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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

endless gurgling about dumb shit on a dying forum.

Gyges posted:

So do you have any cool Kristen Bell stories?







no. but i will find more pics later.
i am the ugly short one. it was 2005

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



bobkatt013 posted:

Nope the only confirmed ones are Russell Madness and Entourage

I literally have never heard of Russell Madness

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3904 days!


ravenkult posted:

Gotta send in my story about that one time a girl invited me over to her house to watch a movie and it ended up being a soft porno.

"Dear We Hate Movies, I never thought it could happen to me but..."

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Hockles posted:

I literally have never heard of Russell Madness

A few months back, I watched most of it on Netflix. It's terrible, but it features a tiny dog chocking a full grown man out. So it will always have a place in my heart.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

endless gurgling about dumb shit on a dying forum.

JT Smiley posted:

A few months back, I watched most of it on Netflix. It's terrible, but it features a tiny dog chocking a full grown man out. So it will always have a place in my heart.

heh. sounds amusing. I like when they talk about kids movies, because they always go for the hosed up jokes.

ZakAce
May 15, 2007

GF

Me a minute ago: What the gently caress is Russell Madness?

*does a google search*

Me now: :stare:

This sounds *insane*. I try not to throw that word around too much, but this sounds like it well and truly deserves that adjective. Holy crap, I can't wait.

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!

Dapper_Swindler posted:

heh. sounds amusing. I like when they talk about kids movies, because they always go for the hosed up jokes.

That's probably the highlight of the entire movie and it happens in the first half hour. I wanted more of that cute puppy putting roided up dudes in impossible wrestling moves!

User-Friendly
Apr 27, 2008

Is There a God? (Pt. 9)


I hope they cover Mortdecai, because the very existence of that movie makes no sense to me. Why make it seem in tone like a kid's movie but have it rated R? Who thought those irritating mustache ads were a good idea? Where did all that star power come from for such a lovely movie?

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.


User-Friendly posted:

I hope they cover Mortdecai, because the very existence of that movie makes no sense to me. Why make it seem in tone like a kid's movie but have it rated R? Who thought those irritating mustache ads were a good idea? Where did all that star power come from for such a lovely movie?

It's gotta be some Producers scheme, but instead of making it merely awful they made a movie your brain forgets was ever made.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3904 days!


Don't forget that 2015 was the year that Crackle put out a sequel to Joe Dirt involving time travel.

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009



User-Friendly posted:

I hope they cover Mortdecai, because the very existence of that movie makes no sense to me. Why make it seem in tone like a kid's movie but have it rated R? Who thought those irritating mustache ads were a good idea? Where did all that star power come from for such a lovely movie?

I didn't see Mortdecai, because no one saw Mortdecai, but based solely on the fact that Depp's last appearance on the show, Secret Window, is one of my all-time favorite episodes, I'd love to see them tackle another disastrous Depp flick.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



Crowetron posted:

I didn't see Mortdecai, because no one saw Mortdecai, but based solely on the fact that Depp's last appearance on the show, Secret Window, is one of my all-time favorite episodes, I'd love to see them tackle another disastrous Depp flick.

You stole my mustache.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3904 days!


Vulture's writeup of how inexplicable Mortdecai and its marketing is from way back n January is a wonderful read.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all


Fun Shoe

I don't know if its entirely kosher to do this in a WHM post, but I've found a new (goon-run) movie podcast that I've fallen in love with - This Was Rad. Two dudes talking about 80s movies, with one of theirs 14yo daughters. It's legitimately funny and interesting to see movies that WHM-type folks eat up through the mind of the younger generation.

E: vvv I haven't gotten to that one, but outside of some volume issues on their site I haven't had any audio issues. :shrug: Not all podcasts are using great tech...

MisterBibs fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Dec 31, 2015

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

MisterBibs posted:

I don't know if its entirely kosher to do this in a WHM post, but I've found a new (goon-run) movie podcast that I've fallen in love with - This Was Rad. Two dudes talking about 80s movies, with one of theirs 14yo daughters. It's legitimately funny and interesting to see movies that WHM-type folks eat up through the mind of the younger generation.

Seems like a cool idea, but I tried listening to their Labyrinth episode, and literally, physically could not, their audio quality is so terrible. I'm sure they're funny and interesting and charming, but none of that matters if I can't understand word one.

DrVenkman
Dec 27, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.


Speaking of MORTDECAI there was a look at Twitter tie-in accounts and what happens once the movies come out. Some are just sad (That WRATH OF THE TITANS one).

http://uproxx.com/movies/movie-twitter-accounts/

MinionOfCthulhu
Oct 28, 2005

I got this title for free due to my proximity to an idiot who wanted to save $5 on an avatar by having someone else spend $9.95 instead.


Animation Damnation episode is up. Apparently there was a Rudolph sequel! And it sounds awful! Amazing episode.

Edit: Sorry Eric I mean it sounds amazing also, probably the best Christmas special ever!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

endless gurgling about dumb shit on a dying forum.

MinionOfCthulhu posted:

Animation Damnation episode is up. Apparently there was a Rudolph sequel! And it sounds awful! Amazing episode.

Edit: Sorry Eric I mean it sounds amazing also, probably the best Christmas special ever!

