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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again



So SH doesn't get any ideas about chaining me to the judgethrone this week, I'm in.

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Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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cargohills posted:

This sounds like a good week to lose, I'm in. Flash rule too, please.

Your villain walks in on their minions/friends/lover/pet/whoever committing an act of betrayal.

A Classy Ghost posted:

In, flash me.

Your villain is trapped somewhere at the start of your story.

SkaAndScreenplays
Dec 11, 2013

by Pragmatica


Still In but Flash me, I'm having issues getting off the ground.

newtestleper
Oct 30, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


SkaAndScreenplays posted:

IN
Quotes entire prompt post like an idiot

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax


Fun Shoe

In.

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.


Pillbug

Flash dance me!

simplefish
Mar 28, 2011

So long, and thanks for all the fish gallbladdΣrs!



gently caress it, I'm in. Flash me as well, why not?

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.





In.

Barnaby Profane
Feb 23, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Any good villain needs a scar.

In, and I'll take a flash rule too, please.

lost old man
Nov 4, 2009

I AM HUNGER.
I FEED.


long time lurker jumping in.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




In with a flash rule, please.

Thranguy
Apr 21, 2010

Yes, the good words are gone.

Why are the good words gone?!




In, and Flash me.

Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

In, with a flash rule please!

Blue Wher
Apr 27, 2010

The Smart Baseball Dargon Sez:

"Baseball is chaos!"

His bat is signed by Carl "Yaz" Yastrzemski


In with a flash rule1

OfChristandMen
Feb 13, 2006

GENERIC CANDY AVATAR #2


In. First time Domer, read through last week and Wizard week.

So far I've learned to never edit my posts. Ever.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007


OfChristandMen posted:

In. First time Domer, read through last week and Wizard week.

So far I've learned to never edit my posts. Ever.

Don't even edit your stories just write and post immediately

Sitting Here
Dec 31, 2007


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SkaAndScreenplays posted:

Still In but Flash me, I'm having issues getting off the ground.

Your villain has a retail day job.

simplefish posted:

gently caress it, I'm in. Flash me as well, why not?

Your villain gets stuck in traffic.

Benny Profane posted:

Any good villain needs a scar.

In, and I'll take a flash rule too, please.

Your villain was just kicked out of the International Association of Supervillains

Pham Nuwen posted:

In with a flash rule, please.

Your villain has difficulty returning something to IKEA/some other lovely furniture store.

Thranguy posted:

In, and Flash me.

Your villain’s plan hinges on potatoes.

Doctor Idle posted:

In, with a flash rule please!

Your villain has a fear of public speaking. Odd side note, they love the occasional bit of karaoke

Blue Wher posted:

In with a flash rule1

Your villain is SUPER proud of their __________ collection. (Fill in the blank)

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Dec 31, 2007


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OfChristandMen posted:

In. First time Domer, read through last week and Wizard week.

So far I've learned to never edit my posts. Ever.

Just don't edit stories once they're posted. Any other posts you can edit into oblivion and beyond, go nuts.

blue squares posted:

Don't even edit your stories just write and post immediately

also, here's an easy tip from an old pro, don't listen to Blue Squares. Unless he's a judge. *looks at this week's judge lineup* :suicide:

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Dec 31, 2007


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RedTonic posted:

Flash dance me!

Your villain is always physically hungry, and it sucks.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002


OfChristandMen posted:

So far I've learned to never edit my posts. Ever.

you're like, miles ahead of most domers because you know how to read.

JcDent
May 13, 2013

Give me a rifle, one round, and point me at Berlin!


Sitting Here posted:

:siren: Week 146: The Ones You Hate to Love :siren:

I'm in. Have been thinking about evil over lord list related tales for a looong time.

ravenkult
Feb 3, 2011




in, flash me.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.


ravenkult posted:

in, flash me.

Your MC will have lost an arm before the story opens due to his or her own stupidity/clumsiness.

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Overwined posted:

Your MC will have lost an arm before the story opens due to his or her own stupidity/clumsiness.

Ah, sorry champ. Flash rules are for judges only, unless the rules say otherwise. It's confusing if everyone is giving out rules to each other, usually.

In light of that,


ravenkult posted:

in, flash me.

Your villain has a therapist.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.


Sitting Here posted:

Ah, sorry champ. Flash rules are for judges only, unless the rules say otherwise. It's confusing if everyone is giving out rules to each other, usually.

In light of that,

Fine then, count me in and I'll use my own inspiration.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again



Djeser posted:

:toxx: If I do not win once by the end of the year, I must post the steampunk story I wrote in high school in the thread. :toxx:

*quietly deletes Djeser's Secret Shame.docx*

Jonked
Feb 15, 2005

by exmarx


I'm in

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.





Djeser posted:

*quietly deletes Djeser's Secret Shame.docx*

Nice job, Crabrock.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002


nooooooooo. i take back that win.

in. i don't have an evil bone in my body, so i'll let tdbot help me.

Posthumor
Jan 13, 2015

~amine~

I would like to signup please! (First Thunderdrome yay!)

Posthumor fucked around with this message at 22:14 on May 19, 2015

God Over Djinn
Jan 17, 2005

onwards and upwards


I am in and I am :toxx:.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

SCREAMING IDIOT IS IN. SCREAMING IDIOT IS ALSO :toxx:ING HIMSELF THIS WEEK.

Fuschia tude
Dec 26, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019



Please to be flashing

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

Hey, can I have a flash rule?

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006


:siren: The Blueskwid Gypsy Monster Square Off :siren:

Skwidmonster and blue squares. Here’s your prompt. By request, you fuckers will each complete your own version of the following story:

***

“I dunno, man. There are worse things than being turned into a spider.”

“Like what?”

“Like being turned into… I dunno. Something a spider eats. A fly, maybe?”

“But I don’t want to be a spider!” Quinn said, “I don’t want to turn into anything! I want to stay a human!”

Jason shrugged. The internet hadn’t been helpful in answering “How to fix a gypsy curse” and that meant he was pretty much out of options. He hadn’t learned anything about how to fix his friend. He did learn that “gypsy” was an outdated, pejorative term and that it was more appropriate to use “Roma” or “Romani” because there were too many negative and stereotypical associations with “gypsy.” Like the belief that they could cast curses.

Which it turns out they could. At least some of them. At least one of them.

Quinn covered his face with his hands. That morning, two more eyes had opened on his forehead. Jason reached over and rubbed his buddy’s back.

“It’s okay, man,” Jason said, “We just need to find their camp. See if we can trade something to get you back to normal.”

***

You have 1,000 words to use as you wish. However, you're not allowed to a change a single word of mine. Submit by 11.59 pm on May 29th. Submit something worth my time.

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006


If you've forgotten, acceptance of a brawl comes with a mandatory, automatic :toxx:. Just thought I'd remind you both not to fail.

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Dec 31, 2007


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Fuschia tude posted:

Please to be flashing

Your villain is allergic to something really common.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Hey, can I have a flash rule?

Your villain is parent to a young child

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

Sitting Here posted:

Your villain is parent to a young child

Sitting Here
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it goes without saying I will keenly smell even the most diluted drop of fanfic and flay you accordingly ;)

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.


Fun Shoe

The joke is on you because I wrote that movie years ago in preparation for that flash rule. I also wrote the first, second, and fourth Shrek movies.

Also, I think you have the flash rules switched in the prompt-post.

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