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OZYMANDICKASS posted:I have a research paper due tomorrow. There's a distinct lack of quotation marks around the words "research" and "paper" in the above quoted post.. Lol it's called using your GI bill to have "online tutors" "revise" your schoolwork prior to your submission. It worked great for Rrail. You signed up to waste tax payer money and chase a personal dream and not write research papers tho dude? Unless you went to something retarded like film school that's gonna be hard. But then again that'd be the standard to set in wasted tax dollars and dream chasing. So maybe if this college stuff doesn't pan out you can snobbishly suck Woody Allen's dick like you were his adopted oriental kid for 3 to 5 years in film school and then do a semester working the Kraft Services table at QVC and avoid this research thing all together. Otherwise college is gonna have research papers no matter what. Good luck, kid. 
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Good thing you have that case of MONSTER ENERGY under your desk, right? Not even monster can save me now. I never loving learn. When given the option to do a project on WHATEVER YOU WANT, never ever ever ever ever ever choose something you're genuinely interested in but know nothing about. The more you learn, the more you realize you have no idea what you are doing.
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:I have a research paper due tomorrow.
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Unless you went to something retarded like film school that's gonna be hard. HI HAVE WE MET
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:HI HAVE WE MET Oh wait yeah you ARE MY old e-buddy Vic Vermis. It's hard to tell what with how huge of a count cuntula you've become of late for no discernible reason. This research paper got your ovaries throbbing with cystic pain that bad brother? Need a cranberry juice? Extra Midol maybe? Or just a mid summers eve to get all the sand out of the crevices? 
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OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:Oh wait yeah you ARE MY old e-buddy Vic Vermis. It's hard to tell what with how huge of a count cuntula you've become of late for no discernible reason. This research paper got your ovaries throbbing with cystic pain that bad brother? Need a cranberry juice? Extra Midol maybe? Or just a mid summers eve to get all the sand out of the crevices? I hate winter and I'm too cheap/lazy to drink. So here I am. Grumpy and sober.
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OZYMANDICKASS posted:I hate winter and I'm too cheap/lazy to drink.  Glad your sober.
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Mar 2, 2015 09:29
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I just final outprocessed today, start terminal leave tomorrow.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Buzz feed but it's pretty funny Aha, I knew those loving hipsters looked familiar. This is where I saw them before: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtWosxIqJE
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Sotar posted:I just final outprocessed today, start terminal leave tomorrow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0
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This class is about half empty. Guess I'm not the only one who doesn't bother showing up most of the time.
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Guys, I have to admit something: A few months back, I was having a difficult time in school which was being compounded by a few other issues. Generally I was not having a good time, so I did the unthinkable: I called up a recruiter. A reserve recruiter. A Navy reserve recruiter. I saw it as a way out, a way to let the pressure valve go. Basically, I planned to go in as the equivalent rate to the one I had in the Marines, which would allow me to get to a unit faster than it would if I were to retrain. I went so far as to going to MEPS for the initial physical and getting my PS package submitted. I was pretty committed to getting back in. Eventually, I made it through the semester, took a vacation to Mexico and later California, and got my head screwed on straight. Realizing that my problems weren't really that bad, I called up the recruiter and told him that I really didn't want to go through with it. Luckily he was cordial about it, and said that if I ever wanted back in that the Navy would be there. I thanked him for his time and effort. As it stands now, I am still a free man on the land, peepin butts and shaving bc I can't grow a beard. welp that's my story 
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I know of one GiPper who shamefully retreated back to the military as a reservist. I won't name names because being back in the military is punishment enough.
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holocaust bloopers posted:I know of one GiPper who shamefully retreated back to the military as a reservist. I won't name names because being back in the military is punishment enough.
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It's OK, Deathy. You made the right decision. You're still one of us. 
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Casimir Radon posted:Was he a Bloomin' Onion(TM) technician? No. This was very recent.
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Mar 2, 2015 17:04
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Yes. Yesssssss.
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Deathy McDeath posted:Guys, I have to admit something: don't feel bad, godholio is getting nostalgia4AFBlue & is seriously considering recommissioning in the ANG for REASONS.
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NoNostalgia4Grover posted:don't feel bad, godholio is getting nostalgia4AFBlue & is seriously considering recommissioning in the ANG for REASONS. A captain here had a little PII accident here, by little I mean he potentially compromised the SSNs and a bunch of other stuff of everyone on the base, he only got the lightest of slaps on the wrist. Casimir Radon fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Mar 2, 2015 |
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Casimir Radon posted:Not seeing a downside here. it's the military it doesn't matter if the dick is permanently in your rear end or you're just left gaping part time it's the military
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You're either gettin' the weenie or you're not gettin' the weenie. There's no such thing as "I'm only gay one weekend a month, two weeks a year."
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Spicy Guacamole posted:"I'm only gay one weekend a month, two weeks a year." 
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Mar 2, 2015 22:17
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only gay on days that end with the letter y
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Typical cisvet shitlords restricting military service to a binary choice 
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Fister Roboto posted:Typical cisvet shitlords restricting military service to a binary choice i'm gay for riker but only with the beard
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Casimir Radon posted:Good pay, less bullshit than active duty, and probably even less chance of being held accountable for anything you do? Not seeing a downside here. I remember years ago as a Third Class being tasked with reorganizing a tennis court area behind security that was being used as an outdoor lay down lot basically. (This area was in a location that wasn't secure on base) Everything from barricades, to supposedly empty file cabinets. I had a few juniors go move some cabinets and low and behold one was full- of about 100 prior security personnels personnel files. SSNs, NOK, spouses, all sorts of sensitive info. About two or three years old stuff. I went to the MAC who'd tasked me/us. Queef MA "Why the gently caress are you looking in (unlocked) file cabinets???!" Me "Uh, it was too heavy to move." QMA "Did I tell you to going looking thru people's personnel records?" Me "Uh. So what do you want done with this stuff?" QMA "Lock it up and leave it." (There's no lock on the file cabinet that works) Me "Roger that chief..." Later when he went to the CPO club for lunch we took the files to our big industrial shredder and destroyed them... PII lol.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:i'm gay for riker but only with the beard
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see for you this could mean two different things deanna didn't strike me as a fag hag
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holy gently caress if that's the rating you were going to train into jesus christ you dodged a bullet you lucky idiot never enlist again dummy
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:i'm gay for riker but only with the beard reminder: 
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krispykremessuck posted:holy gently caress if that's the rating you were going to train into jesus christ you dodged a bullet you lucky idiot Oh nonononononono. By "PS" I meant "Prior service". I was an intel dork, which is not nearly as bad as being an admin fuckstick.
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idk how ya'll are getting fat after the fact you know you took every opportunity to dodge any kind of PT and were limdu your whole career anyways plus poo poo food and long hours and an overall lovely lifestyle contributing to obesity You can have a beard or obesity not both 
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:You can have a beard or obesity not both welcome to somethingawful, let me point you towards GBS so you can see how wrong you are
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I've lost about 55-60 lbs since I was in.
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Icon Of Sin posted:welcome to somethingawful, let me point you towards GBS so you can see how wrong you are
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self-control is for the weak.
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my beard makes my chin look so much nicer. like i could really take a punch. not that i want to, just saying it looks like i could crack walnuts with it.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:You're either gettin' the weenie or you're not gettin' the weenie. There's no such thing as "I'm only gay one weekend a month, two weeks a year."
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