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Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

here it is

the thread for veterans

it is a place for vets to post

vets will get fat

and grow beards

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWsWP9bPAg

# ? Mar 1, 2015 14:25

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# ? May 30, 2023 16:04

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

works for me.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 15:04

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

# ? Mar 1, 2015 15:51

Icon Of Sin: Dec 26, 2008

Zeris posted:

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

reported for shitposting

# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:04

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

Zeris posted:

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

March Veteran's Thread - i'm making GBS threads as i write this

# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:24

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

I'm at work on this loving Sunday posting on the internet while letting you all know you can suck my dick from the back.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 16:46

AllDogsGoodDogs: Dec 30, 2008

1 more year of IRR. :3:

# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:03

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Zeris posted:

I'm making GBS threads as I write this

same

# ? Mar 1, 2015 17:50

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

stop getting fat you pieces of poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT9yEHOjYjU

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Mar 1, 2015

# ? Mar 1, 2015 18:24

Cole: Nov 24, 2004; DUNSON'D

i weighed 190 when i got out and ballooned up to 210 in the first few months. then i had blood work done and found out i was an unhealthy slob. i told the doc to stop fat shaming me.

now im down to 185.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 18:44

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

rip wesley willis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1mLiBViw0U

# ? Mar 1, 2015 19:32

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Mother fuckin sgt. Slaughter

Tryin to get on terminal lance

# ? Mar 1, 2015 19:49

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

i'm tired of having a gut, yeah i got loving lazy as poo poo after getting out. gonna start going to the gym and peep butts while i get fit.

# ? Mar 1, 2015 19:49

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

i'm tired of having a gut, yeah i got loving lazy as poo poo after getting out. gonna start going to the gym and peep butts while i get fit.

the trick is to get swole titties shoulders and arms to offset the gut then it doesnt look as outta place

# ? Mar 1, 2015 20:43

the dad farm: Dec 6, 2005

awww vet life, cuz i dont give a fuuuuckkk

# ? Mar 1, 2015 20:55

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Mother fuckin sgt. Slaughter

Tryin to get on terminal lance

Fat Mac

# ? Mar 1, 2015 22:29

brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

I can't make myself give a poo poo about any of my classes this semester. what the gently caress

# ? Mar 1, 2015 22:33

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

holocaust bloopers posted:

Fat Mac

I'm in bulk mode

# ? Mar 1, 2015 22:55

Nice and hot piss: Feb 1, 2004

Lol you guys are fat

# ? Mar 1, 2015 22:59

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:05

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:14

Syrian Lannister: Aug 25, 2007; Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.; Sugartime Jones

Me IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoPq5AOCOA

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:15

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

could be worse

we could still be in the military

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:16

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

could be worse

we could still be in the military

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:17

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

it's my right as a veteran to be a lazy piece of poo poo, get fat, and live off government welfare

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

could be worse

we could still be in the military

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:25

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

MurderBot posted:

Lol you guys are fat

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:36

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

What's the verdict, N4i? Are you man enough to summit Fart Sandwiches?

# ? Mar 1, 2015 23:43

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:53

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Fart Sandwiches posted:

totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

Fag

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:00

Fart Sandwiches: Apr 4, 2006; i never asked for this

Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:04

Helldump Immunity.: Aug 2, 2013; Fuck you

That air force guy looked pretty cool

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:11

Kawasaki Nun: Jul 16, 2001; by Reene

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I can't make myself give a poo poo about any of my classes this semester. what the gently caress

Yeah spring semester is bullshit. Been getting toasted like erryday

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:12

bloops: Dec 31, 2010; Thanks Ape Pussy!

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

I know of the balls one in a different context. Any AWACS of ours that had a tail number like 83-0008 (RIP lol) was known as "Balls 8."

# ? Mar 2, 2015 03:36

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Helldump Immunity. posted:

That air force guy looked pretty cool

the mexican with the yellow bandana bring shame upon the corpse

# ? Mar 2, 2015 04:18

brand engager: Mar 23, 2011

Fart Sandwiches posted:

Buzz feed but it's pretty funny

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SS7StVvbFOU

non military people don't get phrases we have all used (although "jody boy" gets a definite wtf who adds boy on the end)

Their definition of balls watch (or balls-thirty) was off to me. I thought it was because all 0s look like balls but they explain it like you are nodding off looking at your balls. Maybe I'm super dumb (likely)

lmao vets.png

# ? Mar 2, 2015 06:11

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Fart Sandwiches posted:

totally NOT GAY but it is of great concern how attractive I am to gay dudes. More of a self esteem boost than women finding me attractive because I at least tricked one idiot lady to find me attractive enough (8 years ago) to marry

edit: NOT GAY

I was joking around once at a party about how i'd gently caress me, right then a gay dude walked in the room and said "i wouldn't"

that cut deep.

# ? Mar 2, 2015 06:21