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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I would pay extra for a personal greeting from shim written inside the cover.
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Obama Africanus posted:"Shims Struggle: How to accidentally Cuck a dude during the global war on terror and bag your first half black chick at the same time." That story is and will always be the military Great Gatsby to me. You told our story, and you told it with your cock. I tip my hat to you.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I will absolutely buy a copy if this happens.
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If international shipping is an option I'll get one or two, missed the boat on the dick-art project.
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I would pay some good, hard-earned, US American dollars for that book.
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Brenwolf posted:I would pay some good, hard-earned, US American dollars for that book. I would also pay ill-gotten US American dollars for that book.
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Put me down for one if its less than $30. I think 50FA should write the forward though.
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:That story is and will always be the military Great Gatsby to me. You told our story, and you told it with your cock. I tip my hat to you. Link please
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That thread's probably long archived by now and I don't have access. Ask shim to retell.
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An unnamed and ironically not azn GIP bro's wife cheated on him with me while he was overseas. We figured it out one night on IRC talking about if we had banged subhumans or half coloureds and I described his ex to a t, turns out it was her once I told him her name / the shifty town it happened in after her and I met at dinner one night at a resteraunt/bar. Didn't believe it till he knew her name and had pics haha. Sorry, again dude. If it makes you feel better I probably gave her HPV. Good news was she never hosed him after me they divorced and now we all have a funny story to remember, cuz gipppers marry whores and shim dont wear rubbers and is serious about tucking milwifetrash. My secret kink. OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jan 11, 2015 |
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Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his?
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his? That like wasn't a story, that's life in Intel sperg cuckland for you. But yeah. The gip one was funnier because it's so loving sad to meet your hosed up Eskimo brother via gip. I don't lead a good life. Not enough psychotropic meds around to unclog my mental toilet after its all said and done.
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Why is it the legacy of eskimo brotherhood that the woman must always be Jerry Springer trash grade stripper / EBT / drunk driving moms? Every time, man.
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his?
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Obama Africanus posted:An unnamed and ironically not azn GIP bro's wife cheated on him with me while he was overseas. We figured it out one night on IRC talking about if we had banged subhumans or half coloureds and I described his ex to a t, turns out it was her once I told him her name / the shifty town it happened in after her and I met at dinner one night at a resteraunt/bar. When you die, we'll be left with nothing.
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i'll buy if we can get shipped to nz
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I didn't get a dick book,. I had better get one of these motherfuckers or imma friendly fire GiP.
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i demand transcripts of honeyboy bradley posts, and the entire IDR doxxing thread as seperate chapters in shim book. with maybe a groverhaus coloring book section. "Scribble where the insulation should go in this picture", "Count the mismatched windows in this picture", etc.
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I'll buy it.
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Missed out on Dickbook, not going to miss out on this.
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Wait, no, that wasn't it. Wasn't there some dude who unknowingly knocked up a Major's wife and he raised the kid as his bastard even though the kid clearly wasn't his? That's a subplot in some WEB Griffin milporn, so you might remember it from there.
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I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment.
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Kandak Sayaqa posted:I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment. And this guy just made sure this poo poo is happening, no matter what.
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oh dear
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Obama Africanus posted:And this guy just made sure this poo poo is happening, no matter what. YES. put me down for 4 copies until i state otherwise.
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Kandak Sayaqa posted:I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment. If you mosey on into the ISARC and see a gay pride flag that's probably mine. And get one to ISRD as well. There's always babes in ISRD.
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Kandak Sayaqa posted:I'm not yet disgruntled enough to be a GIPper, but I'll gladly support this worthy endeavor. Please ship to APO boxes. Leaving a copy on the CAOC ops floor will be the high point of my deployment. If someone is working at an OWS I will pay for a copy to be left on the ops floor.
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If things work out I can plant one in another caoc.
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This'll be the GIP scat swap video.
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Sjurygg posted:This'll be the GIP scat swap video. Deja vu
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Terrible Robot posted:I'm not a real GiP but I like this forum and Shim makes me smile. I'm not even close to a gip and I would buy and read this. You guys are interesting as hell.
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if you could get Discount Bees onboard to do some cover art then i'm pretty sure this thing could be an international bestseller. edit: and VV to do some illustrations throughout
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it should just be the discount bees painting of slip maybe redone in a Golden Books style
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Slung Blade posted:I'm not even close to a gip and I would buy and read this. You guys are interesting as hell. Slung Blade, are you the goon who made that badass tractor?
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not caring here posted:Slung Blade, are you the goon who made that badass tractor? yeah he is that tractor fuckin owns dude
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gently caress yeah, that poo poo owns. You should post in the drunk thread, all your poo poo is legit.
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Post this tractor.
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Master Bateman posted:Post this tractor.
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I would buy a book, put me down for one. I'd probably pay upwards of 50$ for an nice coffee table style book, although idk what that sort of money gets you in the publishing world and im flexible I also have a pretty large file of gip.txt somewhere on one of my hard drives over the last 3 years or so with some humpermonkey/50fa stories if you're interested I don't have PM what would be a good e-mail address or way to send this file/text if you/someone wants it? does pastebin and such poo poo have a character limit? I dont care about editing, take all or none. Waroduce fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jan 15, 2015 |
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