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TetsuoTW posted:I'm increasingly of the belief that people are right to say that the Internet is killing movie criticism, but not because it's making it more democratic or anything, because it's smothering it in an overwhelming pile of hyperbolic, literally prejudiced wank. Won't somebody think of the poor blockbusters and their nine-digit marketing budgets?
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TetsuoTW posted:I'm increasingly of the belief that people are right to say that the Internet is killing movie criticism, but not because it's making it more democratic or anything, because it's smothering it in an overwhelming pile of hyperbolic, literally prejudiced wank. Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 30, 2016 |
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Mar 30, 2016 02:24
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This thread is starting to get worse than Batman v. Superman.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:30
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enigmahfc posted:This thread is starting to get worse than Batman v. Superman.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:37
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enigmahfc posted:This thread is starting to get worse than Batman v. Superman. Eh, once we find out this thread's mother was named Martha, everything will be right again.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:38
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enigmahfc posted:This thread is starting to get worse than Batman v. Superman.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:39
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Corek posted:That reminds me that the guys have no Tom Waits impression They did one in the Captain N episode.
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Mar 30, 2016 02:50
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duz posted:Eh, once we find out this thread's mother was named Martha, everything will be right again. I have been giggling at Martha Manhunter all day, to the point that I think there might be something wrong with me. Also, as a resident of Kentucky, I feel that Metallo would be a better leader and representative for the state than Mitch McConnell is.
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Mar 30, 2016 03:49
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enigmahfc posted:I have been giggling at Martha Manhunter all day, to the point that I think there might be something wrong with me. Mitch Mcconnel is not Jimmy Olson turned into a turtle?
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Mar 30, 2016 03:53
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Are any of you Josh Hollis? If so, you continuously put out amazing stuff.
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Mar 30, 2016 04:14
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Steven did you block me on Facebook?!
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Mar 30, 2016 04:48
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TheFallenEvincar posted:This kind of reminds me of what happened with Fantastic 4 where everyone raced each other to put out self indulgent burn reviews about how this was totally THE WORST EVER in the most creaaaaaative and humorous ways If you were to cut that film into the twelve minutes doom was on screen it would be a great movie.
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Mar 30, 2016 05:26
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I like that one Halloween episode where instead of lines from horror movies they have a line from The Principal in the intro. ''Looks like you have a little boner for miss mary huh''
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Mar 30, 2016 05:28
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Corek posted:Nobody flamewars about Mystery Men, Daredevil 2004, or The Shadow I haven't listened to that Mystery Men episode because I like the movie too much. Why hasn't Frank Miller tried to ruin The Shadow?
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Mar 30, 2016 09:20
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TheFallenEvincar posted:*guitar riff* I was really surprised they hated on the Wonder Woman theme that much. I thought it was pretty bad-rear end (and it wasn't a guitar).
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Mar 30, 2016 11:44
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I'm kinder on the move than most others, but I thought her theme was loving terrible. It's like a riff that plays when you level up in a video game.
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Count Chocula posted:I haven't listened to that Mystery Men episode because I like the movie too much. He would rather ruin The Spirit
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Mar 30, 2016 13:58
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Why do the boys hate 300 so much? Have they talked about it in detail? I'm not a Hack Snyder fan but he was really good at incorporating cgi into that film. Is it because they are being libtards and don't like the fascist narrative of the comic book?
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Mar 30, 2016 15:17
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It's really boring. It's one of the only movies I've literally fallen asleep watching.
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It does manage the feat of being homophobic and homoerotic, which is impressive.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Why do the boys hate 300 so much? Have they talked about it in detail? I'm not a Hack Snyder fan but he was really good at incorporating cgi into that film. Is it because they are being libtards and don't like the fascist narrative of the comic book? I think a lot of it is residual hate for Frank Miller, which is always deserved.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Hack Snyder
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TetsuoTW posted:Really man? 
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Mar 30, 2016 17:05
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What's the episode where they posit a movie that ends with Stone Cold Steve Austin breaking the fourth wall and stone cold stunning everyone, with the social contract that no one would ever spoil that ending?
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Calaveron posted:What's the episode where they posit a movie that ends with Stone Cold Steve Austin breaking the fourth wall and stone cold stunning everyone, with the social contract that no one would ever spoil that ending? I feel like maybe Russell Madness just due to the wrestling in the movie. If not that then it was definitely released right around that time.
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Calaveron posted:What's the episode where they posit a movie that ends with Stone Cold Steve Austin breaking the fourth wall and stone cold stunning everyone, with the social contract that no one would ever spoil that ending? Was it Grown Ups 2? He's in that movie right?
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painynumbs posted:Was it Grown Ups 2? He's in that movie right? No, it was a relatively recent episode, and I remember it was a really melodramatic movie
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Mar 30, 2016 18:09
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Was it Jingle All The Way 2? That one had a lot of wrestling jokes, anyway.
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Mar 30, 2016 18:47
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I think it was The Last Witch Hunter?
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The Last Witch Hunter, I think
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Near the end of Last Witch Hunter. I forget what triggers the segway into it but it's in the last twenty minutes or so of the episode.
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Mar 30, 2016 19:41
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It was the unnecessary twist in The Last Witch Hunter.
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Batman's Kryptonite.
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I was pleasantly surprised by this week's episode. I was worried they would be too angry to be funny, but this week had some great bits.
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I swear that's all I was thinking after that part.
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Chickenfrogman posted:Near the end of Last Witch Hunter. I forget what triggers the segway into it but it's in the last twenty minutes or so of the episode. It was the fact that Vin Diesel comes back to life at the end. I think Steve starts saying Vin Diesel hears it from the crowd and gets back up and then they go from there. It's one of my favourite bits of WHM ever.
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Oh man, that episode was so good for their tangent on Vin Diesel paying for his gumar's family's Sunday brunch.
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"IM GONNA GIT YOUR SHOE SIZE; HRGGhhhhh!!!"- Steve Sajdak
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So I'm just getting around to listening to the BvS episode today. How, exactly, does The Gotham Bat convince people in prison to kill people he's branded? Like, does he have plants or something?
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Evil Mastermind posted:So I'm just getting around to listening to the BvS episode today. It's implied that he brands the worst types of criminals like human traffickers. It's vaguely analogous to how child rapists are targeted in prison. I'm sure that's the vibe they were going for at least.
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