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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


LOCATION: Alamogordo, New Mexico



A sweaty Playstation 1 commands to console group.


KEEP DIGGING MEN, HE'S HERE. HE HAS TO BE!

The consoles keep digging...

and digging...


and digging...

UNTIL

I-I think I found it sir!
A exhausted Turbografx-16 exclaims
...

...

The Playstation 1 looks down...



...
By Abe's gas!
A subterranean TOMB

Just as the map inherited by Playstation 1 laid out

Follow the alien, dig and behold; a tomb and city...made of gold.



The Playstation 1 enters with caution, his group of consoles follow his lead


He reads his ancient scrolls

Inside Atari's hidden Sphinx, past the tomb of the Lynx, through the 5200 steps which lay quiet wide, take a left and time must bide. Down and down you must go, find the dark and crystal throne, take the sword from the undead kings chest; prepare to fight, hope for the best.
A picture accompanies his texts



Goddamned cultists
The Playstation 1 whimpers to himself.

8 hours later


The Playstation 1 removes the Atari Sword from the long dead 2600 King



AND SUDDENLY A VORTEX


FZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

A LONE ATARI JAGUAR EMERGES

I WAS HIDING IN THE THIRD DIMENSION!
SONY PRETENDER YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO BE HERE IN MY FALLEN KINGDOM! FWWWAGH!
THE SWORD BELONGS TO ME, I NEED ITS POWER....HISSssss...
I AM KING YOU HEAR ME, KINGGGGGG

Much like a jungle cat, the Jaguar lunges towards the Playstation and his comrades!
NYAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!
The Playstation 1 dodges!

*Fwosh*
You're outdated old man!
The Playstation 1 launches a memory card which impales the Atari Jaguar in the neck!

*PEW*

FWWWWWAAAAAHGGGGGGssssss....
The Atari Jaguar crumbles to DUST!

...
End of an era INDEED

Playstation 1 and his group of loyal consoles head to the exit...

thatbastardken, the Atari Jaguar was erased from history! (Scum Godfather)

NIGHT ACTIONS!

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

"Joining us now from Rupert Murdoch's colon..."


The Playstion 1 kicks open the door in a dirty apartment block

Eeeeeeshhhh, I knew I should of stayed home.


State your business polygonal scum!


I come merely to check on your intentions, PC-FX.
Consoles that do not sell have been...angry lately.


They have a right to beeeeeee Playstation, it's every console's dream to be loved by a child...


I...understand so I'm here in your...apartment to make sure no more killing happens...
I want to see your potential, show me a game...

The PC-FX boots up a game....


IT IS UNHOLY, UNHOLY FOR THIS WORLD


Yes, Playstation but my games will be suitable for the NEW World!

The PC-FX, the failed successor of the PC-Engine/TurboGrafx-16 neglected 3D. the company NEC, called 3D models a gimmick and continued with 2D games. 3rd party developers did not follow and the entire library of PC-FX games was filled with bullet hell shooters and adult-anime games.

With all his power, the PC-FX summons an assistant

The ship begins firing at the Playstation 1!


I knew you would do this...
BUT YOU ARE MY TARGET TOO

THE PLAYSTATION 1 EXPLODES, TAKING OUT THE WHOLE APARTMENT BLOCK



MEANWHILE


The last of my kind....I HATE BEING ALONE!

A hooded figure turns the corner

THEN JOIN THEM!


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT

Gwynplaine, the NEC PC-FX's vest doesn't save him from vengefuls! (Scum One-Shot Bulletproof)
Mithranderp, the Playstation 1 made the ultimate sacrifice! (Town Babysitter)
Those on my Left, the Neo-Geo Pocket joins Harold Krell! (Vanilla Town)


DAY BEGIN

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 5



Not Voting (3): bowmore, everythingWasBees, Matthew Beet

With 3 alive, it's 2 votes to lynch. The current deadline is May 02nd, 2015 at 10:25 p.m. EST -- that's in about 11 hours, 58 minutes.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



So I guess this is the final day, then?

Those On My Left
Jun 25, 2010



deaddoc plz

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Anidav posted:

Gwynplaine, the NEC PC-FX's vest doesn't save him from vengefuls! (Scum One-Shot Bulletproof)

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

So Beet and I are obviously town

##vote everythingWasBees

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

So Beet and I are obviously town

##vote everythingWasBees

I'm not sure why you'd think that. That lynch train wasn't even around when I was awake, and both of you only voted at the very end.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

seriously with that lylo yesterday there is no way that Beet is anything other than town, it's gotta be Bees

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



Was it a lylo, though, if we have a serial killer?

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

everythingWasBees posted:

Was it a lylo, though, if we have a serial killer?
what are you talking about?

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

what are you talking about?

We have a serial killer. If the serial killer killed a scum, Scum would be even with town 2-2, rather than the 2-1 we have now.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



What I'm saying is unless Anidav stated otherwise, it wasn;'t lylo.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



Like right now we have a SK, ???, and scum.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

I still don't know what you are talking about

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

I still don't know what you are talking about

I'm saying that I'm not scum and yesterday wasn't a lylo!

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

I know yesterday wasn't lylo

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

well I didn't know yesterday for sure

but I know today for obvious reasons

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

seriously with that lylo yesterday there is no way that Beet is anything other than town, it's gotta be Bees

???

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

sorry i meant to say deadline not lylo

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



How come you believe I'm scum, and Beet isn't? I'm reasonably sure you're the SK.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

today is lylo so i just got my wires crossed

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

sorry i meant to say deadline not lylo

okay yeah that makes more sense

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

everythingWasBees posted:

How come you believe I'm scum, and Beet isn't? I'm reasonably sure you're the SK.
I think you are SK

I don't think there are any scum left, 4 scum would be too many scum for this game.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Of course Beet could be the SK but I don't think so, he's been too much out in the open

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

I think you are SK

I don't think there are any scum left, 4 scum would be too many scum for this game.

So you're saying you're not the Serial Killer, then?
In that case ##vote bowmore as I'm vanilla town, so the SK is Beet.

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



or wait ##unvote

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

you've been lurking and tried to not make waves with your voting, that's sk 101

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

I think you are SK

I don't think there are any scum left, 4 scum would be too many scum for this game.

can this happen, in a game? i thought that sk was counted as town and therefore the game ends with a town victory

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

everythingWasBees posted:

So you're saying you're not the Serial Killer, then?
I'm town yeah

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

you've been lurking and tried to not make waves with your voting, that's sk 101

im also in an entirely different timezone than you guys

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

everythingWasBees posted:

im also in an entirely different timezone than you guys
I play in an entirely different timezone all the time on normal mafia

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

everythingWasBees posted:

can this happen, in a game? i thought that sk was counted as town and therefore the game ends with a town victory
sk is third party, don't act dumb

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

I play in an entirely different timezone all the time on normal mafia

deadline is like 5am or 6am my time, so im not here during the night, and during the day when i am here it's usually just you.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

seriously if Beet is SK he deserves the victory at this stage

I'm putting my chips on you Bees, no point being precious about it

everythingWasBees
Jan 9, 2013



bowmore posted:

sk is third party, don't act dumb

i thought they were counted as town, and their win condition was town win.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


Vengeful only triggers on a lynch

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

You should probably edit that out and PM Anidav about it

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008




Lipstick Apathy

Bees do you think Beet is the SK?

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


bowmore posted:

You should probably edit that out and PM Anidav about it

nah

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