I have seen this one like eric, a ton of times. its on family central every December like 20 times.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009


Rudolph's shiny new year is absolutely amazing and can't believe there are people who think it is poo poo, or that there are people who believe rankin bass is poo poo

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

FirstAidKite posted:

Rudolph's shiny new year is absolutely amazing and can't believe there are people who think it is poo poo, or that there are people who believe rankin bass is poo poo

The WHM review just made me want to watch it, because it sounded like my kind of crazy.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3904 days!


I was wondering when the circus would show up and then I realized that I was thinking of Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July and that there's a reason why ABC Family was able to make an annual tradition of airing nothing but Christmas specials for 25 days every year.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.



Having watched it for the first time in ages the week before this episode, it is every bit as insane as it sounds. I hope A Year Without A Santa Claus is next year, because that one barely makes more sense than this.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009


Oh please, the life and adventures of santa claus is far crazier than year without a santa claus. I mean, sure, year has the miser brothers and their mom, Mother Nature, but the life and adventures opens with a fuckin court ceremony welcoming all the immortals of the world to hold a hearing on whether or not santa should die or should be made immortal.

Tender Bender
Sep 17, 2004



What did they decide?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake



Oh, I completely forgot about Pixels. I wonder if that makes the list.

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

After the little tangent about the VA's lives from the Rudolph's Shiny New Year podcast I really want the WHM cast talk about how batshit crazy life in 1960's Hollywood was.

BexGu fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jan 3, 2016

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!



BexGu posted:

After the little tangent about the VA's lives from the Rudolph's Shiny New Year podcast I really want the WHM cast talk about how batshit crazy life in 1960's Hollywood was.

You should listen and subscribe to You Must Remember This. It's really good.

Soup du Jour
Sep 8, 2011

I always knew I'd die with a headache.



FirstAidKite posted:

Oh please, the life and adventures of santa claus is far crazier than year without a santa claus. I mean, sure, year has the miser brothers and their mom, Mother Nature, but the life and adventures opens with a fuckin court ceremony welcoming all the immortals of the world to hold a hearing on whether or not santa should die or should be made immortal.

Yeah, but does that movie have an extended musical number about how Mrs. Claus desires to be her husband?

Illinois Smith
Nov 15, 2003

Ninety-one? There are ninety other "Tiger Drivers"? Do any involve actual tigers, or driving?


I'll be super bummed out if they don't do Pixels, it sounds like Sandler listened to all the Bad Movie Podcast episodes on the Grown Ups movies and went "oh you sarcastic nerds haven't seen NOTHING yet!"

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

GrandpaPants posted:

You should listen and subscribe to You Must Remember This. It's really good.

Cool, looks good. Any suggestions on which one to listen to first or just jump in with #1?

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!



BexGu posted:

Cool, looks good. Any suggestions on which one to listen to first or just jump in with #1?

I think a lot of people came in with the Manson series, which coincidentally is also some "wow, 1960s Hollywood is pretty messed up" stuff.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

endless gurgling about dumb shit on a dying forum.

Illinois Smith posted:

I'll be super bummed out if they don't do Pixels, it sounds like Sandler listened to all the Bad Movie Podcast episodes on the Grown Ups movies and went "oh you sarcastic nerds haven't seen NOTHING yet!"

pixels has been done do death by everyone and anyone though.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
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Dapper_Swindler posted:

pixels has been done do death by everyone and anyone though.

Plus there's only so many ways to say "Adam Sandler is garbage" and I doubt the movie has a ton of truly baffling scenes to mock. It looks like pure poo poo but also boring poo poo, whereas a truly hated movie like Easy Rider 2 or After Earth had a few great "what the WHAT?" reactions.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!



kalensc posted:

Plus there's only so many ways to say "Adam Sandler is garbage" and I doubt the movie has a ton of truly baffling scenes to mock.

Doesn't Josh Gad's character gently caress Q-Bert?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.




Yes.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3904 days!


Adam Sandler only acted in Pixels, it's like Michael Bay and TMNT2014 all over again.

The Duke
May 18, 2004

The Angel from my Nightmare



I actually just watched Pixels last week (free rental, don't judge me) and it wasn't supremely horrible on the level of Jack & Jill/Grown Ups 2, it was just kind of boring. Like seeing your favorite 80s arcade characters come to life is kind of cool but for the most part it feels like they're playing the film version of Nick Arcade. Until the end, when Josh Gad fucks Qbert who has taken the form of a sexy warrior babe from a fake game he's obsessed with and has little Qbert babies.

I guess in retrospect there are some baffling things in the movie like Michelle Monaghan's character instantly falling for Adam Sandler's loser Geek Squad character, Sean Bean being in the movie for like 3 minutes, and Kevin James being the wackiest POTUS, but overall there were probably worse movies released last year. It'd still be a funny episode though and I'd love to hear them rip on some of the stupider things in there.

Hat Thoughts
Jul 27, 2012


Pixels has like 3 funny jokes which was more than I expected

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

endless gurgling about dumb shit on a dying forum.

kalensc posted:

Plus there's only so many ways to say "Adam Sandler is garbage" and I doubt the movie has a ton of truly baffling scenes to mock. It looks like pure poo poo but also boring poo poo, whereas a truly hated movie like Easy Rider 2 or After Earth had a few great "what the WHAT?" reactions.

this. its just boring and dumb and mediocre and its an easy target.

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well why not
Feb 9, 2009





kalensc posted:

Plus there's only so many ways to say "Adam Sandler is garbage"

And, unfortunately, The Worst Idea of All Time podcast has nearly fully exhausted the world's supply.

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