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Jonked
Feb 15, 2005
TDBot let's break the losing streak

in

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anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
bye

anime was right fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Oct 27, 2015

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
bye

anime was right fucked around with this message at 05:57 on Oct 27, 2015

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
I am in.

Social Studies 3rd Period
Oct 31, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER



In! TDbot, do as you will.

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Train Brawl Vs. Bompacho

Flash rule: Story must take place on a subway train

1249 words

The Big Deal

flerp fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Dec 29, 2015

skwidmonster
Mar 31, 2015

THUNDERDOME LOSER
In.

take the moon
Feb 12, 2011

by sebmojo
in

tdbot how do i redeem myself :(

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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Alright you cock-guzzling shitblizzards. It's loving party time. Don't bother simpering and sputtering and grunting about how haaaard your prompt is, or that it's not inspiiiiring enough. Just go ahead and preemptively shove those useless noises right up your rear end in a top hat (you know, the place you keep your head). This week is going to be confusing and brutal and only the best domers will even live to see Sunday. Those who do will bathe in glory and other fluids and what I'm saying is, get tested after this. For everything.

Additionally, I'm offering what could loosely be termed as a """"prize""""". I'm going to draw the poo poo out of a scene from the winning story. So please don't do your usual thing and write sparse, talky nonsense.


謬Dbot> Freedom to travel, freedom to go and do whatever I wanted. | Puff by Barracuda Bang! - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1731

dmboogie posted:

tdbot is my friend

in

謬Dbot> We need the knowledge of how to quarry stones, to provide a solid framing for the well. | Untitled by Capntastic - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2127


謬Dbot> James spent a panicked moment wondering what to do, but the sound of the bells kicked off a strong impulse to return upstairs. | Marconi plays the mamba by Fumblemouse - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2282

Quidnose posted:

Did you miss me, thunderdome?

In

不ittinghere> tdbot, did you miss quidnose?

TDbot> I imagine your paymasters knew this. | Roaches by HaitianDivorce - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=911


Dr. Kloctopussy posted:

TDBot why do I always do this to myself?

edit: :toxx:

不ittinghere> tdbot why does drK always do this to herself
TDbot> We are splendid. | Rules of Combustion by sebmojo - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=599


Broenheim posted:

in

ask him about how much he loves anime for me, would you?

不ittinghere> tdbot, broenheim REALLY wants to know how much you love anime
TDbot> Also, if this does go to trial you may be asked to testify. | Snitches get Stitches by Greatbacon - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=773



不ittinghere> tdbot, a prompt for pham nuwen, if you could
TDbot> You need to deposit this money into your account. | Deposits by SadisTech - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3415



不ittinghere> tdbot you rear end in a top hat give me a prompt for tentacledate
TDbot> And Sol will be loving thrilled in 230 years. | Improper Time by Prolonged Priapism - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=471



不ittinghere> Tdbot, kurona_bright's prompt, if you could
TDbot> Her body twisted and contorted. | Narapatta by Wrageowrapper - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=116



sittinghere> tdbot make sure to give newt an extra lovely prompt ok?
TDbot> Nine, the man repeated. | Grey by Ironic Twist - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2366
sittinghere> ty



Bompacho posted:

I'm in.

I'd like to know TDbot, why you hate me almost as much as you hate crabrock?

不ittinghere> tdbot bompacho would like to know why you hate him almost as much as crabrock
TDbot> They sliced the cake and found more Krugerrands with every slice. | Gold in Every Slice by Superb Owls - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2671

theblunderbuss posted:

Totally in for as momentous a week as this.

btw happy birthday everybody

sittinghere> tdbot how should theblunderbuss celebrate TD's birthday?
TDbot> She slammed the door shut. | Retreat by Ironic Twist - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2891



sittinghere> tdbot please give ironic twist the dumbest prompt ever
TDbot> Each wore a simple white robe and a pair of leather sandals. | The Inside Job by Thalamas - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1964


Mercedes posted:

TDbot. Oh TDbot. My one true fam. I'm in. Let's write about robooooots!

不ittinghere> tdbot please deliver one diaper full of prompt for Mercedes
TDbot> I read online that they've been taking padlocks down with bolt cutters after part of the bridge collapsed. | Death I Think Is No Parenthesis by Grizzled Patriarch - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2784

Jonked posted:

TDBot let's break the losing streak

in

sittinghere> tdbot, helped jonked break their losing streak
TDbot> Send the scouts out, Mahdi But he didn't. | When Judas saved Jesus. by Cache Cab - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2249

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

I CHOOSE DEATH

<lou> tdbot, how will i embrace the glorious unknown?
<+TDbot> I serve tea to the girl in the Chipped Yellow Cup. | A Madman’s Diary by V for Vegas - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=440

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

btw that means IM IN

I have no idea if that was supposed to be your prompt so CONGRATULATIONS, here is a prompt from me

sittinghere> tdbot give Lou a real prompt
TDbot> The television stayed on, and she jammed the button again, curling her lip. | Revolution by Noah - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=363


sittinghere> Tdbot, please give me a prompt for obliterati
8:04 PM <謬Dbot> I pant from exhaustion, satisfied at the swift carnivore justice that I helped make possible. | Gertie's Game by Nikaer Drekin - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2197


