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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Yaws posted:

I'm really not looking to them do all the Transformers movies. Everyone and their dog has been tearing those movie down for ten years now.

Yeah it's just going to be the same jokes for 4 weeks. The only difference will be the pedophile jokes in part 4. They could have had more fun with a Michael Bay month.

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Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


ThNextGreenLantern posted:

For some reason I had convinced myself they had done The Pest. After checking the episode list, I know what I have to request in the future.

....It's The Pest.

Don't do that to another human being. The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009


Oh god, Ninja 3 - my brother and I loved this series of movies when I was a kid. We must have rented these 3 movies as well as the American Ninja movies at least a dozen times from the video store (this was back before blockbuster existed and video stores were still mom & pop shops).

They're trash, but in the best way possible

Marin Karin
Jul 29, 2011

What are you, compared to my magnificence?


Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Listening to an old mailbag, the one with summer camp stories, and the "Day Camp - UWAAA-AAAH - fuckin' on the night camp - *chrous* UWAAA-AAAAH" bit both kills me and drives me crazy because I have no idea what the hell it's referencing

Always Sunny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzaVd6zl2bA

flesh dance
May 6, 2009





Yaws posted:

I'm really not looking to them do all the Transformers movies. Everyone and their dog has been tearing those movie down for ten years now.

This, but especially because I wasn't into the franchise as a kid and have never watched the movies. I still love eps about weird bad films that I haven't seen (checking out a synopsis & trailer on imdb is usually everything you need, if that) but this whole month is gonna be a pass.

flesh dance fucked around with this message at 05:48 on May 29, 2017

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

This is the worst day of my life.


Jose Oquendo posted:

Yeah it's just going to be the same jokes for 4 weeks. The only difference will be the pedophile jokes in part 4. They could have had more fun with a Michael Bay month.

Part 4 also will have Marky Mark impressions. I just hope they aren't burned out by the time they get to 4. That one seems like it has the most potential anyways.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK


Ninja 3 is the first movie I ever got "What are you watching"d. Sadly it wasn't because of weird tomato juice sex scenes, rather it was the ninja possessing the girl near the beginning.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

I feel like tomato juice might be one of the least sexy possible beverages to pour on your boobs.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012


Tato posted:

Don't do that to another human being. The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life

Peace was never an option.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.



I think them doing all the Transformers movies this summer would be good, but all of them in a row might be a bit much.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006


The Vosgian Beast posted:

I feel like tomato juice might be one of the least sexy possible beverages to pour on your boobs.

Clamato maybe

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost




Calaveron posted:

Clamato maybe

Premixed clamato Budweisers

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World


duz posted:

Premixed clamato Budweisers

White Trash Budkkake XXXL - The Clamatoing

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte - just delivered the BUMB, the Hiroshima bumb. Eleven hundred men went into the water.




THANK you.

Tato posted:

Don't do that to another human being. The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life

I don't have a lot of revulsion for The Pest, but holy poo poo the opening of that movie is the cringiest thing imaginable. I couldn't even look at the screen I was so embarrassed for everyone involved.

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015



John Leguizamo is that one actor that if I seem him in a role and it doesn't annoy the everloving hell out of me, I am shocked.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008



Tato posted:

The opening 3 minutes alone is one of the most harrowing cinema experiences of my life
Never saw the movie, but I just watched the opening "song" and now I want to kill myself.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK


The Vosgian Beast posted:

I feel like tomato juice might be one of the least sexy possible beverages to pour on your boobs.

Ensure.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax


DoubleCakes posted:

John Leguizamo is that one actor that if I seem him in a role and it doesn't annoy the everloving hell out of me, I am shocked.

Did you like him in John Wick?

secretly best girl
Mar 27, 2007

I see you choosing that other route. How dare you.

Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

Did you like him in John Wick?

That was definitely a shocker from him because he didn't ham it up so much as go "oh poo poo dude" twice in two movies.

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008

DON'T DOUBLE DOWN ON YOUR STUPID SHIT JUST CAUSE YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY. YOU MAKE STUPID FUCKING DECISIONS ALL THE TIME THEN DOUBLE DOWN LIKE A PETULANT CHILD. GOD I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH SOMETIMES.

He has a lot of small roles in a ton of stuff that he's fine in, I don't know what you're complaining about.

well why not
Feb 9, 2009





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8qeDzD4fM#t=18s

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Gyges posted:

Ensure.

