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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
weird poo poo i think about while driving

the universe is in constant state of expansion/contraction right? so time flows forward and backward depending on its state. if this is not the first time it has done this, then everything ever done really is ore-ordained and fate is real.

in fact i may have posted this millions of times and would never know

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bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Time cannot flow backwards. It can slow down, but it cannot be reversed. That's my understanding anyway.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

holocaust bloopers posted:

Time cannot flow backwards. It can slow down, but it cannot be reversed. That's my understanding anyway.

you haven't watched Mr. Nobody have you????

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

ded posted:

you haven't watched Mr. Nobody have you????

Nope.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
its a weird mind gently caress of a movie

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Okcupid quickmatching is going pretty good



Thankfully it's in an open relationship! :barf:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I used to have lamps like that. Well, the ex-wife bought lamps like that. What I'm getting at here is: fat, likely has cats, "open relationship" involves a vibrator she calls "Bob" because she thinks she's clever.

Calling it now. Don't ride that moped.



E: Holy poo poo my resolution shot up and why the gently caress are you showing us your worst local trannies

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Mar 26, 2015

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I used to have lamps like that. Well, the ex-wife bought lamps like that. What I'm getting at here is: fat, likely has cats, "open relationship" involves a vibrator she calls "Bob" because she thinks she's clever.

Calling it now. Don't ride that moped.



E: Holy poo poo my resolution shot up and why the gently caress are you showing us your worst local trannies

lmbo

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Slim Pickens posted:

Okcupid quickmatching is going pretty good



Thankfully it's in an open relationship! :barf:

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I used to have lamps like that. Well, the ex-wife bought lamps like that. What I'm getting at here is: fat, likely has cats, "open relationship" involves a vibrator she calls "Bob" because she thinks she's clever.

Calling it now. Don't ride that moped.



E: Holy poo poo my resolution shot up and why the gently caress are you showing us your worst local trannies

It popped up under 'women', and I'm guessing the trifecta it claims it's in involves a Japanese body pillow and a real doll. Before that one there was a chick that claimed she was a pansexual and one that was all about "social justice!" I think matching broke for a minute but it went back to normal after those weirdos.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Only one physical class next quarter, and it's from 1-2:30 PM twice a week. Everything else is online. This will be a good quarter.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Holly emerges after three months with a wild beard, having lost the ability to speak English. All he does is grunt and point at women is yoga pants.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Holly emerges after three months with a wild beard, having lost the ability to speak English. All he does is grunt and point at women is yoga pants.

Is this deployment

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm removing the worst part about college from the equation: the students.

Also, I really dislike classes before noon.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
This means I'm ugly and gay, right?

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

I don't like online classes because they have all had extra bullshit work added in as a participation grade. The best classes are where the only graded things are the exams.


















PS: gently caress calc 2 I hate this monotone foreign accented motherfucker's class.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I don't like online classes because they have all had extra bullshit work added in as a participation grade. The best classes are where the only graded things are the exams.


















PS: gently caress calc 2 I hate this monotone foreign accented motherfucker's class.

That has not been my experience. Online courses are a slam dunk A.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

SperginMcBadposter posted:

I don't like online classes because they have all had extra bullshit work added in as a participation grade. The best classes are where the only graded things are the exams.

I've got the best of both worlds, a "blended" Statics class, ostensibly "50% traditional, 50% online," that only meets once per week for a lecture and assigns optional homework. If you turn in the homework, you get up to 5 extra points on each exam. Thanks to that, my average after midterms is over 100. It's crazy how much easier engineering classes got after slamming my head against Calc 3 and the introductory science courses.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



at the date posted:

I've got the best of both worlds, a "blended" Statics class, ostensibly "50% traditional, 50% online," that only meets once per week for a lecture and assigns optional homework. If you turn in the homework, you get up to 5 extra points on each exam. Thanks to that, my average after midterms is over 100. It's crazy how much easier engineering classes got after slamming my head against Calc 3 and the introductory science courses.

