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Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK


Going by Chuck instead of Carlos is just a lengthy sponsorship​ by that guy's sister's meat packing plant.

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


No idea what the guys mean by Joe Piscopo turning it up to 11, he's full of nuanced acting in this film.



Sidekicks rules

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004



AlliedBiscuit posted:


And man, the local investor who tries to shoehorn in all his failing business ventures is one of my new favorite characters.

I loved that bit because I have strong nostalgic memories of Mattress Mack from my childhood near Houston. Didn't realize he turned out to be a tea party nut job, that's a shame.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSVQdAuGCRQ

In which Chuck Norris is fulfilling a contractual obligation.

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014

Hello, I'd like to humiliate some hussies and I'm in a hurry.


Tonight I'll be heading into the big city to see Tuff Turf on the big screen in pristine 35mm. Cannot wait to watch this on a screen big enough to contain JACK MACK.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:


I wanna go back some 100, 150 episodes and do a running countdown of every time they mention Chris Cabin's favorite documentary Zoo and Eric Szyszka's favorite sexual technique edging
I'd probably hit double digits before long.

Dr. Clockwork
Sep 9, 2011

I'LL PUT MY SCIENCE IN ALL OF YOU!

I'm disappointed that the edging jokes have stopped in recent episodes. I guess Eric finally got off.

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013


There's an edging joke from Cabin at the end of the most recent Nexus episode after Eric's spent like 10 minutes reading a Bones/Kirk slash fic.

It's p. great

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014

Hello, I'd like to humiliate some hussies and I'm in a hurry.


Calaveron posted:

I wanna go back some 100, 150 episodes and do a running countdown of every time they mention Chris Cabin's favorite documentary Zoo and Eric Szyszka's favorite sexual technique edging
I'd probably hit double digits before long.

I think edging jokes started with Batman v Superman because not getting off meant Supes would go and destroy buildings in frustration.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011


Captain Hotbutt posted:

I think edging jokes started with Batman v Superman because not getting off meant Supes would go and destroy buildings in frustration.
And iirc Eric was asking what it was so I think that's where it started

Zore
Sep 21, 2010




Yeah, the Zoo jokes have been there since like episode 50 though. I think Chris mentions it offhandedly at one point during like K-911? And it spirals from there.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011




I've probably listened to every episode at least twice now, so I'm thinking of posting my thoughts on each one as I re-listen from now.

I guess that's a warning.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



"Running from the Federalis with a bucket of porn under one arm."

I hope I never see this movie or scene. It will never live up to the image I have in my head.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~



Hockles posted:

"Running from the Federalis with a bucket of porn under one arm."

I hope I never see this movie or scene. It will never live up to the image I have in my head.

:effort:

tin can made man
Apr 12, 2005

why don't you ask him
about his penis


the climax of Cum Heist

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:


I stopped using twitter but please tell me people are showing them these pictures and they are in kind sharing them as well

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN


Howard The Duck is up! So far it's mostly them unintentionally pitching Duckman.
I had one issue of the comedy, the Vertigo parody from the reboot. It liked it.
And this was awesome:

Wait, ‪Howard the Duck ends with the same space laser that every modern Marvel movie does?‬ That's hilarious.

Count Chocula fucked around with this message at 09:00 on Apr 18, 2017

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014

Hello, I'd like to humiliate some hussies and I'm in a hurry.


Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~



Things that never fail to crack me up:

1. groverhaus
2. photos of Mr. Met's stupid baseball head
3. That drat photo

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008



I'm surprised they got to the end of this week's episode before referencing Noted Bestiality Expert Chris Cabin.

That said, as short as it was I always love Steve's bizarre New York stories.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Evil Mastermind posted:

I'm surprised they got to the end of this week's episode before referencing Noted Bestiality Expert Chris Cabin.

That said, as short as it was I always love Steve's bizarre New York stories.

poo poo Sadjak Sees On The Streets is a side podcast I would listen to

Captain Hotbutt
Aug 18, 2014

Hello, I'd like to humiliate some hussies and I'm in a hurry.


The Vosgian Beast posted:

poo poo Sadjak Sees On The Streets is a side podcast I would listen to

Completely agreed. I forget what episode it was, but the guy telling him "you better run, fat boy" made me laugh pretty hard.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!



