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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



HiipFire posted:

hey i didnt read the last 2 pages whats up

I'm JOAT I got an investigation on Ernie, MC refuses to vote Ernie, I tried a variety of fake claims in order to do trick him.

Just vote Ernie.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Ernie scum claimed btw.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


ok

##vote Ernie

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Mornacle be a hero.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Hey y'all I was watching my nieces yesterday now I'm gonna go read the thread and make a case.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Ernie. posted:

okay pause

i'm scum, but the 3ps and us can win tomorrow

today we kill whoever the executioner wants dead
tomorrow we lunch the jester and have him vig the last town
i can make sure keane gets roleblocked tonight

run the numbers in your heads 3ps, we have control of the game

Ok I think if everyone reads this post, they'll come to the conclusion that it's pretty scummy.

##vote Ernie.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Good riddance, Ernie.!

Alaster
Nov 18, 2006

Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.


Ernie, mafia busdriver is dead

Night 2 begins!

Alaster
Nov 18, 2006

Hanging just next to your door in the hallway is a painting of an EXQUISITE WIZARD. Your mother collects these awful things IRONICALLY.


Gulagdolls, Whacky Detector is dead

Day 3 begins!!!

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 3



Not Voting (4): CCKeane, HiipFire, MC Eating Disorder, Mornacale

With 4 alive, it's 3 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



So I'm not jester I just wanted to rush a vote on Ernie.

Let's claim, everyone.

I am JOAT.

I propose we no vote today.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Oh I'm the only town left.

Nice.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



So MC Eating disorder is obviously my executioner and all.

Who's the jester, Mornacle or Hiipfire?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



CCKeane posted:

So MC Eating disorder is obviously my executioner and all.

Who's the jester, Mornacle or Hiipfire?

Because I am down for voting you and hoping you just use your vig to kill the other one.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I am eagerly awaiting MC Eating Disorder to come in and insist that he is town and I am just the ____

I am literally the only town left. I know I'm the only town left.

Everybody knows I am the only town left.

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES


IM JESTER

HA SUCK IT MORNACLE I CLAIMED IT FIRST

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



HiipFire posted:

IM JESTER

HA SUCK IT MORNACLE I CLAIMED IT FIRST

Cool.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'd like to wait for Mornacle to claim, obviously.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



And heck, MC eating disorder too, let's make it fun for the whole family.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Keane, how does it feel knowing that 75% of the game can only win if the last scum survives the day?

##vote CCKeane

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Does it feel whacky?

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Fun fact: all three of the non-Keane players will win, if Keane is in fact a townie and dies today.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Mornacale posted:

Keane, how does it feel knowing that 75% of the game can only win if the last scum survives the day?

##vote CCKeane

The Jester won't win.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Vote me off and the jester loses.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



We have a stalemate, since I'm presuming Hiipfire realizes that he loses if he isn't voted off today.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


CCKeane posted:

The Jester won't win.

They will when I vote for them tomorrow.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Mornacale posted:

They will when I vote for them tomorrow.

You'll kill somebody tonight.

There won't be a tomorrow.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



MC eating Disorder are you around? I want to declare a truce.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


CCKeane posted:

You'll kill somebody tonight.

There won't be a tomorrow.

The Jester has a lot better chance appealing to the scum's willingness to make an honest deal than they do losing the game immediately.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Mornacale posted:

The Jester has a lot better chance appealing to the scum's willingness to make an honest deal than they do losing the game immediately.

I'm looking to make an honest deal here too.

Because you have no reason to hold up your end of the bargain, and I'm looking to put my cards on the table here.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


CCKeane posted:

I'm looking to make an honest deal here too.

Because you have no reason to hold up your end of the bargain, and I'm looking to put my cards on the table here.

There is no deal you can make, honest or otherwise, that allows you and both 3Ps to win.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Mornacale posted:

There is no deal you can make, honest or otherwise, that allows you and both 3Ps to win.

Same with you, because you will almost certainly go for a night kill once that is in place.

Even if you did vote off the jester, what then? You die and lose to the vig, or MC Eating Disorder dies and loses to the vig.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Hiipfire please vote yourself, I know you can't hammer yourself.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



MC Let's talk.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



You're not going to want to play ball with me, and you're not going to like what I'm going to say, but I think it's the best option here.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


CCKeane posted:

Same with you, because you will almost certainly go for a night kill once that is in place.

Even if you did vote off the jester, what then? You die and lose to the vig, or MC Eating Disorder dies and loses to the vig.

Nah, it's basically the first loop of an Iterated Prisoner's Dilemma (future games I play are the future iterations), the optimal strategy is to cooperate so that people will know I'm honestly cooperating in the future. Similarly, the Jester's optimal strategy is to promise to no-vig and follow through.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Hiipfire I get you executed, you'll off Morn, right?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



Mornacale posted:

Nah, it's basically the first loop of an Iterated Prisoner's Dilemma (future games I play are the future iterations), the optimal strategy is to cooperate so that people will know I'm honestly cooperating in the future. Similarly, the Jester's optimal strategy is to promise to no-vig and follow through.

You have no reason to withhold your kill, and they shouldn't believe you.

Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


CCKeane posted:

You have no reason to withhold your kill, and they shouldn't believe you.

As opposed to your strategy, which is explicitly asking someone to lose with 100% certainty.

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Mornacale
Dec 19, 2007

n=y where
y=hope and n=folly,
prospects=lies, win=lose,

self=Pirates


Just to be explicit, I give my word that if both 3Ps choose to cooperate with me then I will do everything in my power to let them both win with me. If you cooperate with Keane, then at least one of you will certainly lose. If one of you cooperates with me and one doesn't, then the one that cooperates will win with me and the other will lose with Keane. If you choose to stab me in the back after I let you win, then them's the breaks when you get ~whacky~.

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