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Welp time to face this poo poo like a man.
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 06:05 |
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gently caress everything.
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Welp.
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Deetz, I don't care about being spoiled
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Funny I didn't realize Cersei was Catholic.
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So, to recap: 1) Cersei got a bush 2) Cersei got one kid left 3) Mountain got his groove back 4) Lovebirds Tommen and Margeary still MIA 5) Thelma and Louis via Sansa and Theon 6) Jon Snow is a bitch (and what the gently caress with that stupid callback at the beginning just to telegraph that stupid OH YOUR UNCLE IS STILL ALIVE sign that was dumb) 7) Onion Knight and Melisandre are without a kingdom 8) Danny gettin sold into slavery again 9) Arya stole a face and is definitely not paying for it God damnit this show. e: I forgot basically the whole Stannis plot arc was to get his army slaughtered, flambe his daughter, and get his head cut off by Brienne, who was of no hope whatsoever, who I guess goes to the wall with Pod now?
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I think it's cool and good that Game Of Thrones has now reset Dany's plotline just for the sake of padding out to another season.
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gently caress the plot line across the narrow sea, gently caress the North they get what they deserve, gently caress Dorne and their hot chicks with lovely petty jealously. All the cool people are pretty much dead. End it with Tyrion riding a dragon in the war against the White Walkers and let the show be done. gently caress this show.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Deetz, I don't care about being spoiled john snow got loving owned lol
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elite_garbage_man posted:john snow got loving owned
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The sole reason they had Big Red come back at the end of the episode is so that she can resurrect Jon Snow next season.
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You want the good girl, but you need the bad pussy loving lmao.
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the nights watch is a giant bunch of baby morons all those dudes they saved they don't have to fight and are more men to guard the wall with but nope jon has to die because gently caress you ![]()
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lena headey has way better boobs than i thought she would
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ded posted:lena headey has way better boobs than i thought she would ![]()
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ded posted:lena headey has way better boobs than i thought she would Those weren't hers. She had to have a body double for that scene because she was pregnant during filming.
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gently caress season 5 and gently caress this finale. Holy ballsacks this was a dripping wet fart of 10 hours of TV and my life. At this point I hope aliens just come in and nuke everyone and everything dies.
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Monsterface burner gets a short haircut, bitch who ignores her commanding officer and takes out a guys eyes goes blind as punishment and a dick who has no business commanding a militant order gets fragged. Pretty happy overall, the 15 minute lena hedly procession was the icing on the cake. It could only get better if the crazy fire oval office resurrects Snow and he goes on a rampage. I'm pretty convinced, from what Ed said that he is his blood, but not direct blood. I reckon he was the rape baby of Rhagar and Lyanna Stark, loving semi dead Tygarian heir in the cards next season!
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Holy crap this show got bad fast.ded posted:
pretty annoying that this was posted on Saturday. It doesn't even make any sense until after Sunday night's episode.
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Victor Vermis posted:Holy crap this show got bad fast. its a fake, though. He didn't warg at all last night.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Those weren't hers. She had to have a body double for that scene because she was pregnant during filming. Whoever it was has some rockin tits. Kind of bummed we'll get no more ~fewer~
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Arya is totally boned right? Guess that plotline is toast too.
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Nah, she's going to be the best Daredevil.
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Untagged posted:Arya is totally boned right? Guess that plotline is toast too. Nah, she was supposed to go blind.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Those weren't hers. She had to have a body double for that scene because she was pregnant during filming. oh wow. some nice cg head placement then
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Untagged posted:Arya is totally boned right? Guess that plotline is toast too. I don't think that it's a spoiler to tell you that throwing adversity at Arya just leads to her becoming even more badass.
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ded posted:oh wow. some nice cg head placement then Pretty much. My first reaction was "No way, hers are way smaller", but then along the 45 minute shameshameshameshameshame walk, I ended up being convinced it was her and they somehow knocked it out of the park regarding covering her tats.
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got blacked out before the show. I barely remember anything other than jon snow getting shanked.
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After breaking her legs in the fall, Sansa spends Season 6 getting dragged north by Reek in her quest to learn about being a warg. Seriously though, which watchable characters are left? Tyrion, Baelish, maybe Davos and Brienne? Also: Dead Reckoning posted:Vote Reanimated corpse of The Mountain/Wight that used to be Badass Wildling Milf in 2016.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I don't think that it's a spoiler to tell you that throwing adversity at Arya just leads to her becoming even more badass. Yeah, I wasn't aware she was supposed to loose it. Book chat.
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this show is cool because of how mad ep 8 and 10 consistently make people
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I'm only mad that Stannis didn't get flayed.
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Mr. Nice! posted:its a fake, though. He didn't warg at all last night. Warg eyes aside, you don't recognize that shot from Sunday's episode and wonder why anybody would post it on Saturday? I skip this thread once the show is on, so I though it was p rude. But I'm one of those fags who can sit still for an hour of TV and enjoy the anticipation of not knowing (different than knowing-but-being-wrong-about) exactly what is going to happen.
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slow season overall buy the last couple episodes were p legit.
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elite_garbage_man posted:slow season overall buy the last couple episodes were p legit. "Dance of Dragons" was a pretty poo poo book all around so it's no surprise that Season 5 sucked.
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Zeroisanumber posted:"Dance of Dragons" was a pretty poo poo book all around so it's no surprise that Season 5 sucked. I dunno why the gently caress the story got so much broader when there are only supposed to be a book or two left but yeah, it wasn't too great. Hopefully the constraints of the show will contain the book story too.
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Kawasaki Nun posted:I dunno why the gently caress the story got so much broader when there are only supposed to be a book or two left but yeah, it wasn't too great. Hopefully the constraints of the show will contain the book story too. You guys that have only seen the show are so loving lucky in regards to inane subplots that just appear for no reason or that end up going nowhere. Imagine Dorne lasting three times as long and adding a bunch of extra characters and a sub plot or two that then get killed off an episode or two later. Imagine the Breane stuff lasting for 3 or 4 full episodes straight, but having less impact than she did in the show. I pity the guy earlier asking after the iron born in case he ever reads that section, as it is magnitudes slower more irrelevant and boring than Dorne or Arya's section. If any of you do decide to read the books stop at the third one.
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Anal Papist posted:You guys that have only seen the show are so loving lucky in regards to inane subplots that just appear for no reason or that end up going nowhere. Imagine Dorne lasting three times as long and adding a bunch of extra characters and a sub plot or two that then get killed off an episode or two later. Imagine the Breane stuff lasting for 3 or 4 full episodes straight, but having less impact than she did in the show. I pity the guy earlier asking after the iron born in case he ever reads that section, as it is magnitudes slower more irrelevant and boring than Dorne or Arya's section. If any of you do decide to read the books stop at the third one. There's still room in Season Six.... ...for Darkstar.
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this season had one thing that owned no bran
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 06:05 |
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Victor Vermis posted:Warg eyes aside, you don't recognize that shot from Sunday's episode and wonder why anybody would post it on Saturday? I get what you're saying now.
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