C7ty1 posted:

In! TDbot, do as you will.

sittinghere> Tdbot, please give c7ty1 a sweet and good prompt
TDbot> Dude what the hell are you doing, calm down, Daniel said. | What Comes Next by Noah - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2499



sittinghere> tdbot you chucklefuck stop screwing around and give skwidmonster a prompt
TDbot> I knew my brother's pain would intensify for a few moments, but that pain would promote healing. | Insufferable Commandments of the Pagan Shrine by hotsoupdinner - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3140

spectres of autism posted:

in

tdbot how do i redeem myself :(

sittinghere> tdbot, you absolute swine, how can Spectres redeem himself
TDbot> The captured Professor's prototype Dimensislip had somehow malfunctioned mid-escape and now he was trapped between planes. | The Eleventh Hours by Fumblemouse - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2673

Sitting Here fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Aug 5, 2015

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

In!

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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不ittinghere> Tdbot, what should Fuschia Tude write about
TDbot> I heard a voice tell me to act, and took a knife to a line of shackled prisoners. | Last Words by crabrock - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1380

curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

Come fight terrifying creatures in the THUNDERDOME!
gently caress it, I'm in.

TDBot, what does it mean to "love"?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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curlingiron posted:

gently caress it, I'm in.

TDBot, what does it mean to "love"?

TDbot: But now, I will take *you* back! | Trouble, Trouble by dmboogie - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3596

SadisTech
Jun 26, 2013

Clem.
In. gently caress you TDBot, do your worst. :toxx:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Fun Shoe
I worked on my laptop a bit and I can get it to stay on for several minutes at a time, which means I can write. I am IN!

TDBot, I don't care about true love. Will I ever find true hate?

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






Tyrannosaurus posted:

I thought this was a cool idea for a prompt and I'm just so, so sad now because of what got submitted for it.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









SadisTech posted:

In. gently caress you TDBot, do your worst. :toxx:

sebmojangles gently caress you tdbot, do your worst
TDbot But he is clever in a way that makes me have these memories, and so I have to explore further. | Hide, Harry by Symptomless Coma - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1278

Screaming Idiot posted:

I worked on my laptop a bit and I can get it to stay on for several minutes at a time, which means I can write. I am IN!

TDBot, I don't care about true love. Will I ever find true hate?

sebmojangles tdbot will screaming idiot ever find true hate?
TDbot The android lead with a quick, low jab, and Ten took the full weight of the machine. | Sting like a 01100010 by Quidnose - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1405

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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Per IRC request, I am re-rolling for Newtestleper. This means his wordcount is now 900 words as a penalty.

不ittinghere> tdbot, pls reroll for newtestleper
TDbot> About how old he felt, how alien the bar around him seemed. | Saturday Night by Econosaurus - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=609


I will do rerolls for no more than three additional people. You are stuck with what you get, no take-backsies. There will be a wordcount reduction. it won't necessarily be the same reduction for everyone. You could end up with 600 or 1100.

Bad Seafood
Dec 10, 2010


If you must blink, do it now.
In.

Is it possible to achieve happiness without sacrifice? Tell me the answer to that question one day...

Entenzahn
Nov 15, 2012

What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?
In.

TDbot,
in a finite reality where the inevitable conclusion to all existence is the cold embrace of the void, why bother?

docbeard
Jul 18, 2011

Deny it!” cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. “Slander those who tell it ye. Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And abide the end.”
In with a :toxx:

O fish tdbot, art thou constant to the old covenant?

epoch.
Jul 24, 2007

When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.
I have to travel to DC for a couple days for work so I can't make any promises but ask your drat dirty robot a question for me anyway.

Edit -- maybe I have reading comprehension problems but what exactly are we supposed to do with the sentence we get? Are we required to use the sentence verbatim? Because that would be cool.

epoch. fucked around with this message at 11:46 on Aug 5, 2015

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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epoch. posted:

I have to travel to DC for a couple days for work so I can't make any promises but ask your drat dirty robot a question for me anyway.

Edit -- maybe I have reading comprehension problems but what exactly are we supposed to do with the sentence we get? Are we required to use the sentence verbatim? Because that would be cool.

if we read the story and are all scooby doo style 'huhhh?' about how the tdbot line relates to what we just read, we'll be angry.

but there's going to be anger regardless, so just follow the viscous diktats of your heartblood

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Aug 5, 2015

Jick Magger
Dec 27, 2005
Grimey Drawer
in. My wife's out of town this week, so I should have plenty of time to get stoned write!

Lazy Beggar
Dec 9, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
In. And I suppose with a :toxx:

Auraboks
Mar 24, 2013

...huh?
In.

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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Bad Seafood posted:

In.

Is it possible to achieve happiness without sacrifice? Tell me the answer to that question one day...

不ittinghere> tdbot, badseafood would like to know, is it possible to achieve happiness without sacrifice?
TDbot> he laughed and pounded on the table, spilling some of his coffee. | The Heist by Mercedes - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=297

Entenzahn posted:

In.

