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Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
There's people who incorporate the gayest parts of the army into their arma sessions. I saw a video where dudes were in a loving circle doing a god drat AAR while some shitheel did his best impression of a noble wasting everyone's time blathering on about TTPs.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Please tell me you're kidding, or that you TK people who do this.

It's real, and you better believe I go all Nadal Sassoon or whatever on them. Thus the Allah Allah Oxenfree and smashing choppers in to their MRAPs

There's a lot of ARMA servers I'm straight up IP banned on

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ffs just enlist assholes

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

ffs just enlist assholes

They're all 17 year olds talking about joining the Marines when they finally graduate from school but its taking long because that BITCH! Ms. Spencer wont give them a C in Art but is totally the best marcher in ROTC or some 48 year old fat guy who can't handle the physical rigors of Airsoft much less pass a PFT

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
But you don't salute in the field. Is there an admin building map where you have to secure your health records before your EAS timer runs out?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Press F to re-enlist with no bonus

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Use WASD to line up outside the arms room.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Your LES has several errors, stand in line at admin and hope you make it to the front before they leave for lunch at 10am because they won't be back till after 2!

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
MISSION FAILURE

you only policed up 148 out of 150 brass casings that pass.

RETRY/QUIT

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Who's the guy to get the gas key from?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Press the buttons appearing on screen to rape a local

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Oregon is a poo poo state right?

theres a position opening in the nw corner of the state for the company i work at and i dont want to move at all but itd make me much more resolute if someone told me it was full of antivaxxers and poo poo

If you are interested in learning more about the state, shoot me a PM. I live in the Portland metro area.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
All 26 and Under briefings are QTE.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Another of your shop's E-2s was caught drunk off base after getting in to an accident driving his stripper girlfriend's uninsured Toyota Celica, please use ventrillo to attend Mast

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mission Failed

You did not call "At Ease" quickly enough.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Improper securing of M9 paper to a rock.

You died.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Press T to say you were only following orders as your defense

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Please type the 4th General Order in to the chat bar. Pasting has been disabled. 'rah?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Press A to jerk it while alone on midwatch.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Civ life status: woke up at 10, filed my taxes, fixed fafsa for free money, lifted for an hour, eating ramen and fried chicken. Will be following up this flurry of activity with a nap.

Civ life owns.

Vriess
Apr 30, 2013

Select the items of interest in the scene.

Returned with Honor.

holocaust bloopers posted:

Civ life status: Civ life owns.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The shoyu ramen midway through its destruction.

Sotar
Dec 1, 2009
Civ life status: Going to the retro arcade here to play pinball and drink Angry Orchard later.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Civ life status: wish I had some of that ramen

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Civ life status: wish I had some food

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Civ life status: man, this corned beef owns.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Civ life status: man, this corned beef owns.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Civ life status: literally poo poo posting

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I am currently heading to a fancy hotel for a work event. I hope the food is good.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Civ Life Status : Currently slow cooking soup for 8 hrs in a crockpot

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Civ Life Status: Probably getting a divorce

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ogrel72 posted:

Civ Life Status: Probably getting a divorce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6p1741c9vU

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Civ life status: repeatedly loving some communications major's girlfriend


Edit: I am become Jody, destroyer of relationships

Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Mar 18, 2015

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Booblord Zagats posted:

It's real, and you better believe I go all Nadal Sassoon or whatever on them. Thus the Allah Allah Oxenfree and smashing choppers in to their MRAPs

There's a lot of ARMA servers I'm straight up IP banned on

I'm gonna reinstall Arma.

Edit: so I can give a safety briefing

Godholio fucked around with this message at 22:28 on Mar 18, 2015

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Press the buttons appearing on screen to rape a local

Only ever shows space bar

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Walked probably 2.5-3 hours today in my moc boots, right foot is awesome in socks, left foot has a blister on the outside of the heel, because of the sock. going commando in those boots friday. wore them into the shower when I got home to soften them up and fit them a little better, drying out now. waterproofing this weekend. so. loving. comfy.

the looks I got walking into walgreens to grab a pack of smokes were loving priceless

Ogrel72 posted:

Civ Life Status: Probably getting a divorce

:smith:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
shim

http://video.pbs.org/video/2365116001/

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://www.revealnews.org/article/the-death-of-baby-ada-mae-and-the-tragic-effects-of-addicted-veterans/

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