Thunderdome 2015teen: Weekly Stories with Positive People

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

newtestleper posted:

No, just because the judges took a capricious, unearned, yet surprisingly vicious dislike to you.

That certainly saves a few steps!

newtestleper posted:

GREED

a particular food, in a particular time, in a particular place

And thank you for that!

# ? Aug 19, 2015 21:33

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# ? Feb 5, 2023 17:02

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

skwidmonster posted:

So I'm gonna go ahead and yoink all of these and say do your worst, gently caress nuggets, cuz I'm a loose cannon with nothing to lose.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 21:41

hubris.height: Jan 6, 2005; Pork Pro

skwidmonster posted:

So hi there
I pretty much need one gently caress of an entry this time. I mean, not that I give a poo poo about TD's good graces, but if I have a reputation I'd at least like to be the guy who's an rear end in a top hat because he's an rear end in a top hat and not a no-show. So I'm gonna go ahead and yoink all of these and say do your worst, gently caress nuggets, cuz I'm a loose cannon with nothing to lose.

*YOINK*

I'll see you sweet little babies Monday.

Try it and the only thing you're gonna be writing is your obituary.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:03

Entenzahn: Nov 15, 2012; What will you say when
your child asks:
why did you fail Thunderdome?

FACT: Anyone on team greed who takes less than three flash rules is a phony, and might be better off switching to a lame team, like gluttony.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:12

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

Sloth is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Sloth you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Sloth motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 22:53

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.; Fun Shoe

Obliterati posted:

Screaming Idiot, get your toxx down or flee into the night.

*hurls down a :toxx:

before running naked into the darkened woods, dick a-flappin' in the breeze, a trail of glitter sparkling in his wake*

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:01

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

bye

anime was right fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Oct 27, 2015

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:23

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Broenheim posted:

Sloth is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Sloth you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Sloth motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.

Team Sloth represent. Chillest team.

~WeLandedOnTheMoon!420Kush

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:24

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Yeah okay, in.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:35

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007; BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME

HopperUK posted:

Yeah okay, in.

LUST

all my little somethings

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:36

epoch.: Jul 24, 2007; When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Team Sloth represent. Chillest team.

~WeLandedOnTheMoon!420Kush

i was gonna empty-quote this. you know, to concur your point. then i realized broham is on our team and i realized we're not the chillest team. more like the team with the most gaybos.

bro, ima let you keep your poo poo prompt (because it is poo poo; as referenced by its own title "poo poo prompt") but i offer you my prompt, anyway. come at me, you dirty redacted. let's go head-to-head on this poo poo.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:48

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

epoch. posted:

i was gonna empty-quote this. you know, to concur your point. then i realized broham is on our team and i realized we're not the chillest team. more like the team with the most gaybos.

bro, ima let you keep your poo poo prompt (because it is poo poo; as referenced by its own title "poo poo prompt") but i offer you my prompt, anyway. come at me, you dirty redacted. let's go head-to-head on this poo poo.

but sloths are super chill, but you know what, how about this, if the judges deem my story worse then yours, I will not only give you a line-by-line, but I will write AND do a dramatic reading of my cyberpunk merman story I promised to Kaishai

im not using your flash rule because im lazy btw

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:52

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007; BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME

Jitzu_the_Monk posted:

"Peccantem me quotidie et non penitentem. Timor mortis conturbat me, quia in inferno nulla est redemptio." (I do sin daily and don't repent. The fear of death disturbs me, for in hell there is no redemption)

SLOTH

When this is not, that is not
This ceasing, that ceases.

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:53

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Jitzu_the_Monk posted:

"Peccantem me quotidie et non penitentem. Timor mortis conturbat me, quia in inferno nulla est redemptio." (I do sin daily and don't repent. The fear of death disturbs me, for in hell there is no redemption)

GLUTTONY
cramming it in fistfuls

^^ take both of these sins

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:54

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Team Sloth is always open for new members.

Low and Slow, Baby

# ? Aug 19, 2015 23:55

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.; Fun Shoe

Sitting Here posted:

The (literally) ragtag group of rebels go and take on TA-L0S (I�m choosing to believe this is an Elder Scrolls reference), rescue dad (who will have sorted out some sort of anti-evil-robot device), and defeat the bad robots. It�s all very neat and predictable, and that�s why it doesn�t really stand alone as a flash piece.

C'mon, I even mentioned he looked like a bronze statue! :smith:

# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:03

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007; BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME

Screaming Idiot posted:

C'mon, I even mentioned he looked like a bronze statue!

Right, and I made the willful choice to think of a video game instead. Who do you think you're dealing with here???

I am going to take this opportunity to surreptitiously quote myself though.

Sitting Here posted:

here's a thing

Last week myself, Ironic Twist, Djeser, and Kaishai did a recap of Week 157 (robot week).

Right now these recordings are meant to be additional critique/running commentary on Thunderdome. Like the ESPN of lovely stories. I'm hesitant to call what we have a "podcast" at this point, but I'm hoping we can grow in that direction. If anyone is good at audio/recording, scripting, or general podcast things, I would love your input. Pop into #Thunderdome on synIRC and lemme know what you think.

https://soundcloud.com/sittinghere/thunderdome-week-157-recap

# ? Aug 20, 2015 00:05

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

Any goons who received a negative mention during weeks 157 (Robots) or 158 (Pokemon) will receive a thorough crit from me if they enter into this week* :siren:

*Domer must actually claim the crit though, because I don't want to crit a story if someone doesn't want it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:03

Barnaby Profane: Feb 23, 2012; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

I, Benny Profane, do proclaim that amongst the tales of lust that shall be submitted this week, mine shall be the lustiest, and shall provoke within the unwashed cheeto-dust-encrusted jorts of the judges an unfamiliar yet pleasing stirring of the loins.

