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There's people who incorporate the gayest parts of the army into their arma sessions. I saw a video where dudes were in a loving circle doing a god drat AAR while some shitheel did his best impression of a noble wasting everyone's time blathering on about TTPs.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Please tell me you're kidding, or that you TK people who do this. It's real, and you better believe I go all Nadal Sassoon or whatever on them. Thus the Allah Allah Oxenfree and smashing choppers in to their MRAPs There's a lot of ARMA servers I'm straight up IP banned on
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ffs just enlist assholes
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:ffs just enlist assholes They're all 17 year olds talking about joining the Marines when they finally graduate from school but its taking long because that BITCH! Ms. Spencer wont give them a C in Art but is totally the best marcher in ROTC or some 48 year old fat guy who can't handle the physical rigors of Airsoft much less pass a PFT
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But you don't salute in the field. Is there an admin building map where you have to secure your health records before your EAS timer runs out?
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Press F to re-enlist with no bonus
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Use WASD to line up outside the arms room.
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Your LES has several errors, stand in line at admin and hope you make it to the front before they leave for lunch at 10am because they won't be back till after 2!
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MISSION FAILURE you only policed up 148 out of 150 brass casings that pass. RETRY/QUIT
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Who's the guy to get the gas key from?
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Press the buttons appearing on screen to rape a local
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:Oregon is a poo poo state right? If you are interested in learning more about the state, shoot me a PM. I live in the Portland metro area.
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All 26 and Under briefings are QTE.
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Another of your shop's E-2s was caught drunk off base after getting in to an accident driving his stripper girlfriend's uninsured Toyota Celica, please use ventrillo to attend Mast
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Mission Failed You did not call "At Ease" quickly enough.
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Improper securing of M9 paper to a rock. You died.
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Press T to say you were only following orders as your defense
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Please type the 4th General Order in to the chat bar. Pasting has been disabled. 'rah?
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Press A to jerk it while alone on midwatch.
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Civ life status: woke up at 10, filed my taxes, fixed fafsa for free money, lifted for an hour, eating ramen and fried chicken. Will be following up this flurry of activity with a nap. Civ life owns.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Civ life status: Civ life owns.
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holocaust bloopers posted:
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The shoyu ramen midway through its destruction. ![]()
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Civ life status: Going to the retro arcade here to play pinball and drink Angry Orchard later.
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Civ life status: wish I had some of that ramen
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Civ life status: wish I had some food
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Civ life status: man, this corned beef owns.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Civ life status: man, this corned beef owns.
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Civ life status: literally poo poo posting
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I am currently heading to a fancy hotel for a work event. I hope the food is good.
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Civ Life Status : Currently slow cooking soup for 8 hrs in a crockpot
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Civ Life Status: Probably getting a divorce
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Ogrel72 posted:Civ Life Status: Probably getting a divorce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6p1741c9vU
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Civ life status: repeatedly loving some communications major's girlfriend Edit: I am become Jody, destroyer of relationships Professor Bling fucked around with this message at 21:57 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's real, and you better believe I go all Nadal Sassoon or whatever on them. Thus the Allah Allah Oxenfree and smashing choppers in to their MRAPs I'm gonna reinstall Arma. Edit: so I can give a safety briefing Godholio fucked around with this message at 23:28 on Mar 18, 2015 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Press the buttons appearing on screen to rape a local Only ever shows space bar
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Walked probably 2.5-3 hours today in my moc boots, right foot is awesome in socks, left foot has a blister on the outside of the heel, because of the sock. going commando in those boots friday. wore them into the shower when I got home to soften them up and fit them a little better, drying out now. waterproofing this weekend. so. loving. comfy. the looks I got walking into walgreens to grab a pack of smokes were loving priceless Ogrel72 posted:Civ Life Status: Probably getting a divorce ![]()
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shim http://video.pbs.org/video/2365116001/
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http://www.revealnews.org/article/the-death-of-baby-ada-mae-and-the-tragic-effects-of-addicted-veterans/![]()
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