I said "one of" not "the"

Also Eggnog

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004



Jose Oquendo posted:

Yeah it's just going to be the same jokes for 4 weeks. The only difference will be the pedophile jokes in part 4. They could have had more fun with a Michael Bay month.

There is a lot of really specific weird and bizarre stuff in those movies beyond "dumb action" and "Shia sucks". Since they're doing each movie I'm pretty confident they'll dig into the movies and not just make the same jokes for four hours.

I mean these guys have done Star Wars Prequel and Schumacher Batman episodes without feeling stale, I don't think Transformers is gonna gently caress them up.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!



New Mailbag is up. The Eric 7/11 story is worth the price of admission alone.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010


Andrew's cackle at Eric being stoned in a 7/11 is incredible.

Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax


The Deleter posted:

Andrew's cackle at Eric being stoned in a 7/11 is incredible.

There are a lot of great moments in this show but I think last month's mailbag with Cabin's cackle at all the guys chiming in with Terrifying Chris Cabin Drug Adventure stories was the hardest I've ever laughed. The guy who'll tell off Grandma on Thanksgiving for liking Tyler Perry movies being the same guy who will tell you mushrooms are "basically like weed, it's fine" fascinates me.

well why not
Feb 9, 2009





Chris Cabin : Psychonaut is my favourite recurring segment.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011


Tiny Brontosaurus posted:

There are a lot of great moments in this show but I think last month's mailbag with Cabin's cackle at all the guys chiming in with Terrifying Chris Cabin Drug Adventure stories was the hardest I've ever laughed. The guy who'll tell off Grandma on Thanksgiving for liking Tyler Perry movies being the same guy who will tell you mushrooms are "basically like weed, it's fine" fascinates me.

"Chris Cabin will drag a veteran to the ground yelling about movies" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard, and I don't even think Crabin was present for that

Ninja 3, Disclosure and the mailbag were gold. HEY NINTENDO YOU WANNA GET hosed

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



Thank you for your popcorn.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016


Pillbug

I think the hardest I ever laughed at this podcast was during a mailbag maybe 2 or three months ago, when someone wrote in about finding a guy masturbating while watching an Adam Sandler movie on a phone. Before they got to that part of the email, Steve laughed at the thought of a ringtone of Sandler's idiotic "a doo bah doo bah duh" laugh and what it would be like if your phone went off during a meeting with that ringtone.

While that in itself was loving hilarious, Andrew really upped it. Steve was trying to do double duty as the ringtone and the person holding the phone in the scenario he imagined: "a doo bah doo bah duh" "oh I'm sorry I can't turn it off" "a doo bah doo bah duh" and Andrew had the showmanship to recognize he should jump in and take over the voice of the guy holding the phone, so Steve could do just the ringtone. I know I'm describing this like really badly, but if you heard that episode I think you'll agree, Andrew jumping in like that was perfect. Hats off.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.







All four of these guys have crazy chemistry with each other, and that's become even more evident since they've been doing the show consistently as a quartet

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!



Yeah, the reintroduction of Coyote Trickster God Chris Cabin as a regular commentator has really pushed the show to another level.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008



Man, I would love to hear a letter from the Marine dad about why he felt the need to have a buffer seat between him and his son.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

Coal Jobs for the Coal God



I wanna get hosed, Mark

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...





"Well thank god you had a third leg to crawl to that cable box," killed me.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK


Evil Mastermind posted:

Man, I would love to hear a letter from the Marine dad about why he felt the need to have a buffer seat between him and his son.

The popcorn was there to honor the fallen marines.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Theory: Demi Moore's character in Disclosure is the same as her character in Blame It On Rio and that's how she became a weird sexual deviant.

Doobie Keebler
May 9, 2005



Someone said she was a "sexual predator" and then Steve I think made the Predator clicking/purring noise. There was that second before it clicked and then I laughed very loud at work. I had to get up from my desk and take a walk. The last two episodes were fantastic.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006


Man Chris Cabin sounds like the best friend you could have growing up. He had all the drugs and all the tapes and I wouldn't be surprised if he was part of the ancient clan who would travel the woods worldwide planting all the woods porn

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Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.



I cannot wait for the We Hate Movies Power Hour.

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