As for my fellow libidinous scribes, their woeful tales of amorous misadventure will bear the malodour of poorly crafted slash fiction. The next time the judges feel the stirrings of romance, they shall be reminded of some supremely unsexy detail present within these lesser tales, their erotic mood shall be spoiled, and they shall curse the names of those degenerate authors aloud.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:19

Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.; Fun Shoe

Benny Profane posted:

I, Benny Profane, do proclaim that amongst the tales of lust that shall be submitted this week, mine shall be the lustiest, and shall provoke within the unwashed cheeto-dust-encrusted jorts of the judges an unfamiliar yet pleasing stirring of the loins.

look man as long as your story has giant robots in it i will jerk my gherkin to it and send you the photos as established in the letter i mailed you

you know, the one written entirely with letters clipped out of various magazines with the attached polaroid of a decaying raccoon

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Any goons who received a negative mention during weeks 157 (Robots) or 158 (Pokemon) will receive a thorough crit from me if they enter into this week*

*Domer must actually claim the crit though, because I don't want to crit a story if someone doesn't want it.

Also I'll take this if you don't mind; thanks in advance for the effort.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:22

epoch.: Jul 24, 2007; When people say there is too much violence in my books, what they are saying is there is too much reality in life.

I'm just gonna say this once: If your lust story gives me an actual boner, I will give you a line-by-line critique of anything you loving want that you have written*

* up to 5,000 words.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:55

kurona_bright: Mar 21, 2013

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

Any goons who received a negative mention during weeks 157 (Robots) or 158 (Pokemon) will receive a thorough crit from me if they enter into this week*

*Domer must actually claim the crit though, because I don't want to crit a story if someone doesn't want it.

I'd like that, please.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 01:59

Sitting Here: Dec 31, 2007; BLO OD E M PR E SS

of

THUDNER-DOME

epoch. posted:

I'm just gonna say this once: If your lust story gives me an actual boner, I will give you a line-by-line critique of anything you loving want that you have written

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:01

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

epoch. posted:

I'm just gonna say this once: If your lust story gives me an actual boner, I will give you a line-by-line critique of anything you loving want that you have written*

* up to 5,000 words.

Here loving here. If any of you sweaty nerds can pop my bone (honor system) I'll write a minimum 1000 word slashfic inspired by your story and post it in thread.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:03

a new study bible!: Feb 1, 2009; BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly

That challenge applies to all sins.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 02:05

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Challenge another goon to a brawl to grab their flash rule, if it's not your sin.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 07:24

Martello: Apr 29, 2012; by XyloJW

guh

# ? Aug 20, 2015 10:07

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Martello posted:

guh

WRATH
bullets are the beauty of the blistering sky

# ? Aug 20, 2015 12:09

Mons Hubris: Aug 29, 2004; fanci flup

I've been challenged to sign up so I guess I will tentatively say I'm in, but I don't have a lot of time to do it right this week!

# ? Aug 20, 2015 13:08

SlipUp: Sep 30, 2006; stayin c o o l

If any of you even dreams of beating me, ya better wake up and apologize.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 13:48

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

In with a

# ? Aug 20, 2015 14:02

Social Studies 3rd Period: Oct 31, 2012; THUNDERDOME LOSER

N. Senada posted:

In with a

Hey, I don't even know what sin or flash rule you're going to get, but I'm already just positively green with envy for you, already imagining how you're going to use it to weave a fantastic tale.

wait no sorry that's just me trying not to vomit at the thought of your story, oops

Whatever it is, I want your flash. Brawl, motherfucker. ( :toxx:

and all)

more blood

# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:08

docbeard: Jul 18, 2011; Deny it!” cried the Spirit, stretching out its hand towards the city. “Slander those who tell it ye. Admit it for your factious purposes, and make it worse. And abide the end.”

I don't know how it is with these other sins, but lust isn't about tearing people apart. It's about bringing people together, as filthily as possible.

And so, I offer this pledge. Any of my Lust-Buddies who enters into an unholy union (what the unlusty might refer to as a "brawl") with some other sinner will receive a critique from me, of either your entry this week or your brawl piece.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 16:28

Thyrork: Apr 21, 2010; "COME PLAY MECHS M'LANCER."

Or at least use Retrograde Mini's to make cool mechs and fantasy stuff.; Slippery Tilde

quote:

Thyrork - I got a letter this mornin, how do you reckon it read? It said, 'Hurry, hurry, yeah, your love is dead
WeLandedOnTheMoon! - gently caress it; good enough

I think I'll use this as well. Maybe.

_{_{_{_{If I put effort into my poo poo talking, I wouldn't be very slothful would I?}}}}

# ? Aug 20, 2015 18:46

dmboogie: Oct 4, 2013

sebmojo posted:

LUST
spectres of auitism - innocence remains

You know, I originally thought I would be sated with my own rule, but this is simply irresistible. I'll have it.

# ? Aug 20, 2015 18:58

Thranguy: Apr 21, 2010; Deceitful and black-hearted, perhaps we are. But we would never go against the Code. Well, perhaps for good reasons. But mostly never.