they all got to the island. The delicious smell of BBQ, shortribs and more wafting down to whatever smell receptors they have.

If they had looked into the crater they would have discovered. Hogzilla hadn't been much of a force to be reckoned with on Monster Island, and so someone decided to make an example/meal out of them right away. I guess that would explain all the squealing a little while ago too.

CommunistHog (Hogzilla, The World's Largest Swine) Planet-Aligned Scapegoat has also been smashed!

Day 1 Has Begun!
Today's is a Majority-voting day!

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1

Ernie. (2): Ernie., HiipFire

Not Voting (21): Asiina, AtrociousToaster, bowmore, Dr. Hurt, Dugong, EccoRaven, EXAKT Science, fiery_valkyrie, Ixtlilton, Mad Rancher, Meinberg, merk, Met, Monathin, Motley, Opopanax, Poison Mushroom, Puntification, Somberbrero, The Science of Suck, Tremendous Taste

With 23 alive, it's 12 votes to lynch. The current deadline is November 16th, 2014 at 10 p.m. EST -- that's in about 3 days, 12 hours.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012



okay, since i'm close to being puppy cuddled i think i should claim

i am a serial killer

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


Ernie. posted:

okay, since i'm close to being puppy cuddled i think i should claim

i am a serial killer

##vote ernie

:toot:

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic



Fun Shoe

The flavour is amazing I am pretty excited by this game, and by how many people were tempted outta "retirement" by it! Confirmed I'm a super sweet robit and friend to the earth.

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Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010



Confirmed and I'm so excited to play. There is an all star class of players here. Quick what is everyone's favorite giant monster movie? I am partial to king Kong vs. Godzilla.

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