TDbot,
in a finite reality where the inevitable conclusion to all existence is the cold embrace of the void, why bother?

不ittinghere> tdbot, ent would like to know, in a finite reality where the inevitable conclusion to all existence is the cold embrace of the void, why bother?
TDbot> So they can take the turns faster, I hissed to my father, who shushed me unseeingly. | The Farce by God Over Djinn - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1579

docbeard posted:

In with a :toxx:

O fish tdbot, art thou constant to the old covenant?

不ittinghere> tdbot, art though constant to the old covenant?
TDbot> *And every day there are more.* Shana popped open her stash of anti-virals, the few left rattling in the bottom. | Dystopian Chick, Lit by Erik Shawn-Bohner - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=26

epoch. posted:

I have to travel to DC for a couple days for work so I can't make any promises but ask your drat dirty robot a question for me anyway.

Edit -- maybe I have reading comprehension problems but what exactly are we supposed to do with the sentence we get? Are we required to use the sentence verbatim? Because that would be cool.

不ittinghere> tdbot lets think of a GOOD line for epoch, ok?
TDbot> Mostly it'd be a formality, but if we have any other incidents it would certainly be useful to have you. | Making Friends Over Syrup by Nikaer Drekin - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1092

Jick Magger posted:

in. My wife's out of town this week, so I should have plenty of time to get stoned write!

不ittinghere> tdbot give jick magger something to think about while he's getting stoned
TDbot> Hands where I can see them, girl. | Prophet of Death by CantDecideOnAName - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1078

Lazy Beggar posted:

In. And I suppose with a :toxx:

不ittinghere> last one for now, tdbot. Please give lazy beggar a prompt.
TDbot> I hope she brings Jim back from the hospital soon. | Spring Mounted Lego Launchers by Whalley - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2921



不ittinghere> oh, i lied
不ittinghere> tdbot please think of a prompt for auraboks
謬Dbot> What the...the hell? | Footlong by tenniseveryone - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1940
不ittinghere> =\
不ittinghere> tdbot please come up with a prompt for auraboks
謬Dbot> Thomas inquired about all sorts of things that night, but kept coming back to his father and his amazing stories. | Thomas and the Elf by Illegal Carrot - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=1779

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Since it's a special occasion I want to try. Computer, please give me a prompt.

Sitting Here
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Mons Hubris posted:

Since it's a special occasion I want to try. Computer, please give me a prompt.

不ittinghere> tdbot, one prompt for Mons Hubris. Earl grey. Hot
TDbot> You're not going to be able to overcome your habit without taking this seriously, Philip. | Just One More by Obliterati - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3267

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

TDbot, I'd like a prompt taken from in one of sebmojo's stories.

Sitting Here
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Maugrim posted:

TDbot, I'd like a prompt taken from in one of sebmojo's stories.

不ittinghere> !randfrom sebmojo
TDbot> Destroy it, destroy the ship. | A Lucky Break by sebmojo - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=868

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor
At what may be the worst time for our fledgling label and upcoming series of showcase events, lovely Band practice is cancelled this week. Which makes it the "best" time for a TD! In.

Devorum
Jul 30, 2005

In.

I've been waffling over whether to enter for weeks...the birthday bash is a good week, I suppose.

TDBot: What have I gotten my terribly inexperienced self into?

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After The War posted:

At what may be the worst time for our fledgling label and upcoming series of showcase events, lovely Band practice is cancelled this week. Which makes it the "best" time for a TD! In.

sittinghere> tdbot should After the War quite his band and become a famous writer?
TDbot> The French can be forgiven a little risqu clothing. | Diplomacy by SquirrelFace - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3646


Devorum posted:

In.

I've been waffling over whether to enter for weeks...the birthday bash is a good week, I suppose.

TDBot: What have I gotten my terribly inexperienced self into?

sittinghere> tdbot what has devorum got their terribly inexperienced self into
TDbot> And they probably didn't think much of a half-Abo kid who sleeps in his boat getting up their rich white little buddy on a daily basis. | Bait by SadisTech - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3322

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Kids go back to school tomorrow praise the baby jesus. I am in, and I will submit poo poo.

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magnificent7 posted:

Kids go back to school tomorrow praise the baby jesus. I am in, and I will submit poo poo.

sittinghere> tdbot what's the mag7est prompt u got
TDbot> DOOM BOX came after the baby-nuke. | DOOM BOX by twinkle cave - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=843

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
In.

TDbot, are you real or super?

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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Schneider Heim posted:

In.

TDbot, are you real or super?

sittinghere> tdbot, are you real or are you super?
TDbot> Inside the hole, someone had prepared a coffin. | On the Morning That We Buried My Father Alive by Grizzled Patriarch - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=2701

Swarm
Aug 18, 2014

by XyloJW
In. :toxx:

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










sebmojo: tdbot when the swarm comes to devour us what will remain
TDbot: sputtered yet another, spittle dribbling down his neck-wattle. | Machine March by Screaming Idiot - http://writocracy.com/thunderdome/?story=3319

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