Still giving the back catalog a re-listen, and I came across what I think is my single favorite WHM line, which is delivered when Steve talks about seeing Green Lantern for the first time:

"It's one of the single most devastating moments of my life. And I have zero grandparents left."

Spatulater bro!
Aug 19, 2003

Punch! Punch! Punch!



"You'd be on the basketball team!" lmao

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.


Captain Hotbutt posted:

Completely agreed. I forget what episode it was, but the guy telling him "you better run, fat boy" made me laugh pretty hard.

Between "you drank my Monster, goddammit!" and the old lady eating the whole fish in the movie theater stories, he has the best side stories and I would totally listen to that podcast.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER



MinionOfCthulhu posted:

Between "you drank my Monster, goddammit!" and the old lady eating the whole fish in the movie theater stories, he has the best side stories and I would totally listen to that podcast.

I'm still not convinced he doesn't live in some sort of alternate New York where poo poo like this happens all the time

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


I still don't believe the fish story. What kind of animal would do such a thing?

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...





HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I still don't believe the fish story. What kind of animal would do such a thing?

I had someone open a McDonald's fish sandwich (mcfilet?) on a fuckin airplane so I believe in Sadjak

Zore
Sep 21, 2010




The best part is the fish thing happened twice.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax


I was in a movie theater where some lady opened up multiple individual wads of aluminum foil to eat some kind of food inside. It was like a whole aluminum feast. It didn't smell but it was loud as hell and took forever, and after the movie she left all the foil shreds on the floor because of course she did.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


weekly font posted:

I had someone open a McDonald's fish sandwich (mcfilet?) on a fuckin airplane so I believe in Sadjak

Yeah but that's different, McDonald's food is chemically treated to all smell the same.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:


"It was like something out of a David Lynch movie" is still to this date one of the funniest things Sajdak has ever said

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!



I was at a movie once and some lady smuggled in a container of something that I can only describe as smelling like "cool ranch diarrhea." Maybe it was chicken wings? The scent just kept hitting me in waves. It was like watching the nuclear dream sequence in Terminator 2 on repeat. But like, as a poo poo-scented 4D experience.

tudabee
Jan 1, 2007

How many times must I remind you to WASH YOUR HANDS?



Wasn't Steve also the one that had an old lady throwing negative energy at him on the bus? That mental image still makes me laugh.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER



endolithic posted:

Wasn't Steve also the one that had an old lady throwing negative energy at him on the bus? That mental image still makes me laugh.

I think at was on the subway? Wouldn't be surprised if it was at night as well

well why not
Feb 9, 2009





If there's a story involving lunacy in Brookyln, there's a 90% chance it's Steve being terrorised in some way.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.





So,I'd fallen off the WHM wagon,and I'm just getting caught up. I'm wondering-I've heard they started having ads. Are they really obnoxiously shilling Lootcrate/Draft Kings/some other stupid thing? If they are, I might have to stop listening to these guys,which would suck because I love them.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost




VolticSurge posted:

So,I'd fallen off the WHM wagon,and I'm just getting caught up. I'm wondering-I've heard they started having ads. Are they really obnoxiously shilling Lootcrate/Draft Kings/some other stupid thing? If they are, I might have to stop listening to these guys,which would suck because I love them.

They've had ads for like three years.
It's one ad at or near the beginning plus maybe an ad for a live show at the beginning.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?


VolticSurge posted:

So,I'd fallen off the WHM wagon,and I'm just getting caught up. I'm wondering-I've heard they started having ads. Are they really obnoxiously shilling Lootcrate/Draft Kings/some other stupid thing? If they are, I might have to stop listening to these guys,which would suck because I love them.

They have had ads for a long time. I remember they used to shill audible all the time

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

VolticSurge posted:

So,I'd fallen off the WHM wagon,and I'm just getting caught up. I'm wondering-I've heard they started having ads. Are they really obnoxiously shilling Lootcrate/Draft Kings/some other stupid thing? If they are, I might have to stop listening to these guys,which would suck because I love them.

I too stop supporting things I love when they do what the can to pay the bills and there is sometimes 1 minute of audio every 45 minutes that I do not like.

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Joe the Strummer
Jun 14, 2012



I'll never understand the hate for the ads. Just let these guys make some loving money.

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