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SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp



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BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax



Haha whatever happened to her bakery anyway?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Does it feel like your love life has gotten a bit stale? Do you suspect that your partner is no longer attracted to you? Why not do what the ancient assyrians did and smear crushed Lobsta Fahts on their cock before applying a thin layer of Iron Dust on your Junk. They won’t be able to resist you.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I highly doubt Jim Bob gives oral sex

Judging by general reactions in the PYF scary unnerving things, a lot of people are scared of caves and cave spelunking.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

Your friendly neighborhood bop



Some folks'l never touch their kids but then again some folks will.
Like Jim Bob the slackjawed yokel.

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Wedemeyer posted:

Judging by general reactions in the PYF scary unnerving things, a lot of people are scared of caves and cave spelunking.

Like a hot dog in a football stadium.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

I GIS'd vaginal prolapse.

To all women posters, why don't you insist on adoption? Pregnancy is hosed up and has an absurd amount of health issues and side-effects and consequences associated with it.
I shoot a load and I'm done. You're totally hosed, and you don't even know how hosed until well after the fact. How do you even budget for that?

Portals
Apr 17, 2012



Do It Once Right posted:

I GIS'd vaginal prolapse.

To all women posters, why don't you insist on adoption? Pregnancy is hosed up and has an absurd amount of health issues and side-effects and consequences associated with it.
I shoot a load and I'm done. You're totally hosed, and you don't even know how hosed until well after the fact. How do you even budget for that?

from what I've heard, pregnancy hormones usually mess with your brain so the idea of having a kid outweighs the downside of wrecking your downstairs. plus it presumably heals up after a while, the human body is pretty resilient

anyways that's why legalizing birth control and abortions is pretty drat important, having a child is like changing your life from normal to hard mode and women should be able to decide when they're ready for that

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Do It Once Right posted:

I GIS'd vaginal prolapse.

What the gently caress did I tell you not to do.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Portals posted:

from what I've heard, pregnancy hormones usually mess with your brain so the idea of having a kid outweighs the downside of wrecking your downstairs. plus it presumably heals up after a while, the human body is pretty resilient

anyways that's why legalizing birth control and abortions is pretty drat important, having a child is like changing your life from normal to hard mode and women should be able to decide when they're ready for that

Or OR..Third world baby farms?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Sorry I'm late but for anyone who doesn't get this joke, Dug Hers = Duggars. Makes you think.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Do It Once Right posted:

I GIS'd vaginal prolapse.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

Obligatory Toast posted:

What the gently caress did I tell you not to do.

YOUR NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

e: I called my Mom to tell her that I love her. She's an RN who popped 4 absurdly large kids out of her vag. She was happy to hear from me. I'm glad my mom isn't a Duergar.

Bethamphetamine fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Jun 10, 2015

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




It's turning yourself inside out FOR THE LORD

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Lodin posted:

Some folks'l never touch their kids but then again some folks will.
Like Jim Bob the slackjawed yokel.

Hey, Josh! Get off your dang sister!

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?





Pvt.Scott posted:

What the gently caress? Did I miss out on being molested as a child? How the gently caress is this a common occurrence? I guess I wasn't a tempting enough five-year-old. I should have worn tighter shorts and maybe stretched a lot before running around the neighborhood.

I get that a lot of diddling is about easy access, power and control, but at least stick to your age band if you have to rape someone. Jesus, it's not that hard, is it?

According to a past co-worker of mine, every woman's been molested/raped as a child. When I told her I hadn't been, she insisted that I was abused but was still too traumatized to recall or admit it. I guess it was part of her coping mechanism to believe the reason it happened to her was that it happened to everyone.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




The Duggars are now a spinoff of Sister Wives

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all






:seinfeld-welp.gif:

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Do It Once Right posted:

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

Lmao

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I posted a 7 point defense of corporate wage theft because my brain is full of worms.

M_Sinistrari posted:

According to a past co-worker of mine, every woman's been molested/raped as a child. When I told her I hadn't been, she insisted that I was abused but was still too traumatized to recall or admit it. I guess it was part of her coping mechanism to believe the reason it happened to her was that it happened to everyone.

People do insane things to rationalize abuse or when someone they loved is accused of abuse. Some family member was sexually abusing a bunch of the young kids, of which my friend's mother was one of them back then, and when she tried to tell her parents/other relatives she was scolded for lying and called a bad child. It hosed her up pretty bad for her entire life.

Decades later and after years of trying to reach out and re-form an actual relationship with the mother who shattered her emotionally she had a tenuous relationship consisting mostly of polite phone calls until one day the denial mother started talking about how she hears all these stories of gays and pedophiles abusing children and she's decide to volunteer to 'raise awareness' on the issue. My friend's mom lost her poo poo and started screaming at her mother about how that poo poo happened to her and her cousins and no one would believe them and it wasn't a scary guy in a van or a campy gay person it was the trusted uncle that no one would believe did it and then punished the kids who spoke out.

Basically, the Duggar family is slowly reaching a boiling point where the abuse victims will loving snap and burn all their family bridges and gtfo with horrific tales of creepy behavior and sexual abuse from Jim Bob and Josh.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.


drat I knew I wasn't crazy. I believe Michelle has great potential and is attractive to boot. She's just under some moral patriarch's thumb.

someusername
Jan 26, 2015


Do It Once Right posted:

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

Calimari Tube Night

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Do It Once Right posted:

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

"fellatio"

Busty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Toadvine posted:

drat I knew I wasn't crazy. I believe Michelle has great potential and is attractive to boot. She's just under some moral patriarch's thumb.

Where do you think all those girls get their fairly attractive genes from? definitely not jim boob

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Do It Once Right posted:

If your wife's vag is inside-out, do you call it 'eating her out' or do you say you're 'dining in tonight'?

eating at a buffet

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012




College Slice

etalian posted:

eating at a buffet

That's just loving rancid.

lol, gently caress that's harsh

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick?

Could a woman put her prolapsed vagina in my butt??

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

"Women, how could you ever have children with your cooty parts?!!" - Some dumb goon

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




The Fattest PI posted:

How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick?

Could a woman put her prolapsed vagina in my butt??

I imagine it's like trying to cram the stuff back into a busted Stretch Armstrong.

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



The human body is very resilient.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

What alignment would the duggar class be?

A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.



King of Bees posted:

What alignment would the duggar class be?

Lawful neutral

Classes don't have alignments tho

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots

A MIRACLE posted:

Lawful neutral

Classes don't have alignments tho

what about paladins?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005



Lord of Pie posted:

I imagine it's like trying to cram the stuff back into a busted Stretch Armstrong.

Just take the vagina in your hand and use it like a glove and masturbate yourself with it.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Draugr or Duggar. Hard choice.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



The Fattest PI posted:

How do you have sex if her vagina is prolapsed do you just kind of whack at it with your dick?

Could a woman put her prolapsed vagina in my butt??

hit it with a stick and hope it explodes into a pile of candy

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012


Ultimate Mango posted:

Just take the vagina in your hand and use it like a glove and masturbate yourself with it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008



falafelatio

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Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




For real though, Jim Bob takes like a whole month* break after each baby in order to pray his wife's ravaged cooter back into launch position.

*or longer if it's a sinful girlchild

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