I feel like a lot of classes are easier after you take any flavor of physics or chemistry. Biology doesn't start getting stupid until sophomore level or so (I'm thinking anatomy courses), but chem and physics are mind-numbing right off the bat.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i did about 60/40 online to in-person classes. i would set Saturday afternoons to do all my work for the week, since i worked nights full-time and used that time for studying and poo poo.

theres benefits to both, but it was nice not driving 70 minutes each day to get to school

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008


One of my classes is physical, but there are around 100 people in there, and everything gets turned in online. I don't bother going a whole lot.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I did a hybrid course, which was a tremendous waste of time with hoe the idiot professor set it up. First class of the week was the online portion. He then reiterated everything we covered on the second class. We then did online assignments during class. I could've done that poo poo without having to spend another 90 minutes on campus.

I ended up skipping nearly half the course because he never took attendance.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I'm a terrible former enlisted, I have an almost perfect attendance record as I find being physically in a classroom really helps me with some classes. Also it's like a ten minute drive to campus.

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Toilet Rascal

SumYungGui posted:

I'm a terrible former enlisted, I have an almost perfect attendance record as I find being physically in a classroom really helps me with some classes. Also it's like a ten minute drive to campus.

same

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D
as great as porn is it's a lot better peeping irl buttes

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Ryan Reynolds showing off the new Deadpool costume

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Awww, yeahhh, UPS just delivered a bunch of tools and electronics. It's long overdue, but it looks like I'm finally gonna turn this ammo can into a beer cooler. :black101:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
So I'm tossing poo poo out in preparation for a move. Stuffed in a box was an old reflective belt with my laundry mark on it. Guh.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I still have one of my pt belts laying around somewhere. gay as it sounds, I'm taking it along for the roadwalks into towns along the way. as if the loving UFO pack wasn't bad enough.

but man, there's nothing like sorting out and throwing away a bunch of poo poo. been trimming back my collection of poo poo. should have more poo poo sold off by monday. it's like a small mountain of anxiety slowly melting away. aside from basic furniture, I'm going down to one tv and the xbone, my remaining clothes only slightly overflow my hamper. by the end of this, before leaving for the trail, I want to have everything I own be able to fit comfortably in the bed of a pickup truck and small 10' box trailer.

so. loving. relieving.

less poo poo more happy

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Salvation army is about to get a poo poo ton of books and old clothes.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
goodwill and amvets are getting whatever's left on monday. there's a book donation drop box nearby, but it looks rarely emptied judging by the piles of boxes of books sitting next to them.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

goodwill and amvets are getting whatever's left on monday. there's a book donation drop box nearby, but it looks rarely emptied judging by the piles of boxes of books sitting next to them.

book stuff: is there a mckays books by memphis yet or is memphis too ghetto for them?
i was really impressed by mckays when i drove through tennessee.

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

goodwill and amvets are getting whatever's left on monday. there's a book donation drop box nearby, but it looks rarely emptied judging by the piles of boxes of books sitting next to them.

Goodwill are a bunch of profiteering cunts, Salvation Army are actually good people.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Soon as my terminal leave was up I threw all my loving uniforms away cept my dress blues. Then I lost those with all the moving I had to do later on. Oh well!

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm keeping my uniforms. Not for me. Grand kids.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Ever since I left the army, I have been able to fit everything I own into two duffel bags and a backpack.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

holocaust bloopers posted:

I'm keeping my uniforms. Not for me. Grand kids.

I don't think anyone wants to ever see dungarees.


I lost my medals, awards, and evals too. If I ever care enough I can just buy the ones I earned.

bloops
Dec 30, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

ded posted:

I don't think anyone wants to ever see dungarees.


I lost my medals, awards, and evals too. If I ever care enough I can just buy the ones I earned.

Flight suits and patches will always be cool. I'm hanging onto graduation certificates because a few of those are cool. I wanna be a pro Grandpa Bloopers.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

holocaust bloopers posted:

Flight suits and patches will always be cool. I'm hanging onto graduation certificates because a few of those are cool. I wanna be a pro Grandpa Bloopers.

"hey look at all this cool army poo poo i have"

and then they join the army

congrats you ruined their lives.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Cole posted:

"hey look at all this cool army poo poo i have"

and then they join the army

congrats you ruined their lives.

The old find joy in life by tormenting the young.

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